Boo Radley Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 Who be this knave? This boob? This... Ohioan? One who still has your phone number and is not afraid to use it... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedbump2 Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 Well, this has been a fine welcome back for the Prodigal Son (read speedbump2)! : A) Noba has somehow hacked the game so that in one turn 1) my Sturmkovic attacked a knocked out Studebaker 2) the only casualties caused by my 152mm barrage was my own HQ unit, which was buried in the middle of the forest and 3) one of my reinforcements wandered off the map, never to be seen again. The gamey bastige is right where I want him... ii) Boo has set up a game with the sum total of One (1) (uno) (un) (single) (less than two) platoons on each side, and can still only return one turn every two days...great staff work. He is ready to lose... 3) Nidan1 is quietly absorbing the beating only a company of Shermans can dish out. I will likely waltz across his troops bodies.... While I despise all who reside here, with the noble exception of my Liege Sir Joe Shaw and the he up-and-coming Squire sburke, I enjoy rolling over your pixelated troops... speedbump2 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 Well, this has been a fine welcome back for the Prodigal Son (read speedbump2)! : A) Noba has somehow hacked the game so that in one turn 1) my Sturmkovic attacked a knocked out Studebaker 2) the only casualties caused by my 152mm barrage was my own HQ unit, which was buried in the middle of the forest and 3) one of my reinforcements wandered off the map, never to be seen again. The gamey bastige is right where I want him... While I despise all who reside here, with the noble exception of my Liege Sir Joe Shaw and the he up-and-coming Squire sburke, I enjoy rolling over your pixelated troops... speedbump2 Just how hard must it be for your Pixeltruppen. Not only are they facing the might of the German Army, ably led by my Superior Skilz... but you can't even hit a Panther hiding behind just one tree? That's right folks, he hit the tree with his first shot. As you can guess, there was no second shot. And now his infantry are charging across open ground to the vodka supplies as my tanks advance. Just wait until the flame haltracks come over the ridge like avenging Indians. Noba. (I would suggest that you stick to golf, but you are most likely to useless at that, as well). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedbump2 Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 Just how hard must it be for your Pixeltruppen. Not only are they facing the might of the German Army, ably led by my Superior Skilz... but you can't even hit a Panther hiding behind just one tree? That's right folks, he hit the tree with his first shot. As you can guess, there was no second shot. And now his infantry are charging across open ground to the vodka supplies as my tanks advance. Just wait until the flame haltracks come over the ridge like avenging Indians. Noba. (I would suggest that you stick to golf, but you are most likely to useless at that, as well). Actually he was almost out of AP rounds after destroying your entire right flank. He was ready for the Vodka anyway.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 A) Noba has somehow hacked the game so that in one turn 1) my Sturmkovic attacked a knocked out Studebaker 2) the only casualties caused by my 152mm barrage was my own HQ unit, which was buried in the middle of the forest and 3) one of my reinforcements wandered off the map, never to be seen again. Everything is going according to plan. Excellent! You see, House Shaw, may it burn to the ground, can be defeated even by marginally competent Ozländers. Does that tell you something or what? Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sburke Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 Everything is going according to plan. Excellent! You see, House Shaw, may it burn to the ground, can be defeated even by marginally competent Ozländers. Does that tell you something or what? Michael Says the homeless man. and it is the Shavian House. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 Actually he was almost out of AP rounds after destroying your entire right flank. He was ready for the Vodka anyway.... Wait, the whole right flank? Oh yes, One armoured car and a blind Mk4. I do like the way you use your artillery, though. It's very creative... Shell lots of open ground and hope something wanders by... did you see the HT sail straight through? And I really did like the way your SP Gun wandered in front of my tanks that had destroyed your right flank. A very satisfactory explosion was enjoyed by all. You've been taking tactical lessons from OFJ haven't you? Noba. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedbump2 Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 I do like the way you use your artillery, though. It's very creative... Shell lots of open ground and hope something wanders by... did you see the HT sail straight through? I did...more proof of your hackage...I think your troops were sunning in the back of the HT with no cares in the world... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted January 4, 2015 Author Share Posted January 4, 2015 In related news ... well not really but it's the only news that's important to me (other than reading with great pleasure the exploits of that scion of the Shavian House, Sir Speedbump), I'll be out of town in Texas for the next two weeks. Do make the attempt to carry on in my absence. You won't be able to of course but make the attempt. Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 As much as I hate Texas (because Dallas is there, and Cowboys too),,,you deserve each other. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 Noba Has hundreds of e-light paratroopers all converging on my hapless Luftwaffe Field Units, little does he know that the 10th SS is right down the road.speedbump Is realizing that his only route to the objectives is over a narrow stone bridge covered by multiple MG42s and PaK guns. He will be dying in larger numbers very soon.Boo Radley Has found a scenario in which he has at least 20 or 30 Panther tanks, my only concern is how toget my hundred Shermans on line in this damned Bocage.Stuka Is once again vacationing in some place I have never heard of. No turns from him,ngcavscout Has Russian units advancing up a narrow road, right into the teeth of my defenses. He will be sorry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 ii) Boo has set up a game with the sum total of One (1) (uno) (un) (single) (less than two) platoons on each side, and can still only return one turn every two days...great staff work. He is ready to lose... speedbump2 Counting is really not your forte, is it? I return a file every evening. I don't do more because I don't want to overwhelm your laughable decision making talents (If that word even applies to you). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedbump2 Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Counting is really not your forte, is it? I return a file every evening. I don't do more because I don't want to overwhelm your laughable decision making talents (If that word even applies to you). Correct: laughable does not apply. See Boo, if you scrunch your face up really hard, you too can think. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sburke Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Correct: laughable does not apply. See Boo, if you scrunch your face up really hard, you too can think. no, no he can't. Haven't we covered this subject already and where are the battery leads? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 I AM RETURNED!!! Yemen wants to say they are very sorry for the trouble and won't do it again... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 I AM RETURNED!!! *sigh* All good things come to an end. At least Olde Foul Joe will still be gone for a while. And there is always the possibility that his plane will crash to keep hope alive. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 I AM RETURNED!!! Oh... right... you were gone, were you? Mmm hmmm... Planning on leaving soon again, perhaps? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sburke Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 I AM RETURNED!!! Yeah we expected that. Another unsatisfied customer eh? Poor performance is responsible for 75% of all returns. The other 25% comes for products that make too much noise. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Planning on leaving soon again, perhaps? Yup, got another vacation coming up in March...and maybe another quick one in between then and now. You must be so happy for me? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 You, like all right thinking people on this planet, must be so nauseated and disgusted by me, right? Fixed that for ya. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 I AM RETURNED!!! Yemen wants to say they are very sorry for the trouble and won't do it again...Its a shame that the drones were flying elsewhere during your visit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Fixed that for ya. Oh, look at you, being all brave and mangling your better's posts while OFJ is away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Stuka-Nuka-Puka-Pants. Thick as a yard of lard and half as appealing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 Yup, got another vacation coming up in March...and maybe another quick one in between then and now. You must be so happy for me? Vacation? What's this thing called a 'vacation'?... Oh that's right - you have a job! That means you 'work' for someone. Meanwhile it's a lovely day here for going to the beach, so see ya all later.... Noba. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 Fossicking on the beach for loose change with the other bums hey Noba? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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