Nidan1 Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 What is it lately about this place? It seems to be attracting one stray Oddstraylian after another. Are we advertising in Perth these days? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 It's sort of like how every new strain of flu virus seems to come out of China, ain't it? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
costard Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 We're attracted by the smell. And the obvious display of chips - we like comparing chips. We understand very well how an inferiority complex works, so to see a crowd (make that a shower) like this having a real go at it but failing, well, we just have to get in and lend a hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 Not that any of YOU lot can appreciate this, but today marks the 20th anniversary of the day the dear sweet Lady Rose agreed to be my wife. Yes, 20 years in which any of her failed attempts to have me killed or committed have been so subtle as to have escaped my detection. But, there's always tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 Not that any of YOU lot can appreciate this, but today marks the 20th anniversary of the day the dear sweet Lady Rose agreed to be my wife. Yes, 20 years in which any of her failed attempts to have me killed or committed have been so subtle as to have escaped my detection. But, there's always tomorrow.Well yes, but then you're not the sharpest knife in the drawer are you ... so the attempts needn't have been too subtle. In fact I suspect it's more the dumb luck of the truly stupid that's kept you alive this long. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 Well, it is true that I keep a herring in my pocket for good luck and so far it's worked so Q. E. D. it... uh... works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patch Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 To annoy, bedevil, and drive insane the likes of you. Now totter off to your playpen and leave the grownups alone. We have important matters to discuss...like how many lice can coexist on a square inch of Joe Shaw's filthy hide. Michael Is this a contest, like guessing how many jelly beans are in a jar? I bet there are fifty lice on a square inch of Joe Shaw's ummm filthy hide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Wankers . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 If Ah wuz Australian, ainstead o' bein' brilliantly Scottish, today wuid bae mah last day as an Aussie. Fer tomorrow Ah will become a Yank. Which as feckin' strange coz Ah were born ain England. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Not that any of YOU lot can appreciate this, but today marks the 20th anniversary of the day the dear sweet Lady Rose agreed to be my wife. Oh well, I guess everyone is entitled to at least one horrible mistake in their life. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 If Ah wuz Australian, ainstead o' bein' brilliantly Scottish, today wuid bae mah last day as an Aussie. Fer tomorrow Ah will become a Yank. Which as feckin' strange coz Ah were born ain England. Still trying to hide from Interpol, I see. In which category should we place you. POM ? Paper Aussie ? Faux Scot ? Faux Yank ? All round Pillock ? Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 If Ah wuz Australian, ainstead o' bein' brilliantly Scottish, today wuid bae mah last day as an Aussie. Fer tomorrow Ah will become a Yank. Which as feckin' strange coz Ah were born ain England. And once again, our general standards take a definite hit... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 And once again, our general standards take a definite hit... Your standards are obviously basement already. Of course, our standards just rose back to their pre-eminent position. It's a win both ways really. Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 ...our standards just rose back to their pre-eminent position. The only position you occupy with any regularity is legs spread, hands against the wall. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 If Ah wuz Australian, ainstead o' bein' brilliantly Scottish, today wuid bae mah last day as an Aussie. Fer tomorrow Ah will become a Yank. Which as feckin' strange coz Ah were born ain England. To help celebrate your status as a new US citizen, let me be the first to welcome you to your share of the national debt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Your standards are obviously basement already. Of course, our standards just rose back to their pre-eminent position. It's a win both ways really. Noba. Like I would trust your judgment in ANYTHING, you gamey TRP using, pinner-downer of pixeltruppen trapped in wide open fields of fire! Just you wait, Sparky! Just. You. Wait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 If Ah wuz Australian, ainstead o' bein' brilliantly Scottish, today wuid bae mah last day as an Aussie. Fer tomorrow Ah will become a Yank. Which as feckin' strange coz Ah were born ain England.My Gawd ... talk about your open border policies ... where the hell is that wall when we need it. And yes I know he probably flew in ... I'm talking about a BIG wall, spare no expense. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Ah am noo a feckin Yank!! Hah!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Ah am noo a feckin Yank!! Hah!!! And the neighborhood just took a huge nose dive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Ah am noo a feckin Yank!! Hah!!! Now you will have to start wearing shorts under your kilt. It's in the fine print. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Not that any of YOU lot can appreciate this, but today marks the 20th anniversary of the day the dear sweet Lady Rose agreed to be my wife. Yes, 20 years in which any of her failed attempts to have me killed or committed have been so subtle as to have escaped my detection. But, there's always tomorrow. My belated condolences to that poor woman and her endless suffering. In honor of her pain, I will not be sending you a turn anytime soon. That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patch Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 Ah am noo a feckin Yank!! Hah!!! Congratulations! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 Thank ye, lassie! Ah wrote tae mah Congressman thas very afternoon, demandin' tha' they tighten oop tha immigration laws. Ah'm expectin' prompt attention tae tha matter, cos Ah signed at "Concerned Citizen". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 The only position you occupy with any regularity is legs spread, hands against the wall. Michael There's no need to display your fetish to all and sundry, Michael. After all, your parole officer officer is still keeping tabs on your posting habits and will likely take a dim view of any regression to your overt masochistic past. Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 Ah am noo a feckin Yank!! Hah!!! Australia 1 : America 0 Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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