Leeo Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 I drive a Lincoln, and it drives me to drinkin'. You, ponzy waiter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 Originally posted by Panzer Leader: I drive a Funk-wagen,you? Panzer Leader ... of all the useless, layabout, bone idle wastrels ever seen in the confines of this, the M.B.T. YOU are ... well, one of them I suppose. I was trying to work myself into a splenidid frothy rage but frankly you've been gone so long I find it hard to care. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 Originally posted by Lars: Also, it was his right hand, dolt. Might have been my left hand ... I frequently change so I can shake hands you know. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flammenwerfer Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 Originally posted by dalem: Ever notice that a newly-opened bag of Fritos smells like worn saddle leather? No, but then I don't go around sniffing saddles. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: ...my duties as the Beloved Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Thread require me to do many things which YOU couldn't possibly fathom.Now, now, Joe, we've already heard enough about your cross-species amorous liaisons. No need to drag that out into the public domain again. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 Wankers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 Originally posted by rleete: We used to wait until 300+ posts and the Mad Bald one told us to move along and start up again. Now, the old farts go and do it like obediant little puppies. For shame. Idiot. We see it getting close, so we start a new one before an idiot like Boo can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 Originally posted by Seanachai: So, who do you like for Odin? Berli or Peng? Peng. He's mad as tree full of rats, but there's wisdom in his madness, and that's all that matters. Seanachai, you are perfect for the role of Albrecht. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul AU Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 Here’s a thing; the US of A (still) has 500 Minute Man nuclear missiles tucked away in various below ground-level sites across several states. Each with (I think) 5 independently targeted quite-big nuclear warheads. Presumably all aimed at – someone. 2500 major nukes. As I type, these missiles are undergoing a re-fit. The fuel systems are being replaced with those that are – ‘Greenhouse’ friendly. So they won’t pollute the air, when they lift off. ... Now, I was despondent about humanity’s future when I saw commercial TV. I was weakened when I saw that you could buy peach-flavoured cat food. When I stopped being a citizen and started being (ordered to be) a ‘consumer’. I sunk deeper when we trade-sanctioned-to-death, bombed-for-10-years, bombed again, invaded, and eventually murdered the democratically elected president – of a country we had ‘nothing’ to do with. But… greenhouse-friendly nuclear attack missiles? I hate the phrase “is something wrong with this picture”, but? (If this observation lacks “Ring of the Giants” resonance, Google, “Race-Track Basing Mode” and find out about the real ring of the gods). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 Is this the Ring of the Giants of which you speak? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 Nice work Michael, only you could claim a white box with a red cross in it to be a ring of any sort. Here's 20 cents, go buy a clue..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 Oh sure....NOW you fix it...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by rleete: We used to wait until 300+ posts and the Mad Bald one told us to move along and start up again. Now, the old farts go and do it like obediant little puppies. For shame. Idiot. We see it getting close, so we start a new one before an idiot like Boo can </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 Okay, I've ended up buying something called a 15 year old Scottish Dalwhinnie. Is it good or is it swill? The shape of the bottle pleased me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 Originally posted by dalem: Okay, I've ended up buying something called a 15 year old Scottish Dalwhinnie. What kind of mileage does it get? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 Originally posted by dalem: ...a 15 year old Scottish Dalwhinnie.Sounds like a badly inbred terrier. Just the kind of thing you'd go for, eh Mr. M.? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 Stoopid....it's a type of cigar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 Thank you, your contribution has been duly noted. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you, m'kay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 Yeah? The only thing you know how to beat is your meat. Take that, you varlet! Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 What are the odds that, out of this collection of bestaggered sots, the only responses I'd get would be from the slow synapse triplets? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patch Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: Sounds like a badly inbred terrier. There is no such thing as a badly inbred terrier! I like all terriers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 Originally posted by dalem: What are the odds that, out of this collection of bestaggered sots, the only responses I'd get would be from the slow synapse triplets? OK, dalem, I 'll play your silly little game. What ARE the odds that, out of this collection of bestaggered sots, the only responses you would get would be from the slow synapse triplets? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 42! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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