Stuka Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Stuka: The other three guys are all Canuckians so rest assured we already have a cell operational in canukkyland.They weren't from Calgary were they? I recall getting very drunk with 3 Calgary Canuckistanis last year. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: Wonderful! Now you can do math! And you aren't even 40, yet! Who's a good boy, then? Who's a very good boy?! Try to calculate this: Your need to return My copy of the First Season of Rome, before I come to your house very late at night, dead drunk and in an ugly mood, and kill all your pets with an axe, and take pictures of your step-daughter naked through the windows of your home? Seriously, I've met your step-daughter, and I could easily recoup the cost of buying the First Season of Rome again with even a dozen or so pictures of her showering and doing girl things. And don't even begin to talk to me about your guns and such, because I've been to your house, know the lay of the land, and would have the advantage of the fact that there's only one night in fifty where you go to bed sober and/or drunk enough to actually have any clue as to what's going on outside your house. LARS LARSON, WHERE ARE MY LEGIONS?! I have a copy of the first season of ROME for whoever replies first and is willing to pay shipping. Anyone? Class? Bueller? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 Originally posted by Nidan1: Stuka your garb is way too conservative, even for the US-Canadian Border. Below, is how I envision us crossing into the North. Toyotas are very common here...that should fool them all right. I am not getting into no steenking Toyota! We Qataris only drive Mercs, Beemers and Escalades i'll have you know. There is a class distinction within the Taliban, plus i'd likely get my disha-dash dirty and the agahl and gutra are buggers to keep on in a breeze... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 Time for sing song. Once I smoked a Danneman cigar Drove a foreign car Baby that was years ago I left it all behind Had a friend, I heard she died On a needle she was crucified Baby that was years ago I left it all behind for my Cheap wine and a three-day growth Cheap wine and a three-day growth Come-on, come-on, come-on Cold Chisel 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Nidan1: Stuka your garb is way too conservative, even for the US-Canadian Border. Below, is how I envision us crossing into the North. Toyotas are very common here...that should fool them all right. What does the president of the palindrome society drive? A TOYOTA. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 C'mon Speedy, do Khe Sahn! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Nidan1: Stuka your garb is way too conservative, even for the US-Canadian Border. Below, is how I envision us crossing into the North. Toyotas are very common here...that should fool them all right. What does the president of the palindrome society drive? A TOYOTA. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 Here ya go Stukes I left my heart to the sappers round Khe Sanh And my soul was sold with my cigarettes to the blackmarket man I've had the Vietnam cold turkey From the ocean to the Silver City And it's only other vets could understand About the long forgotten dockside guarantees How there were no V-dayheroes in 1973 How we sailed into Sydney Harbour Saw an old friend but couldn't kiss her She was lined, and I was home to the lucky land And she was like so many more from that time on Their lives were all so empty, till they found their chosen one And their legs were often open But their minds were always closed And their hearts were held in fast suburban chains And the legal pads were yellow, hours long, paypacket lean And the telex writers clattered where the gunships once had been But the car parks made me jumpy And I never stopped the dreams Or the growing need for speed and novacaine So I worked across the country end to end Tried to find a place to settle down, where my mixed up life could mend Held a job on an oil-rig Flying choppers when I could But the nightlife nearly drove me round the bend And I've travelled round the world from year to year And each one found me aimless, one more year the more for wear And I've been back to South East Asia But the answer sure ain't there But I'm drifting north, to check things out again You know the last plane out of Sydney's almost gone Only seven flying hours, and I'll be landing in Hong Kong There ain't nothing like the kisses From a jaded Chinese princess I'm gonna hit some Hong Kong mattress all night long Well the last plane out of Sydney's almost gone Yeah the last plane out of Sydney's almost gone And it's really got me worried I'm goin' nowhere and I'm in a hurry And the last plane out of Sydney's almost gone Cold Chisel 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 Now that, is art.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Nidan1: Stuka your garb is way too conservative, even for the US-Canadian Border. Below, is how I envision us crossing into the North. Toyotas are very common here...that should fool them all right. What does the president of the palindrome society drive? A TOYOTA. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 Originally posted by Seanachai: Why the hell did you send me to a website about the Society of St. Francis, you weird feck? To aid you along your path. Visiting the Labyrinth ”The labyrinth is open to the public during daylight hours, and there is no charge. Each month the brothers host a torchlight labyrinth walk on or near the night of the full moon." Neat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 Originally posted by Abbott: I vote we martyr Joe Shaw first... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 Who the heck would do a dirty thing like set "The Man" on fire early? @#$@!!! Burning Man set ablaze today; one arrested An arson investigation is underway and one person is in custody in relation to a fire that was unexpectedly set to the man early Tuesday at the Burning Man counterculture arts festival, attracting thousands of burners who watched in awe and speculated about how it happened.The dirty rat! SAVE THE MAN! SAVE THE MAN! SAVE THE MAN! Burning Man 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 Originally posted by Stuka: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Abbott: I vote we martyr Joe Shaw first... </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Stuka: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Abbott: I vote we martyr Joe Shaw first... </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 M-50 Ontos...most were scrapped by the 70's 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 Damn. Looks like just the thing for a good opening day deer hunt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 Originally posted by Nidan1: M-50 Ontos...most were scrapped by the 70's THAT'S RIGHT! Boy, it's been ages since I saw one of those. Bet they were fun to try to reload while under fire. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 Originally posted by Abbott: Who the heck would do a dirty thing like set "The Man" on fire early? @#$@!!! Burning Man set ablaze today; one arrested </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />An arson investigation is underway and one person is in custody in relation to a fire that was unexpectedly set to the man early Tuesday at the Burning Man counterculture arts festival, attracting thousands of burners who watched in awe and speculated about how it happened.The dirty rat! SAVE THE MAN! SAVE THE MAN! SAVE THE MAN! Burning Man </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 How about a bit of a sing-song then, eh? stoat solves his problems by calling up his mom Lars solves his problems with drugs and Alcohol Peng solves his problems with a doctor and the law But Berli has his own way and it's better than them all 'Cause Berli solves his problems with a chainsaw Berli solves his problems with a chainsaw Berli solves his problems with a chainsaw and he never has the same problem twice! Whether it's a bill or a cheque arriving late Rancid marble cheese or a steak that's second rate Awful TV programs or a broken Elvis plate Or a game AI that plots a path sending armor out of State Berli solves his problems with a chainsaw Berli solves his problems with a chainsaw Berli solves his problems with a chainsaw zzzRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Aaaaggghhh Aaaaggghhh problem solved With apologies to the Arrogant Worms for ripping off their material. But since I abused Lars with it, it counts as justifiable use. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Nidan1: M-50 Ontos...most were scrapped by the 70's THAT'S RIGHT! Boy, it's been ages since I saw one of those. Bet they were fun to try to reload while under fire. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 Originally posted by Boo Radley: Cool. It could almost be like the gift Seanachai allegedly was going to give me. Although in reality, the gift he was probably thinking about would be something that only a broad spectrum antibiotic could clear up. Gee, you two must have a closer relationship than I realized. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Abbott: Who the heck would do a dirty thing like set "The Man" on fire early? @#$@!!! Burning Man set ablaze today; one arrested </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />An arson investigation is underway and one person is in custody in relation to a fire that was unexpectedly set to the man early Tuesday at the Burning Man counterculture arts festival, attracting thousands of burners who watched in awe and speculated about how it happened.The dirty rat! SAVE THE MAN! SAVE THE MAN! SAVE THE MAN! Burning Man </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 Originally posted by Seanachai: With apologies to the Arrogant Worms for ripping off their material. But since I abused Lars with it, it counts as justifiable use. What are you doing awake in the daylight? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 They got him! A bust I’m sure NGCavscout would have been proud to make! “An arson investigation is underway and one person is in custody on suspicion of setting a fire to the Burning Man early Tuesday at the counterculture arts festival in Black rock desert, event staff said today. Paul Addis, 35, of San Francisco, was booked into the Pershing County jail on suspicion of arson and illegal possession of fireworks, according to the sheriff’s department. Burning Man officials said the 40-foot man will be rebuilt. [ August 28, 2007, 04:43 PM: Message edited by: Abbott ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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