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Why is it that sburke has to edit every post? Your 3rd grade education letting you down there monkey-boy?

No it is the auto format of my iPad. You wouldn't know about such things as I am sure your posts are written by a two year old that you dictate to. At least you are past thinking you are engaged in a conversation with them. That must have been a huge revelation when they told you they were reading things written by other people. How long was it before your stopped searching you hut for us?

Ps I'd let it go but grammar nazi Boo would go on a endless frothing tirade.

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That presupposes that the school would allow his re-admittence.

 

Michael

Well if you consider the standards required for his admittance in the first place, any school with standards that low is likely to not even realize it is the same Stuka.  It isn't like he would have passed any grades and be applying for second or even (god help us) third.

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Oooh a demerit, are you trying to keep me in after school too?

 

(try to answer that without editing if you can)

 

What has the Cesspool become in my absence?  A playground in which middle school students argue over whose crayoned art project looks less like a three legged goat?  Maybe you should challenge each other to meet after school behind the janitor's shed.  Sheesh...

 

And now for the greatly anticipated updates!!

 

Nidan1, in an unseemly attempt at avoiding his impending doom, has left the country....

 

Boo Radley has started a new scenario in which he gets Tigers, and I get those cute Mini Cooper predecessors called Universal Carriers...

 

In my defense of the entire Western European land mass, Noba has advanced as far as Bavaria.  At least I think so, as my 2nd SS Peashooter Company has yet to spot the oncoming hordes.  I expect it will take another 25 turns before they are able to advance to within range...

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It occurs to me that part of the problem of y'all sucking gigantic DD hind teat is that I have not blessed you with any versificationisms in quite a long spell.

 

Allow me to remedy that suck:

 

Ahem.

 

(to the tune of Andrew W.K.'s "Party Hard".  Yes, you all know it, just stop lying to yourselves...)

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"Challenge Peng"

When it's time to Challenge we will Challenge Peng

You,
You play all night (all night)
And when you play you don't feel all right
And when,
When things stop feeling all right (all right)
And everything is all right

'Cos we will never listen to your rules (no)
We will never do as others do (no)
Know what we want and we get it from you
Do what we like and we like what we do

So let's get a Challenge going (let's get a Challenge going)
Now it's time to Challenge and we'll Challenge Peng (Challenge Peng)
Let's get a Challenge going (let's get a Challenge going)
When it's time to Challenge we will always Challenge Peng
Challenge Peng (Challenge Peng, Challenge Peng, Challenge Peng Challenge Peng, Challenge Peng, Challenge Peng Challenge Peng, Challenge Peng, Challenge Peng...)

All right
You,
You fight that fight
And when you're fightin' you feel all right
But when,
When things stop feeling all right (all right)
And everything is all right

'Cos we will never listen to your rules (no)
We will never do as others do (no)
Know what we want and we get it from you
We do what we like and we like what we do

So let's get a Challenge going (let's get a Challenge going)
Now it's time to Challenge and we'll Challenge Peng (Challenge Peng)
Let's get a Challenge going (let's get a Challenge going)
When it's time to Challenge we will always Challenge Peng
Challenge Peng (Challenge Peng, Challenge Peng, Challenge Peng Challenge Peng, Challenge Peng, Challenge Peng Challenge Peng, Challenge Peng, Challenge Peng Challenge Peng, Challenge Peng, Challenge Peng...)

===========================================

 

Thank you, good night!

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that would mean you would actually attend school.

 

I would not deign to embarrass you with the level and quantity of my educational qualifications...or bore you as I know how limited your attention span is.

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It occurs to me that part of the problem of y'all sucking gigantic DD hind teat is that I have not blessed you with any versificationisms in quite a long spell.

And we were going to all get together to thank you for that, but then we realized it would be much more fun to just shove you down a deep, dark well.

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And we were going to all get together to thank you for that, but then we realized it would be much more fun to just shove you down a deep, dark well.

 

His screams should echo nicely as he goes down. I do hate to think what he's going to do to the ground water though.

 

Michael

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I would not deign to embarrass you with the level and quantity of my educational qualifications...or bore you as I know how limited your attention span is.

This is the CessPool, that you couldn't even pass kindergarten wouldn't phase us. After all we have Emrys as a baseline for how low we can go. Surely you aren't worse than that. Hmmmm. I may be overly optimistic there, you are an Aussie. Okay spare me your details, it is actually possible you would embarrass us all.

As to the second comment, my boredom began right about the moment you opened your mouth to speak. No actually perhaps it was the moment you entered the room.

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The moment I entered the room is the moment you hit the floor, grovelling whilst whimpering "I am not worthy", and it was so...you were not worthy. Hence I put the boot into you regardless...and you were thankful, for at least it showed you were paid some attention...

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The moment I entered the room is the moment you hit the floor, grovelling whilst whimpering "I am not worthy", and it was so...you were not worthy. Hence I put the boot into you regardless...and you were thankful, for at least it showed you were paid some attention...

I was not! I was looking for my contact lense, but thanks for the boot. Turns out my contact was a few feet further and I was able to find it with your, er, assistance.

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I was not! I was looking for my contact lense, but thanks for the boot. Turns out my contact was a few feet further and I was able to find it with your, er, assistance.

 

Don't thank Stuka.  It only encourages him.

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I was not! I was looking for my contact lense, but thanks for the boot. Turns out my contact was a few feet further and I was able to find it with your, er, assistance.

 

sburke, do not, I repeat, do not encourage the Aussies.  In fact, you should probably act as the aristocratic English used to: walk by with your nose in the air, breathing through your mouth to avoid the stench...For this transgression, you are assigned a 4,000 word essay on: Australian Sheep Population Explosion, Direct Correlation to Aussie Population Growth or Coincidence?

 

Updates:

 

Nidan1 is avoiding his imminent defeat through the gamey tactic of a Caribbean Vacation...

 

Noba is avoiding his imminent defeat through the gamey tactic of not returning a turn...

 

Boo Radley is avoiding his imminent defeat through the gamey tactic of looking for the most gamey PBEM scenario possible.  He wasn't happy with Tigers vs. Universal Carriers...

 

Bastiges, one and all...

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sburke, do not, I repeat, do not encourage the Aussies.  In fact, you should probably act as the aristocratic English used to: walk by with your nose in the air, breathing through your mouth to avoid the stench...For this transgression, you are assigned a 4,000 word essay on: Australian Sheep Population Explosion, Direct Correlation to Aussie Population Growth or Coincidence?

 

I am sorry, but I'd like to change that essay subject to Australian Sheep Population Explosion, Direct Correlation to Aussie Population Growth or sign of Stuka getting his lifetime Viagra prescription

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Good point!  Okay... we'll find a nice dry well. Besides, the water might cushion his fall.

 

I would suggest the simple expedient of simply throwing him off a convenient skyscraper, but I fear that the local authorities might regard that as littering the sidewalk.

 

The Argentinian junta, although nasty people, had an admirably efficient way of disposing of unwanteds. They would load them into a military cargo plane and fly out over the ocean. Then they would toss them out the door from 5,000 feet. That would give them ample time on the way down to contemplate the error of their ways. Obtaining the use of a military cargo plane might prove an obstacle, but surely we could improvise a satisfactory substitute. Perhaps a hot air balloon? Once the justicar returns, there should be no shortage of hot air, especially now that he has an obsequious pair of acolytes.

 

Michael

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I am sorry, but I'd like to change that essay subject to Australian Sheep Population Explosion, Direct Correlation to Aussie Population Growth or sign of Stuka getting his lifetime Viagra prescription

 

A little wordy.  Remember we must be ready to self-edit.  How about: Australian Sheep Population Explosion, Direct Correlation to Stuka Getting His Lifetime Viagra Prescription?  (Note the question mark is my question regarding the overall wording, not a question as to the correlation).  That sounds better...

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