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Originally posted by NG cavscout:

Oh, and Seanachai, now that you are back from the staff meeting of Faeries and like minded fey folk, can you return the setup I sent you oh so many weeks ago?

Not until you show me proper respect, you bastard, or defeat me in a cage match involving garden implements.

How are all your cute kids doing? And your fine wife?

If you're not going to lay off the 'Faerie' talk, I promise them that I'll try not to scar you too horribly with the garden weasel.

It's 'Sidhe'.

Gently glide your weasel...

Best damn purchase I ever made in the 80s. I've killed three men with —

That is, there's nothing like it for weeding and breaking up soil clumps!

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Originally posted by Lady Redneck:

No, but the Bloody Marys are quite good as well as the bands that play there.

Sounds good. What kind of music?

Originally posted by Lady Redneck:

The last time someone pulled up on a Biscotti, some of the patrons of the bar set it on fire.

Lady Redneck

No loss. Never could stand biscotti. The bike looks ridiculous, no matter what Xyphorus might say, and the cookie tastes like lightly sweetened chip-board.
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Originally posted by Lady Redneck:

Here?

That looks like rather a nice place, but their prices are completely unreasonable. I think a bunch of the boys should go over and have an "intimate" chat with the owner and get him to see the advantages of a group discount. As opposed to higher insurance costs, for instance.

Michael

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Originally posted by Michael Emrys:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai:

Gently glide your weasel...

You just can't compose a post without insinuating sexual innuendo, can you, you despicable, filthy beast!

Michael </font>

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Originally posted by NG cavscout:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:

Well, Cavscout fought the good fight. He was valiant, tough, resolute. He defended his positions as if he was backed to the very brink of hell and battled with gusto and elan, never asking for quarter, nor giving any!

Nah, who am I kidding? He folded up like a cheap aluminum lawn chair and I thwacked him mightily about the ears until he crawled away mewling like a whipped chipmunk!

Final score: 78-22.

You are just mad because I actually killed your 105 Sherman with a skulking flamethrower, and I got a 3-0 kill ratio on vehicles. </font>
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Originally posted by Seanachai:

You know, Lars, there's a question that, if I haven't asked it already, I know I've been meaning to ask for some time now.

What the hell is going on? You're the third most prolific poster on the Forums. Third?! You're right behind Grog Dorosh and Emrys, for the love of God.

You need to explain this to me.

At length.

The sods here are too stupid to buy a shell program for the plotter.

Or a UPS backup, or a RAID, or many other little computer doohickies that save far money than they initially cost.

No matter, I get paid well to watch the little hourglass thingy and annoy you.

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Originally posted by Stuka:

Mace lives in steenky Victoria, the rest of Australia is tops!

Nonsense Stuka ... hmmm ... you know you'd save us all a good deal of effort if you'd just change your name to NonsenseStuka.

Where was I ... oh yeah, Australia can hardly be tops since it's Down Under.

Joe

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Oh you guys would just lurve it if you could ever afford a visit out to the land of Oz but seeing as your 'merkin dollar is valued somewhere between the peso and the zloty right now, I don't think that'll be anytime soon.

In the meantime, 3 cheers for Australia!!

Oi!

Oi!

Oi!

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Originally posted by Boo Radley:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by NG cavscout:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:

Well, Cavscout fought the good fight. He was valiant, tough, resolute. He defended his positions as if he was backed to the very brink of hell and battled with gusto and elan, never asking for quarter, nor giving any!

Nah, who am I kidding? He folded up like a cheap aluminum lawn chair and I thwacked him mightily about the ears until he crawled away mewling like a whipped chipmunk!

Final score: 78-22.

You are just mad because I actually killed your 105 Sherman with a skulking flamethrower, and I got a 3-0 kill ratio on vehicles. </font>
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Oh great lord Seanachai, in tribute to your Aretha Franklin mood of the day.

(oo) What you want

(oo) Baby, I got

(oo) What you need

(oo) Do you know I got it?

(oo) All I'm askin'

(oo) Is for a little respect when you come home (just a little bit)

Hey baby (just a little bit) when you get home

(just a little bit) mister (just a little bit)

I ain't gonna do you wrong while you're gone

Ain't gonna do you wrong (oo) 'cause I don't wanna (oo)

All I'm askin' (oo)

Is for a little respect when you come home (just a little bit)

Baby (just a little bit) when you get home (just a little bit)

Yeah (just a little bit)

I'm about to give you all of my money

And all I'm askin' in return, honey

Is to give me my profits

When you get home (just a, just a, just a, just a)

Yeah baby (just a, just a, just a, just a)

When you get home (just a little bit)

Yeah (just a little bit)

------ instrumental break ------

Ooo, your kisses (oo)

Sweeter than honey (oo)

And guess what? (oo)

So is my money (oo)

All I want you to do (oo) for me

Is give it to me when you get home (re, re, re ,re)

Yeah baby (re, re, re ,re)

Whip it to me (respect, just a little bit)

When you get home, now (just a little bit)

R-E-S-P-E-C-T

Find out what it means to me

R-E-S-P-E-C-T

Take care, TCB

Oh (sock it to me, sock it to me,

sock it to me, sock it to me)

A little respect (sock it to me, sock it to me,

sock it to me, sock it to me)

Whoa, babe (just a little bit)

A little respect (just a little bit)

I get tired (just a little bit)

Keep on tryin' (just a little bit)

You're runnin' out of foolin' (just a little bit)

And I ain't lyin' (just a little bit)

(re, re, re, re) 'spect

When you come home (re, re, re ,re)

Or you might walk in (respect, just a little bit)

And find out I'm gone (just a little bit)

I got to have (just a little bit)

A little respect (just a little bit)

The family is great, thanks for asking.

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[ November 06, 2007, 12:44 PM: Message edited by: NG cavscout ]

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See what I mean Seanachai? Already it's started. First we had Abbott's back fence gossip and photos of his freaking TRUCK ... which encouraged Lars to post photos of his freaking HOT TUB only ONE of which featured actual babes IN the hot tub and now we have NGCavscout posting photos of his freaking KIDS! And they probably aren't even his, I mean look at the kids ... cute kids right ... now look at HIM ...

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Speaking of FREAKS ... I'm just saying ...

I remember the day when a photo in the CessPool was a CESSPOOL PHOTO ... a Mormon Wife for example ...

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Ah Seanachai, the old days are gone for good.

Joe

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Originally posted by Lars:

Oh sure, your Mormon Wife family photos are just fine, but everybody elses?

Nooooo....

Well, if you're going to post them wives Joe Shaw, don't forget the family dog!

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Now let's see ya do that haughty sniff. You know you want to.

{SNIFF} ... geeze what do you FEED that dog ... my GAWD my eyes are tearing up and I think I burned some nose hairs.

JOe

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Originally posted by NG cavscout:

Oh, and Seanachai, now that you are back from the staff meeting of Faeries and like minded fey folk, can you return the setup I sent you oh so many weeks ago?

I may attempt to get a turn to you within the next seven days. Boo can wait.
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