Boo Radley Posted February 7, 2006 Author Share Posted February 7, 2006 Originally posted by Lars: Well lads, I'm back. Wedding was beautiful. On the beach with two tall ships in the background. Should be great pictures. Nothing beats getting married barefoot in a bathing suit. Unless it happens to be you in the bathing suit. So, was this a semi-formal fête? Did you wear the black socks with the sandals? And how is the dear Sharri? Has the medication worn off yet? Turns will be a little delayed. Seems the electrical company was doing a little work in the neighborhood. Modem no talky anymore. (Rubs hads gleefully together in his best Snidely Whiplash impression) Ahh... everything is going to plan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 Originally posted by Boo Radley: So, was this a semi-formal fête? Did you wear the black socks with the sandals? You know, this joke would almost have had a chance if I hadn't already mentioned I was barefoot. And if somebody else had typed it, of course. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: So, was this a semi-formal fête? Did you wear the black socks with the sandals? You know, this joke would almost have had a chance if I hadn't already mentioned I was barefoot. And if somebody else had typed it, of course. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 Old modulator/demodulator ripped out. Even older one put in. Rather like how Shaw got his job, eh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 Originally posted by Boo Radley: (Rubs hads gleefully together in his best Snidely Whiplash impression) Ahh... everything is going to plan. That's to go along with your normal 'Snidely Whiplash' sounding voice? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 Originally posted by Lars: You know, this joke would almost have had a chance if I hadn't already mentioned I was barefoot....and pregnant? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 It was a shotgun wedding. Lars was hoding the shotgun to keep the bride from running away and hiding. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: Lars was hoding the shotgunOoh, that sounds painful! Does it hurt?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SturmSebber Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 Haaa, the Peng pool thingy. HA i laugh at your akward humour and silly knighthood! Your jokes about cheese and penetration, and most of all Seanachai ! Yes, i hate him the most, and maybe Stinkypixel but he might not be worthy of my boiling hate. Anyway, lock up your sons (never mind your daughters), and go hide yourselves in the nearest closet, for I am back! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 You went somewhere? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 Originally posted by SturmSebber: for I am back! You didn't get those tickets to Iran I sent? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lars: You know, this joke would almost have had a chance if I hadn't already mentioned I was barefoot....and pregnant? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 8, 2006 Author Share Posted February 8, 2006 Originally posted by SturmSebber: ...for I am back! Not to mention annoying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 Originally posted by SturmSebber: Haaa, the Peng pool thingy. HA i laugh at your akward humour and silly knighthood! Your jokes about cheese and penetration, and most of all Seanachai ! Yes, i hate him the most, and maybe Stinkypixel but he might not be worthy of my boiling hate. Anyway, lock up your sons (never mind your daughters), and go hide yourselves in the nearest closet, for I am back! Can you remind us why you left in the first place. It worked once, maybe it'll work again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 Originally posted by SturmSebber: Haaa, the Peng pool thingy. HA i laugh at your akward humour and silly knighthood! Your jokes about cheese and penetration, and most of all Seanachai ! Yes, i hate him the most, and maybe Stinkypixel but he might not be worthy of my boiling hate. Anyway, lock up your sons (never mind your daughters), and go hide yourselves in the nearest closet, for I am back! Boot Never Boot stay Boot away Boot that Boot long Boot again Boot unless Boot I Boot tell Boot you Boot too... Boot. I'd mention you owe me turns... but as I owe every one else turns I suppose that could seem a bit hippokritikal of me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys: Lars was hoding the shotgunOoh, that sounds painful! Does it hurt?! </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: You'd have to ask Lars. He was the one hoding it.Well Lars, any comments? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 Let's see if this works... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 Success! Our company has just implemented site filtering, with the unfortunate consequence of disallowing me direct access to the BFC site. However, my Google-fu has served me well in discovering the secrets of proxies. I'm afraid Sir Sir 37mm's overly simplistic plan (and yes, I do blame him and only him) has failed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 Originally posted by v42below: I'm afraid Sir Sir 37mm's overly simplistic plan (and yes, I do blame him and only him) has failed. Have I still only got two Sir's in my title? Shirley I deserve another Sir by now? All our times have come Here but now they're gone Seasons don't fear the reaper Nor do the wind, the sun or the rain. we can be like they are Come on baby...don't fear the reaper Baby take my hand...don't fear the reaper We'll be able to fly...don't fear the reaper Baby I'm your man... Valentine is done Here but now they're gone Romeo and Juliet Are together in eternity...Romeo and Juliet 40,000 men and women everyday...Like Romeo and Juliet 40,000 men and women everyday...Redefine happiness Another 40,000 coming everyday...We can be like they are Come on baby...don't fear the reaper Baby take my hand...don't fear the reaper We'll be able to fly...don't fear the reaper Baby I'm your man... Love of two is one Here but now they're gone Came the last night of sadness And it was clear she couldn't go on Then the door was open and the wind appeared The candles blew then disappeared The curtains flew then he appeared...saying don't be afraid Come on baby...and she had no fear And she ran to him...then they started to fly They looked backward and said goodbye...she had become like they are She had taken his hand...she had become like they are Come on baby...don't fear the reaper. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoat Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by v42below: I'm afraid Sir Sir 37mm's overly simplistic plan (and yes, I do blame him and only him) has failed. Have I still only got two Sir's in my title? Shirley I deserve another Sir by now? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 Originally posted by stoat: No you don't. And stop calling me Shirley. Err... and what exactly are you again? You ain't another one of me long, lost squires are you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoat Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by stoat: No you don't. And stop calling me Shirley. Err... and what exactly are you again?</font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 Originally posted by stoat: I would hope not. I think I would have remembered your face if I were. Actually the correct answer* is that you hope to be one day. Which you should, there are many advantages to being a fully paid up member of the improper House of (sigh) JD Morse (sigh)... ... probably * and ignore all that nonsense your teachers used to try & comfort you with about there being no wrong answers... you were wrong then & you're wrong now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoat Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 Sure. To all of my *insert degrading adjective here* opponents: I shan't be able to send out turns on the morrow. Boo: This goes for the one I owe you as well. I really don't feel like setting up a defense in depth at the moment. I was seriously considering hitting "go" with my troops still lined up at the back. Them's good tactics. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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