born2lose Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 And this from someone who's managed 28 posts in 8 years? No doubt you were told as a kid that if you'd didn't have anything constructive to add, don't say anything at all. I wish Emrys had that received that kind of advice. I was also told that all children should be seen and not heard good advice for this forum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 And this from someone who lives in Ohio hmmmmm And this from somebody who lives in a place named Maidenhead? Really? Maidenhead? I wonder just what the thought processes were that led to that choice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 Lots of maidens who like to...well...lets just say they are very popular maidens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 Lots of maidens who like to...well...lets just say they are very popular maidens.Right then, that's just a bit too far and I suppose that this is as good a time as any to exercise my new authority to BAN posters for inappropriate comments. Steve has asked, begged really, that I personally take charge of the Peng Challenge Thread and punish those who transgress .... or maybe it was trespass ... either way I have been granted the authority to BAN users and now seems a perfect time to exercise that authority. That's it's Stuka on the receiving end of the punishment makes it only that much better. So lad, using my Official BFC Banning Matrix, let's see what we have ... hmmmm, inappropriate comment ... +10 ... about a Goobernational ... -5 ... a Seniour Knight of the CessPool ... - 3 ... an Australian ... +1 (I think that should be a +6 but it's their matrix) ... not really all THAT inappropriate a comment ... -2 ... means ... {sigh} Right ... well Stuka me lad you are hereby banned for ... the next 30 seconds ... I hope you've learned your lesson. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 Right then, that's just a bit too far and I suppose that this is as good a time as any to exercise my new authority to BAN posters for inappropriate comments. Steve has asked, begged really, that I personally take charge of the Peng Challenge Thread and punish those who transgress .... or maybe it was trespass ... either way I have been granted the authority to BAN users and now seems a perfect time to exercise that authority. That's it's Stuka on the receiving end of the punishment makes it only that much better. So lad, using my Official BFC Banning Matrix, let's see what we have ... hmmmm, inappropriate comment ... +10 ... about a Goobernational ... -5 ... a Seniour Knight of the CessPool ... - 3 ... an Australian ... +1 (I think that should be a +6 but it's their matrix) ... not really all THAT inappropriate a comment ... -2 ... means ... {sigh} Right ... well Stuka me lad you are hereby banned for ... the next 30 seconds ... I hope you've learned your lesson. Joe I demand a recount. Or a reboot of the matrix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 If we remain so quiet that one can hear the creak of forced rhubarb growing in the dark it will be entirely possible that he might just ban himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
born2lose Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 Right then, that's just a bit too far and I suppose that this is as good a time as any to exercise my new authority to BAN posters for inappropriate comments. Steve has asked, begged really, that I personally take charge of the Peng Challenge Thread and punish those who transgress .... or maybe it was trespass ... either way I have been granted the authority to BAN users and now seems a perfect time to exercise that authority. Joe Oh my god they let people from Utah have power thats like asking the Belgiums to form a government !!!! Never gonna happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 Right then, that's just a bit too far and I suppose that this is as good a time as any to exercise my new authority to BAN posters for inappropriate comments. Say...... WHAT??? This has got to be a sure sign of the coming Apocalypso! Steve has asked, begged really, that I personally take charge of the Peng Challenge Thread and punish those who transgress .... or maybe it was trespass ... either way I have been granted the authority to BAN users and now seems a perfect time to exercise that authority. Seriously? I find this quite distressing as I am saddened Steve would be that drunk this early in the day. Did he have dental surgery today, maybe? Extremely high fever, perhaps? Accidentally ingest an heroic amount of Psilocybin? Joe And you waste it by banning Stuka-Nuka-Puka-Pants for a whole 30 seconds. Gee, how... uninspired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 I demand a recount. Or a reboot of the matrix. Couldn't we just, like, set fire to him or something? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 {snipped} And you waste it by banning Stuka-Nuka-Puka-Pants for a whole 30 seconds. Gee, how... uninspired. I was using the Official BFC Banning Matrix, my hands were tied. If it were up to me then the deduction for being an Australian would be far more substantial which would have resulted in a banning that might actually do us some good. But symbolically I think I made my point. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 ... my hands were tied. That's a start. Gagging you would be good, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 That's a start. Gagging you would be good, too. Oh you need to show a bit of care Boo Radley ... would you care to know the deduction for being from Ohio on the Official BFC Banning Matrix? Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 I was in the BFC Matrix for 30 seconds...I kicked ass! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 I made my point. The one on your head? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 I demand a boot. and a good kicking you shall receive, send a setup you ungovernable faux frenchman! Something of the CMAK ilk...large...somewhere in europe (I hates the sandssess) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 and a good kicking you shall receive, send a setup you ungovernable faux frenchman! Something of the CMAK ilk...large...somewhere in europe (I hates the sandssess) Well, it's a good thing you live in... oh, wait... are you that much of a glutton for punishment? Maybe I should send you a desert set up for our next pas de deux. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 Oh you need to show a bit of care Boo Radley ... would you care to know the deduction for being from Ohio on the Official BFC Banning Matrix? Joe Whatever it is, it is easily canceled out by my great wit, wonderful charm and extreme affability. You are fortunate to have me around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 Maybe I should send you a desert set up for our next pas de deux. As you wish Infidel...you know you will lose...again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 Psst, Boo. Since Stuka always wants to play the Germans, make sure he gets lots of Pz. IIs and you take a bunch of Matildas supported by 2 pdrs and 25pdrs. And make sure he is the attacker. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 I thought I'd just give him the Italians to play with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 Hey, Stikky! It says your E-mail has been SUSPENDED! What you been doin', boy? Please fix or do sumfink! p.s. You idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 Psst, Boo. Since Stuka always wants to play the Germans, make sure he gets lots of Pz. IIs and you take a bunch of Matildas supported by 2 pdrs and 25pdrs. And make sure he is the attacker. Michael Like you would have ANY idea on how to play the game? I'll take Italians if thats how Boo intends to rig the setup. A one armed, blind organ grinder with a syphillitic monkey could defeat Boo. Perhaps Boo will get all ironic and take the Australians so I'd have to attack my own people, Libyan style? I doubt it...'merkins don't get irony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 Actually, I was thinking about playing as the Aussies in a fitting bit of irony, but if I were to attack, I don't think I could cover much ground drunk, and also the sheep mod I have doesn't allow for rear entry. So I think my playing as the Oddstraylyuns would lack a certain form of realism. And I didn't know you were Libyan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 Boo, does it hurt to hunt and peck the keyboard with your nose? Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 Boo, does it hurt to hunt and peck the keyboard with your nose? Steve Oh come on MrSpkr, he doesn't use his nose ... he uses his index fingers ... mind you there is a, uh, nasal component involved that makes the keys stick and oftentimes he has to use just one finger because the other is occupied. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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