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"Un-nature"?

No. Sorry. Too much of a stretch.

I'm calling a 15 yard penalty. Illegal use of a prefix.

I guess Emrys would also recognize Un-Birthdays?

I always suspected he was from Wonderland, probably part of the Bandersnatch clan, or maybe related to a Jub Jub Bird?

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He spoke Aramaic, Dr. Memory.

WRITTEN ON DALEM'S LOGIN, BUT ACTUALLY SEANACHAI:

The word 'satire' simply makes you reach for your dictionary, doesn't it, Boo?

I assume you were given one by an educated relative; a dictionary that was incredilby inclusive, massive, and with very thin, soft pages that you've found very useful. Tell me, Boo, was the word 'satire' still there, when you went to look it up, or had you worked your way that far through the alphabet, and left nothing of the beauties of the English language except a lingering need to wash your hands?

So, Boo, when I write something like: "Even Jesus had trouble with the Latin", you're shuffling and picking seeds out of your hair, and trying to appear clever.

I believe I'm going to go drink a far larger amount of Dalem's liquor, and try and pretend like you'd never spoken, out of my regard for you.

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Again, written on Dalem's access, but this is Seanachai:

Cold pizza, a liquor cabinet filled with rum and single malt scotch, a humidor filled with fascinating cigars, big screen tv/dvd/entertainment center, complete access to his email, and logged-in on every website that the bastard patronizes (what kind of fecking idjit goes off to the East Coast for 4 days and leaves every single aspect of his on-line life immediately available to his most hated friend), and all I have to do is keep his cat alive for 2 days.

So far, I've run up several hundred dollars on Dalem's account for pay-per-view porn sites (haven't watched any of them, but was happy to use the 'press info' button and following 'the instructions' to get him charged for them while watching his DVDs of 'Fist Full of Dollars' and 'Silverado'), and all I have to do is keep his cat from dying.

Pretty sure the cat is still alive around here, somewhere. Little bugger won't show himself. I'm trying to tempt him out by filling his water dish with Talisker 18 year old. You'd think the smell of $12 apiece Partagas Blacks would reassure him that his master was home...

I will continue in my efforts to reassure Joe the cat that he is not an abandoned pet, bereft and alone.

Ah, me.

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Again, written on Dalem's access, but this is Seanachai:

I will continue in my efforts to reassure Joe the cat that he is not an abandoned pet, bereft and alone.

Ah, me.

You and the cat have a lot in common then?

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WRITTEN ON DALEM'S LOGIN, BUT ACTUALLY SEANACHAI:

The word 'satire' simply makes you reach for your dictionary, doesn't it, Boo?

I assume you were given one by an educated relative; a dictionary that was incredilby inclusive, massive, and with very thin, soft pages that you've found very useful. Tell me, Boo, was the word 'satire' still there, when you went to look it up, or had you worked your way that far through the alphabet, and left nothing of the beauties of the English language except a lingering need to wash your hands?

So, Boo, when I write something like: "Even Jesus had trouble with the Latin", you're shuffling and picking seeds out of your hair, and trying to appear clever.

I believe I'm going to go drink a far larger amount of Dalem's liquor, and try and pretend like you'd never spoken, out of my regard for you.

I know satire, Sirrah and that was NOT satire.

Unless, in your drunken state you merely misspelled satyr, in referring to yourself, as you are without a doubt, a goat's arse.

p.s. I hope you had the foresight to only download gay Nazi SM porn at dalems' house.

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Why would one bother to litter-train a cat if not for the resultant ability to abandon the animal for up to a week at a time? What could possibly go wrong with a cat over a two day span? Would it sleep 44 hours' worth of the harmful sleep of the foresaken? Would it eat the fake house plants with the passion of the forlorn? Would it vomit up its very spirit upon the recliner with the soul-quaking desperation of the marooned?

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The cat lives.

I still have booze.

I still have cigars.

I still have a house.

Victory!

Isn't it wonderful that people can still find such pleasure in the simple things. I don't think anyone finds pleasure in Joe Shaw however. In fact, it's really inconceivable.

Michael

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The cat lives.

I still have booze.

I still have cigars.

I still have a house.

Victory!

Not that you deserve any of them! I mean, really... going away for a few days and entrusting all your stuff (Sit DOWN, Bauhaus!) to Seanachai?

What were you thinking? Were you thinking? Homus Gnomus in the same house with booze, electronics, cigars, access to pron, weapons and right wing websites? That's like giving a 2 year old a land mine and a hammer and not expecting really intense visits from the police and Children's Services.

I guess that's just proof the the Lord does indeed watch over fools, drunkards, the cataclysmically stoned and pigeon-brained ijits like you.

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