Seanachai Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 That's what can happen when you don't have efficient locks on all doors and windows. Michael You're not engaging me enough, Michael. You're not properly addressing my 'Mythos'. But, Emrys, I want you to know: Don't die, bucky. It would be a poorer world without you. Now, let me INVOKE HIM: EMRYS! FAMINE! Winter is your time! You who have lived so long, that you have devoured every season! You who have lived so long, that you have known every pleasure! You, who have lived so long, that you have STOMPED UPON THE F*CKING TERRA! STOMPED UPON THE TERRA! BOOM, BOOM, BOOM! Here's to Spring, my aging friend. May you be there, may I be there, may we all BE THERE! BOOM, BOOM, BOOM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 I would say you deserve a lot more......so I'll say it....you deserve a lot more. We got over 27 inches....slacker! We're supposed to get 20 inches of snow by Saturday morning. Or maybe just a foot. Nowadays, the TV news folk have nothing to do but make everything sound like the End of the World. Feh. Likewise, Bah! I hereby vow: By Saturday, I will have driven my car down a mountain of snow! Well, not necessarily my car. Certainly, a car. Left unattended, perhaps, at a gas station. It's always amazing to me how many idjits leave their car running, with the keys in the ignition, while they go in to buy a duraflame log and a 6-pak of 3.2 beer... Or is that another goddamn recovered memory?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 You're not engaging me enough, Michael. You're not properly addressing my 'Mythos'. But, Emrys, I want you to know: Don't die, bucky. It would be a poorer world without you. Now, let me INVOKE HIM: EMRYS! FAMINE! Winter is your time! You who have lived so long, that you have devoured every season! You who have lived so long, that you have known every pleasure! You, who have lived so long, that you have STOMPED UPON THE F*CKING TERRA! STOMPED UPON THE TERRA! BOOM, BOOM, BOOM! Here's to Spring, my aging friend. May you be there, may I be there, may we all BE THERE! BOOM, BOOM, BOOM!Stop with the stomping damnit ... people are trying to sleep here. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 Ah yesss, winter....brrrrrrr....it's down to a frosty 24c these days and at night (counting the wind chill factor) it could get as low as 18c. I plan to smoke the sheesha and drink many non-halal beers on my balcony this evening whilst waiting for the Muslim Santa to arrive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 Stop with the stomping damnit ... people are trying to sleep here. Joe And are you sleeping, old man? Art thou sleeping yet? How 'bout a bit of a sing song, eh? We are born of ancient family Living here all our days And though we love our scenery Wouldn't we just love somewhere to stay? It's an order for eviction And I can't believe I'm seeing what I see If it kills I will surround myself With four stone walls A little pride upon the shelf And four stone walls around me And they came to meet you one and all With big words in the village hall Getting older looking back and Still the fact is nothing's changed at all Never charity we seek just honest wages Once a week and a place called home If it kills I will surround myself With four stone walls A little pride upon the shelf And four stone walls around me "To whom it will concern within your office..." Wouldn't you wish more than this, a caravan Pushed aside, forgotten land For me and my kind If it kills I will surround myself With four stone walls A little pride upon the shelf And four stone walls around me If it kills I will surround myself With four stone walls A little pride upon the shelf And four stone walls around me Four Stone Walls -Capercaillie Was it only the banks that got hurt when the bubble burst? Who told the untold thousands what they could afford? Who told them to buy, buy, buy? And who got bailed out? Was it the forgotten people? Or was it the idjits who created the problem? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 And are you sleeping, old man? Art thou sleeping yet? {snipped due to being unduly long and boring ....}Was it only the banks that got hurt when the bubble burst? Who told the untold thousands what they could afford? Who told them to buy, buy, buy? And who got bailed out? Was it the forgotten people? Or was it the idjits who created the problem? Well hell Seanachai ... it wasn't ME. I never advised anyone to buy anything ... I never lowered lending standards or recommended that the Fed deregulate the banking industry so they could make more loans to more people. I don't understand derivatives or complex mortgage swaps. It was probably Berli ... that's just the sort of practial joke he would enjoy. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 I don't understand More or less a given with you isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 24, 2009 Author Share Posted December 24, 2009 I am the suppository of all knowledge. Sig material, that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 As is my practice of many years running I'd like to wish all here in the Peng Challenge Thread a heartfelt wish that you may experience the best of the holidays and have ... A ROLLICKING RAGNAROK! I know I will, a new patch and a new aircraft in Rise of Flight, a new game in PT Boats - Knights of the Sea and even a full blown away sim in Left4Dead 2 ... okay only the "blown away" part is simmed in that one. [serious] It's been a full decade lads, and through SSNs galore, bannings and Coventry calls there have also been many, MANY more hours of fun and friendship with my fellow CessPudlians. Thanks to you all in this weird and wonderful community we call home. [/serious] Now SOD OFF the lot of you! Sir Joe Shaw, JLPCT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patch Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 God bless us everyone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 Me in particular! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
costard Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 The boy is now old enough to unwrap his own presents and I finally understand what Christmas is all about. Merry Christmas everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 Me blown into particles! I'm comfortable with that. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 Best wishes fer a Merry Xmas an' a Stellar 2010! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted December 25, 2009 Share Posted December 25, 2009 The boy is now old enough to unwrap his own presents and I finally understand what Christmas is all about. Merry Christmas everyone. Doom ! It has a child. Doom! Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted December 25, 2009 Share Posted December 25, 2009 Seasonal greetings to one, and all. Even those that don't play the game. Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted December 25, 2009 Share Posted December 25, 2009 Muslim Santa bought me a new laptop bag!! W00T!!!1!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted December 25, 2009 Share Posted December 25, 2009 Muslim Santa bought me a new laptop bag!! W00T!!!1!! What ! No voucher for plastic surgery ?? Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 25, 2009 Share Posted December 25, 2009 What ! No voucher for plastic surgery ?? Quadruple amputation would be even better. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted December 25, 2009 Share Posted December 25, 2009 Muslim Santa bought me a new laptop bag!! W00T!!!1!! Maybe you can now figure out how to send a turn? Merry Christmas to all. Last night I got the best Christmas present ever...my son and his wife announced that they were pregnant. If all goes well the baby is due first week of July. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted December 25, 2009 Share Posted December 25, 2009 Congrats GrampaNidan1. Let's hope it takes after like her side of the family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 26, 2009 Author Share Posted December 26, 2009 Joyeux Noel, ya'll. I hope that you all had a festive Christmas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted December 26, 2009 Share Posted December 26, 2009 Muslim Santa bought me a new laptop bag!! W00T!!!1!! I suppose we will have to wait several days as he attempts to climb into it and zip it up... *snort*... Christmas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 26, 2009 Share Posted December 26, 2009 Which reminds me, why do the zippers on body bags have handles on the inside? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted December 26, 2009 Share Posted December 26, 2009 Merry Christmas you pukes. And a Happy New Year to all but Shaw, who is an idjit. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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