Joe Shaw Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 Of course. No one else would welcome your company. We certainly do not. And I keep hoping that medical science will come up with a cure for that. MichaelThey have, it's called suicide ... you should give it a try. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 He tried throwing himself out the window once, but as he lives in a basement apartment... well... all he got out of it were some grass stains. Oh, and embarrassment and shame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 Haaaaapy SMurfday to MEEEEEEEEE!!!HHAppppppy Belchday tO meEEEEEEE....<>I get LOts of Presennnnts coz I'm just WOnderfuLLLLeeeeeee!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 Happy Smurfday Papa Smurf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 Can anyone here translate that into a human language? Michael Why bother, you couldn't read it. Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 Haaaaapy SMurfday to MEEEEEEEEE!!!HHAppppppy Belchday tO meEEEEEEE....<>I get LOts of Presennnnts coz I'm just WOnderfuLLLLeeeeeee!!! You drunken sot. Must be quite normal for you to buy your own presents... Send a turn with a surrender in it. Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 Haaaaapy SMurfday to MEEEEEEEEE!!!HHAppppppy Belchday tO meEEEEEEE....<>I get LOts of Presennnnts coz I'm just WOnderfuLLLLeeeeeee!!! Is it your birthday then, hmmmm, well, best returns of the day ... I suppose. Just another day here of course, albeit a bit less bright now that I've had to contemplate your continued existence. And that's my present to you lad, you've made your Beloved Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Thread somewhat less happy. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 ...you've made your Beloved Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Thread somewhat less happy. In all probability, that will go down as the greatest contribution that he ever made with his life. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 So how many years have you cursed this planet with your existance, Stukes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdmorse Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 ...and to think it was so nice to visit till that crazy uncle Joe shows up smelling like elderberries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 ...and to think it was so nice to visit till that crazy uncle Joe shows up smelling like elderberries.Hah! A lot you know jdmorse ... Elderberry inhibits neuraminidase ... so there. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 Elderberry inhibits neuraminidase ... As if you have even a vague notion (the only kind you ever have) what that means. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 Joe belongs to the Enzyme of the Month Club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 So how many years have you blessed this planet with your existance, Stukes? Fixed that for ya.... and mind your own business! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 As if you have even a vague notion (the only kind you ever have) what that means. MichaelI'll have you know that I found that in the Official Reference Work of the Peng Challenge Thread ... Wikipedia. If you can't trust Wiki who can you trust? Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 So I believe I'll send a turn to each of them just for old times sake and then climb back into my Albatross DVa and battle the SPAD menace over the trenches. Eh, we all know you're only in it for the castor oil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 and the hot french nurses when you inevitably crash your Albatross whilst attempting to taxi to the runway...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 So now I have to deal with images of Old Foul Joe being given castor oil by hot French nurses? And the inevitable aftermath? No, That's nowhere in my contract, so you can just forget it right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 and the hot french nurses when you inevitably crash your Albatross whilst attempting to taxi to the runway......HAH! That's where you're wrong ... they're all grass fields, no runways. And I've rarely crashed on takeoff ... landings, on the other hand ... and actually just surviving long enough to have the opportunity to land ... and ... Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 So now I have to deal with images of Old Foul Joe being given castor oil by hot French nurses? And the inevitable aftermath? No, That's nowhere in my contract, so you can just forget it right now.No you idiot, they lubricated the engines with castor oil since it didn't break down under heat as readily as the then available lubricants. It did have the unfortunate side effect of blowing hot castor oil all over the pilot and some of it vaporized so they breathed it in as well ... and the wings would sometimes fall off under stress ... or the engines would quit ... and then there was the whole "no parachute" business. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 and the hot french nurses when you inevitably crash your Albatross whilst attempting to taxi to the runway...... Er, German nurses. That would be German nurses if he's flying an Albatross, you poor excuse for a poor excuse. Big fat Helgas, with giant doughy man-hands, a really bad attitude, and a rectal thermometer a yard long that's just looking for an excuse to commit a border violation. Sheesh, and he even picked Stuka as a nick. Why, given the above state of German nursing, is beyond me, but still, tis to weep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 Big fat Helgas, with giant doughy man-hands, a really bad attitude, and a rectal thermometer a yard long that's just looking for an excuse to commit a border violation. You think about these things alot don't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted July 21, 2009 Author Share Posted July 21, 2009 Saw this was almost at 300 so I started a new one. You're welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falconander Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 Oh Don't start a new one... you are soooo close..... Who will break it ? C'mon you know you want to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomm Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 Break what?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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