Joe Shaw Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 You mean you actually have some? Well...let's not get into that. Don't want to get Joe all excited and sweaty. The pong is bad enough around him as it is. Michael Michael you are a pimple on the butt of humanity. Your baseless insults will be tolerated no longer. I hereby challenge you to a game of CMSF: Marines ... you pick the side, I'll pick the scenario ... or the other way around. It doesn't matter as you'll lose as surely as the sun rises in the east. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 10, 2010 Author Share Posted March 10, 2010 Michael you are a pimple on the butt of humanity. Your baseless insults will be tolerated no longer. I hereby challenge you to a game of CMSF: Marines ... you pick the side, I'll pick the scenario ... or the other way around. It doesn't matter as you'll lose as surely as the sun rises in the east. Joe That's real funny, Joe, knowing as you do that Michael doesn't play well with others! Or play at all with others, actually. Look! There's a plastic clematis sitting in a styrofoam filled pot! Why don't you challenge it as well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 That's real funny, Joe, knowing as you do that Michael doesn't play well with others! Or play at all with others, actually. Look! There's a plastic clematis sitting in a styrofoam filled pot! Why don't you challenge it as well? Oh that's right ... he DOESN'T PLAY THE GAME does he. My error. At that I suspect the plastic plant would give me a better fight. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 11, 2010 Author Share Posted March 11, 2010 Oh that's right ... he DOESN'T PLAY THE GAME does he. My error. At that I suspect the plastic plant would give me a better fight. Joe No, he plays the game, he just doesn't play against humans. Probably gets uncomfortable playing above his station. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 I would give a devastating reply to you two, but to tell the truth neither of you is worth the bother. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 No, he plays the game, he just doesn't play against humans. Should be fine in this case then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 11, 2010 Author Share Posted March 11, 2010 I would give a devastating reply to you two, but I can't because it's all too true. Too true, too true, too true. And it all makes me quite blue. I think I'll go sniff glue. Michael As is often been said around the campfire; you have the soul of a poet and the emotional maturity of a soccer hooligan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 As is often been said around the campfire; you have the soul of a poet and the emotional maturity of a soccer hooligan. I'd remind you Boo Radley that a true CessPudlian does not alter the words used by the original poster. A TRUE CessPudlian takes the words AS WRITTEN ... and then makes sport of the poster with his or her very own words. Yes, even in the case of Michael ... mostly. Of course you could argue that taking anything he writes and making something of it is akin to the old silk purse/sow's ear argument. By that I mean covering his head with a silk purse to hide the sow's ear that somehow grew on his head. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 11, 2010 Author Share Posted March 11, 2010 But I didn't alter his words. I removed what I deemed unnecessary and put in my own. Entirely different circumstance. Of course, had I been completely fair, I would have just deleted ALL his words as unnecessary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 Should be fine in this case then? Hey, Mace, did you get flooded out? I thought about you when I heard about the storms. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 Hey, Mace, did you get flooded out? I thought about you when I heard about the storms. Hoping I was washed away eh? Didn't get flooded out but we did find out our roof leaks, and now we have soggy carpet to content with! Ever stood on wet carpet with socks on? EWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! **shudders** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 11, 2010 Author Share Posted March 11, 2010 No, but then again, I have pretty good bladder control. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 No, but then again, I have pretty good bladder control. Waiting until you're outside does not equate to "pretty good bladder control." While I'm confident that the Good Lady Rose has made innumerable attempts to teach you the usage of a "toilet" ... I'm equally confident that you don't understand any better than the dog does and so, like the dog, she just lets you outside when necessary. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 12, 2010 Author Share Posted March 12, 2010 Waiting until you're outside does not equate to "pretty good bladder control." Joe Sure it does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 Hoping I was washed away eh? I had my fingers crossed. Didn't get flooded out but we did find out our roof leaks, and now we have soggy carpet to content with! You should have moved your bed under it. Must we keep pointing out these obvious solutions for you? Ever stood on wet carpet with socks on? EWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! **shudders** And I don't suppose it would ever occur to you to change your sox. No, of course not. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 12, 2010 Author Share Posted March 12, 2010 I wasn't aware he ever wore socks. Except maybe on his hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 Oh that's right. Antipodians stand on their hands, don't they? Explains why they all seem to type with their feet. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
costard Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 T'is better than thinking with our bums, Michael. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 T'is better than thinking with our bums, Michael. So you tried that and gave it up...after a couple of centuries? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 "Mister B., you're hot!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 Ah'm feckin' brilliant, Ah am. Ah hae jus' finished emptyin' a rusty can' whoop ass all o'er Noba tae tha tune o' 92 tae 8. Hae spaint far too much time furtin', an' noo enuff time fightin'. Gaze ye upon mah mighty works, an' traimble!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 Gaze ye upon mah mighty works, an' traimble!! You're only supposed say that after you've been ground into dust, you dunce. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 Gaze Ye Bastarrrrds!! Gaze!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 I guess he's been ground into dust then. Anybody want to take credit? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 15, 2010 Author Share Posted March 15, 2010 It's too early in our game to tell for sure, but I'll see what I can do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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