Berlichtingen Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 So, you've wandered into the Mutha Beautiful Thread... more fool you. Perhaps you seek sanctuary from your dull and mundane life? Is it that you seek some insight into the mysteries of life? Fool's quests all. One of America's greatest poets wrote of fool's quests... Gaily bedight, A gallant knight, In sunshine and in shadow, Had journeyed long, Singing a song, In search of Eldorado. But he grew old This knight so bold And o'er his heart a shadow Fell as he found No spot of ground That looked like Eldorado. And, as his strength Failed him at length, He met a pilgrim shadow "Shadow," said he, "Where can it be This land of Eldorado?" "Over the Mountains Of the Moon, Down the Valley of the Shadow, Ride, boldly ride," The shade replied "If you seek for Eldorado!" I digress. I'm to paint a warning sign of rules so that you, the casual visitor, might navigate our festering home with some measure of safety. On the other hand, not giving you the rules will make your stay here much like ballroom dancing in a minefield... that would amuse Us. Dance lil' sister, dance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 Why are we starting a new thread, when the old one still has life? This is entirely against all sanity. Peng !!!!! where is my turn?? Be quick man, before I thrust a shank into your liver, or whater passes for that vital organ in your decrepit body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 Because he's an Olde One. I don't think they need much more excuse than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted October 2, 2008 Share Posted October 2, 2008 Because he's an Olde One. I don't think they need much more excuse than that. More like because he's a dimwit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeatEtr Posted October 2, 2008 Share Posted October 2, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted October 2, 2008 Share Posted October 2, 2008 LOL! . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted October 2, 2008 Share Posted October 2, 2008 Wankers . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted October 2, 2008 Share Posted October 2, 2008 Peng is going to have to pick up one of Seanachai's forks from the kitchen floor where Joe left them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted October 2, 2008 Author Share Posted October 2, 2008 Peng is going to have to pick up one of Seanachai's forks from the kitchen floor where Joe left them. Never gonna let Joe live that one down, are you? Not that you should, mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted October 2, 2008 Share Posted October 2, 2008 Why are we starting a new thread, when the old one still has life? This is entirely against all sanity. Peng !!!!! where is my turn?? Be quick man, before I thrust a shank into your liver, or whater passes for that vital organ in your decrepit body. Sent on the 28th. Resending now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted October 2, 2008 Share Posted October 2, 2008 Thread can't be gay. Doesn't use enough products. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted October 2, 2008 Share Posted October 2, 2008 Thread can't be gay. Doesn't use enough products. Thats "Metrosexual" now, not necessarily a gay thing. Changing the terminology covers a multitude of evils. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted October 2, 2008 Share Posted October 2, 2008 I thought metrosexual went out of fashion like two years ago? Of course for you less trendy people who are not as cool as me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted October 2, 2008 Share Posted October 2, 2008 I thought metrosexual went out of fashion like two years ago? Of course for you less trendy people who are not as cool as me... You could be right, but then again who pays attention to anyone from Belgium. You all are still trying to figure out that Flemming, Walloon thingie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted October 2, 2008 Share Posted October 2, 2008 You could be right, but then again who pays attention to anyone from Belgium. You all are still trying to figure out that Flemming, Walloon thingie. It's just part of my duality (the next big thing™). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted October 2, 2008 Share Posted October 2, 2008 That's enough thingy references for now, boys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 2, 2008 Share Posted October 2, 2008 Sent on the 28th. Resending now. You sandbagging my turns too, Bwana? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 2, 2008 Share Posted October 2, 2008 It's just part of my duality. Is that a nice way to say you're psychotic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted October 2, 2008 Share Posted October 2, 2008 You sandbagging my turns too, Bwana? Nope, just a spaz. Plus had some email server issues at work that'd make the hair on the bottom of your feet curl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted October 2, 2008 Share Posted October 2, 2008 Friday is Taco Night, Peng, you and Steve are invited. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted October 2, 2008 Share Posted October 2, 2008 Nice sig. Peng. Here's one from Obama "Get down, get down, do the boogie" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 2, 2008 Share Posted October 2, 2008 Nope, just a spaz. Plus had some email server issues at work that'd make the hair on the bottom of your feet curl. Yeah, I've heard those Hotmail accounts can be real problematic* at times. *(I hate that word. I hate buzzwords in general. We had a VP in the office who threw out buzzwords like a monkey on "Fling Your Feces Day". "What are our deliverables on this job?" "Oh... do you mean what are we doing?" "Why, yes." "Then why don't you say that, Poindexter? Oh, and the next time you turn a noun into a verb, I'm going to take a dump in your golden parachute, how's about them apples, Sparky?" People who use buzzwords have nothing worthwhile to say. Buzzwords suck.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted October 2, 2008 Share Posted October 2, 2008 Boo! I think you need to prioritize what you are doing and start thinking outside the box. You need to do some heavy lifting and practice due diligence and get your house in order as you move forward toward reducing your TCO and improving the bottom line. I want everyone on board with this initiative so we can optimize our First to Market opportunities and downsize our legacy applications while we outsource our means-end road map. Our Market Drivers are Bottom Up while the Production Suite is Top Down. We wont get any leaner if we make an end run around our Six Sigma Enterprise Initiatives at the same time we are ignoring making this a fully fault tolerant sales driven market. We need more eyeballs on this endeavor and all hands on deck so we can fully occupy the market space and be a bleeding edge, agile innovator! Now get out there and do somfink! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 2, 2008 Share Posted October 2, 2008 Was that Boo who just jumped out a window? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 2, 2008 Share Posted October 2, 2008 ...you less trendy people who are not as cool as me... Listen, junior, if trendiness were cool, lemmings would be the coolest creatures on the planet. Let me make this perfectly clear: TRENDY IS NOT COOL. Got that? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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