Michael Emrys Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 I AM RETURNED... Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 I am also sober...it has been 24 hours since my last drink...hence, my level of superior CM play will rise to levels previously unimaginable to the red-headed step children I most usually pummle with invariant ease. Blah-de-Blah. Pity you can't spell as well as you say you can play. Since you pulled out of our last game when you were losing, I'd say you should send a setup. Of course, if you stay sober long enough to actually send an AK setup, around 2000 points, meeting type battle, then you can truly say you have taken a bumbling step forward, or somefink. Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 Well, my little Stukeus, you're a little early.. 9 years and 11 months early... thats not exactly an "Odyssey" more like a "getting lost" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 and yet I am found...and still you rejoice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 ...and still you rejoice. Not until you get lost again. I was so enjoying living in a Stuka-free world for a change... *sigh* Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 and yet I am found...and still you rejoice. Ummm, no ... no, not at all ... unless a deep sigh of resignation counts ... Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 Ummm, no ... no, not at all ... unless a deep sigh of resignation counts ... It's like being told by your oncologist that the big expensive operation to remove most of your gut, followed by long, tedious and stressful weeks of rehabilitation didn't get rid of your cancer after all. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 20, 2010 Author Share Posted September 20, 2010 I AM RETURNED FROM LANDS AFAR LIKE ODYSSEUS AFTER THE FALL OF TROY! Shhhhhh! Inside voice, please. Some of us have hangovers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 Not me! I had only one beer last night which counts as basically teetotal for me...I feel so healthy and fresh...so bright eyed and bushy tailed that I may keep this lifestyle choice for some time. You all thought I was witty, worldly and wise when drunk, hell you got alot to look forward to when i'm sober! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 [pummle with invariant ease. You spelled "I'm an idiot" wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 *saunters in the door - picks up CMA - sidles back out again* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 *saunters in the door - picks up CMA - sidles back out again* OI ! Get back here you slippery sod, you 'ave to pay for that you know ! Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 Well he is from South Australia....don't cha know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 Well he is from South Australia....don't cha know. Oh yes Mace, after all we know that SOUTH AUSTRALIA is SOOOoooo much farther down the evolutionary trail than where ever the hell it is YOU are from in Australia. Sheesh, it's like the drunk lying behind the fourth pillar beneath the underpass looking down his snot encrusted mustache at the drunk who passed out beneath the sixth pillar. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 Mace is from [sneer] Victoria [/sneer] which is actually on a latitudional par with [sneer] South Australia [/sneer] so in actuality both Mace and Speedy are sixth pillar drunks...not that theres anything wrong with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 20, 2010 Author Share Posted September 20, 2010 You all thought I was witty, worldly and wise when drunk, hell you got alot to look forward to when i'm sober! I'm thinking no, we don't. As a matter of fact, the phrase "Looking forward to" when used with the name Stuka really only works when a subject modifier like "leaving, disappearing, being et up by a shark, chased down the street and into the trackless wastes by yet another angry mob, saturated with bloodlust and seeking revenge" is used. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 You forgot to add tripping and falling down a really deep hole. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 You forgot to add tripping and falling down a really deep hole. MichaelNice digs ... Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 20, 2010 Author Share Posted September 20, 2010 You should be smacked repeatedly for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 You should be smacked repeatedly.... Fixed that for you. Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 "Gee dalem, wouldn't it be funny if we told Lars that the Earth is filled with beer?" "Gosh no, Michael Emrys; that'ud be bad." "I'm gonna do it anyway!" Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 The great thing about that is that after he dug down to the bottom of that hole, we could start filling it in again. With him still at the bottom of course. (I figured that due to the lack of intellectual attainments in these parts, I'd better explain that last point. Dunderheads.) Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 I'm so lucky! I've just received an email from General David Petraeus wanting ME to help him with US$10m he has stashed in a box in Iraq that he was saving up for his retirement. Poor guy...his spelling isn't so good either which is why I guess he's forgotten that Western Union could transfer the money very easily for him. Still a share of US$10m is not to be sneezed at but just in case this Gen Petraeus is not legit, i'm forwarding all of Joe's personal details to Niger...I mean General Petraeus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 I'm so lucky! I've just received an email from General David Petraeus wanting ME to help him with US$10m he has stashed in a box in Iraq that he was saving up for his retirement. Poor guy...his spelling isn't so good either which is why I guess he's forgotten that Western Union could transfer the money very easily for him. Still a share of US$10m is not to be sneezed at but just in case this Gen Petraeus is not legit, i'm forwarding all of Joe's personal details to Niger...I mean General Petraeus. That won't work, I'm afraid. Everyone knows OFJ has no personality, hence, no personal details. Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 Mace is from [sneer] Victoria [/sneer] which is actually on a latitudional par with [sneer] South Australia [/sneer] so in actuality both Mace and Speedy are sixth pillar drunks...not that theres anything wrong with that. That reminds me....I've got a beer in the fridge! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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