Yeknodathon Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 ... next to the irony cutter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 Free Polish paras you idiot. From the Official Reference Work of the Peng Challenge Thread, Wikipedia ... Sheesh, I go to ManyAppleLess for a few days on business, without access to the M.B.T., and I return to find that Abbott is in full blown tiff mode (not to be confused with the much more terrible jpeg mode) over a photo which the Lady Patch had shopped, then the Lady Redneck allegedly referred to me as an "ass" (presumably NOT equating me with the Donkey of the CessPool, Yeknodathon) thereby igniting a ... uh ... spirited discussion with the Lady Bugged and the joining of Gawd alone knows how many other CessPoolers and assorted SSNs. But THEN to have a full fledged Knight of the CessPool ignorantly proclaim that Michael Caine's paras were Brits ... well, it's just too much. I may go to Des Moines to escape in a week or two and see how you all like it. Joe Brits...Poles, what's the big difference, they were all Germans anyway and Michael Caine had a British accent, and they wore British uniforms, and Donald Sutherland isn't Irish, so the whole damn movie was upside over. Robert Duvall as a German officer...pshaw!!!! Even you must see the irony Shaw . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 Brits...Poles, what's the big difference, they were all Germans anyway and Michael Caine had a British accent, and they wore British uniforms, and Donald Sutherland isn't Irish, so the whole damn movie was upside over. Robert Duvall as a German officer...pshaw!!!! Even you must see the irony Shaw .The DIFFERENCE, Sirrah, is that you're an idiot and I'm duty bound to point that out ... that fact that it's enjoyable doing so is just an added bonus. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 18, 2008 Author Share Posted August 18, 2008 Peng did not like it when I trounced him in the snow, so now he wants to fight in a huge litter box. It matters not, for my Uber-duber jack-booted thugs will make mince meat pies out of his Nancy-boy Brits. And remember... you heard it here first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 I wasn't in a tiff mode Joe just rolling along in The Pool . Hey that's what she said (Lady Redneck), I quoted her. Anyway there were several good guffaws along the way. I was called a "Troll" by one of our "Master Trolls" Seanachai (I got a belly laugh out of that one) and Peng added an hilarious (not an exact quote) "leave the people who like butt sex alone or get off the Internet". Now I don't care who you are, that is just funny! I always get a real kick out of so called "enlightened Liberals" who can't stand a different point of view then their own and shout out to try and stifle it. Plus the rolling on the floor laughs that Lady Redneck and Bigged provided. Hell, we had a rip-roaring good time and plenty of laughs; this is a fun place when you are away and we don't have to be subjected to your lame posts. I look forward to your trip to Des Moines; while your there I think you ought to take a long walk off a short bridge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 I wasn't in a tiff mode Joe just rolling along in The Pool . Hey that's what she said (Lady Redneck), I quoted her. Anyway there were several good guffaws along the way. I was called a "Troll" by one of our "Master Trolls" Seanachai (I got a belly laugh out of that one) and Peng added an hilarious (not an exact quote) "leave the people who like butt sex alone or get off the Internet". Now I don't care who you are, that is just funny! I always get a real kick out of so called "enlightened Liberals" who can't stand a different point of view then their own and shout out to try and stifle it. Plus the rolling on the floor laughs that Lady Redneck and Bigged provided. Hell, we had a rip-roaring good time and plenty of laughs; this is a fun place when you are away and we don't have to be subjected to your lame posts. I look forward to your trip to Des Moines; while your there I think you ought to take a long walk off a short bridge.My posts are never lame ... granted sometimes they hobble a bit, the old war wound acting up you know. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 The shell fragment you got in the eye? You got the purple heart for that one right? Shame you never told them it was an egg shell fragment while you were in the mess eating breakfast, you old war hero you..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 I wasn't in a tiff mode... and more back pedalling than a Spanish circus midget on a unicycle Pumpkin.. what is it with the font enlargement thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 Pumpkin.. what is it with the font enlargement thing? It makes him feel bigger. I'll leave it to you to figure out what deep psychological meaning that might have. Personally I doubt it has any at all. Psst: And I'll leave it to you to figure out what that means as well. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 Well, Michael that is very interesting and as I was conducting my morning dust toilette it came upon me that it must be, just has to be a sort of pack dominance thing.. like yer hounds, sort of social Darwinism gone walkies. Which is terribly interesting.. like yer little pooch Abbott has separation anxiety or sumthink and has to be welcomed with a squeaky toy before being squeezed into a crate for poop training. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 Laugh out loud! (substituted for LOL), you wouldn't understand yekoddathon, it's deep, a deep psychological thing I have with big tits. err...I mean big text. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 I think we'll need some screenshots of the aforementioned big ti..... I mean big text in order to authenticate that remark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 Yes, you would need that right about now, wouldn't you? Aussie mayor urges unattractive women to move into town It's a bee-atch when the prison transports just don't show anymore... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 As long as that means the attractive ones move to the gulf then i'm fine with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEh4K9uVHUE&feature=related Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 18, 2008 Author Share Posted August 18, 2008 As long as that means the attractive ones move to the gulf then i'm fine with that. And wherever you are, there is a huge gulf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 between lesser mortals like yourself and Uber dudes like me, correct Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 18, 2008 Author Share Posted August 18, 2008 between the likes of me and anything that's good and right in the world, nay the entire universe, correct. Fixed that for ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 You know how Joe has rules against the re-farkling-up of someones post..... I guess your'e acting all tough cos you know he's in Des Moine. Scaredy cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 18, 2008 Author Share Posted August 18, 2008 You know how Joe has rules against the re-farkling-up of someones post..... I guess your'e acting all tough cos you know he's in Des Moine. Scaredy cat. Joe does not have rules (Well... maybe HE calles them rules... but really, Joe probably has rules about going to the bathroom), merely suggestions. And as for your colorful term, re-farkling, if that means your post was farked up to begin with, I can only agree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 Joe does not have rules (Well... maybe HE calles them rules... but really, Joe probably has rules about going to the bathroom), ...{snipped}....Oh like YOU don't ... everyone has rules about going to the bathroom, I just took the time to have mine printed up, laminated and distributed at the door for the convenience of visitors. They're numbered too and I keep a log of who was issued which one so I'm certain to get them back. It's a nice adjunct to the actual bathroom log they sign with the date, time and function performed. But for once, and probably that will last us for a LONG time, Stuka is correct that only a low life cretin with zero creativity would alter another's post ... so perhaps, given that explanation, Stuka can see his way clear to absolve you of blame since you so obviously qualify. Joe EDITED: Howsomever, I am NOT in Des Moines ... that's next week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 18, 2008 Author Share Posted August 18, 2008 Bah, Joe! Bah, and again Bah! You say altered, I say fixed. The only way his original post could have been what he actually meant to say, would have been if he was a completely delusional refugee from a maximum security mental hospital where his diagnosis read, "He has the mind of a duck", or if he were a mephitic harlequin cast down by Gawd to torment a weary world. Hmmm... Right. I see your point. Mea culpa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 ...{snipped}... Right. I see your point. Mea culpa. HOW many times do I have to say this ... NO MORE THINGIE REFERENCES ... we don't care about your culpa! Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 They're numbered too and I keep a log of who was issued which one so I'm certain to get them back. It's a nice adjunct to the actual bathroom log they sign with the date, time and function performed. That's pretty anal, Joe....But seeing as how it's you, that's entirely appropriate. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 In other news.... Noba is trying to figure out how HIS Commonwealth units got trapped in the Falaise Pocket, while being pounded by German troops. History had it the other way, but you know how Noba can change history. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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