Michael Emrys Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 You're spending too much time in the bathroom, both mentally and physically. Are you saying you'd rather have to watch him choke the chicken in the living room? Egads! Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 You're spending too much time in the bathroom, both mentally and physically. So, you're moved to take on 'Viajero' as your own little lost lamb then, eh? Willing to spend the necessary time cleaning his teeth, clipping the hair around his bum, making sure no Aussie creeps up behind him to play 'hide the pickle'? Is there anyone who challenges Dalem for the right to take on the annoying halfwit known as 'Viajero' as squire?Squire ... SQUIRE? What the hell happened to tradition around here? And this from an Olde One? If ANYTHING is to happen with this lad, and I frankly doubt that he's got the makings of a CessPooler, then he'll come on as a SERF to the Entire CessPool and will carry his piss bucket with pride ... or at least with a minimum of spillage. It's my JOB to maintain the sacred Traditions of the Peng Challenge Thread and I'll not be gainsaid ... or forewithed either. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 ...I'll not be gainsaid ... or forewithed either. Of course not. No one expects that of you. After all, you have yet to master the skills required to remove chewing gum from the soles of your carpet slippers. Let alone, learned not to spit your gum on the carpet. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Of course not. No one expects that of you. After all, you have yet to master the skills required to remove chewing gum from the soles of your carpet slippers. Let alone, learned not to spit your gum on the carpet. Michael Hah! I have you now me lad ... I don't wear carpet slippers OR chew gum ... I do have carpet but I prefer to wear thick socks to keep my tootsies warm. Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 10, 2010 Author Share Posted September 10, 2010 The way it was when I grew up. When the hell did YOU grow up??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 When the hell did YOU grow up??? He means, "when the Earth cooled." Seanachai's been sad ever since the first light crustal elements first floated on the sea of magma covering the young planet. "Continents accreting? It's been all downhill from there!" Seanachai's been known to shout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Seanachai's been sad ever since the first light crustal elements first floated on the sea of magma covering the young planet. "Continents accreting? It's been all downhill from there!" Seanachai's been known to shout. Well. dingleberries can get a bit uncomfortable... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 "Someone told me its all happening at the Zoo, I do believe it...I do believe its true" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 "Someone told me its all happening at the Zoo, I do believe it...I do believe its true" The you should check it out ... who knows ... you could be the walrus. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 ... I don't wear carpet slippers OR chew gum ... Well no friggin' wonder you haven't learned how to scrape the gum off your carpet slippers. How the hell are you going to learn anything that way, by consulting your ouija board? Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive. And who would know that better than you, eh? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 11, 2010 Author Share Posted September 11, 2010 The you should check it out ... who knows ... you could be the walrus. Joe I thought he was the eggman! Man, the things you learn about people! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 I thought he was the eggman! Man, the things you learn about people!I didn't say he WAS the walrus ... he'd have to have a demonstrable ability to goo goo g'joob ... and I have my doubts. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 Well no friggin' wonder you haven't learned how to scrape the gum off your carpet slippers. How the hell are you going to learn anything that way, by consulting your ouija board? And who would know that better than you, eh? Michael True, true, my duties as the Beloved Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Thread have placed me in many a situation where I had to tease the truth from deception ... I was always up to the task. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 ouija I've always felt that this is a stupid word. Fie on you for using it, and -800 points from Gryffindor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 I've always felt that this is a stupid word. True, it is. But it's the only one we've got, so ouija, ouija, ouija! Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 I've always felt that this is a stupid word. Fie on you for using it, and -800 points from Gryffindor. Oh come now, Gryffindor? He's not even Slytherin quality, they wouldn't have him. No the best the lad could hope for would be Hufflepuff ... here's what the Official Reference work of the Peng Challenge Thread, Wikipedia, has to say on the subject: ... The Head of this house is the Herbology teacher Pomona Sprout, and the house ghost is The Fat Friar ... The Hufflepuff dormitories and common room are located somewhere in the basement. Certainly that sounds like Michael but it's not a perfect fit by any means, in fact I strongly suspect the sorting hat would eat him rather than assign him to a Hogwarts house. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 12, 2010 Author Share Posted September 12, 2010 Oh come now, Gryffindor? He's not even Slytherin quality, they wouldn't have him. No the best the lad could hope for would be Hufflepuff ... here's what the Official Reference work of the Peng Challenge Thread, Wikipedia, has to say on the subject: Certainly that sounds like Michael but it's not a perfect fit by any means, in fact I strongly suspect the sorting hat would eat him rather than assign him to a Hogwarts house. Joe Sorting hat? I thought he wore a corrective hat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 12, 2010 Share Posted September 12, 2010 Sorting hat? I thought he wore a corrective hat. You don't get out much do you. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 12, 2010 Author Share Posted September 12, 2010 You don't get out much do you. Joe No, and you should be really thankful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 12, 2010 Share Posted September 12, 2010 No, and you should be really thankful. Oh I am Boo Radley ... I am. But duty calls ... I'm going out of town again ... to Des Moines again ... again. And that means you must take hold of the reins, put the tiller over and set the trim tabs for level flight so that the Peng Challenge Thread doesn't lose it's way in the absence of your Beloved Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Thread ... it may forget what the hell it's riding with all those mixed metaphors but that won't be my problem. Once again it'll be up to you, as the duly appointed Auxilliary Backup Deputy Justicar of the Peng Challenge Thread, to protect, preserve and defend the Sacred Traditions of the Peng Challenge Thread and, among other things, ensure that Seanachai doesn't start making Olde Ones out of SSNs ... there's no telling what he will do when he's in his cups ... and really, when isn't he. That you will disappoint me is a given ... I only hope that I won't be TOO disappointed. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted September 12, 2010 Share Posted September 12, 2010 But duty calls You said "doody". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 12, 2010 Share Posted September 12, 2010 You said "doody".Always with the poop references ... just because you can't talk about your thingie doesn't mean you have to compensate. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 12, 2010 Share Posted September 12, 2010 Once again it'll be up to you, as the duly appointed Auxilliary Backup Deputy Justicar of the Peng Challenge Thread, to protect, preserve and defend the Sacred Traditions of the Peng Challenge Thread... Oh goodie. I just got a new box of matches and I'm dying to burn something down. Michael. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted September 12, 2010 Share Posted September 12, 2010 Oh goodie. I just got a new box of matches and I'm dying to burn something down. ...and who's to say Michael's nasal hairs are not combustible? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 12, 2010 Share Posted September 12, 2010 ...or a donkey's? In fact, he's got nice, burnable hair all over and should make a good torch. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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