dalem Posted October 24, 2005 Author Share Posted October 24, 2005 I sure hope those aren't going to be the map squiggles on your AAR. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Originally posted by dalem: I sure hope those aren't going to be the map squiggles on your AAR. I actually thought they might represent Red Nekkid for a Dollar's family tree? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Necked Dollar Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 I ain’t offended I like livers. Cow liver, deer liver, rabbit liver, chicken liver and liver n dumplins. I especially like liver soap because you can catch Catfish and shower with it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Originally posted by NG cavscout: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by NG cavscout: Dalem I believe that I am the only one allowed to use the term "sirrah" in the cesspool, I am sure that I saw that as a by-law somewhere. I demand an instant retraction. and take it back too. Lookie here, G.I. Joesephine, I haven't used that word here as far as I can recall. As far as you and by-laws, I am a Seniour Kanigget and Lord High Hullabalooster of the MBT - by-laws mean nothing to me. After all, I ignore the beam in your eye and the fall of every sparrow - have I not the power to ignore you too? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Sheesh, taking ancestor worship a bit far, aren't you Boo? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted October 24, 2005 Author Share Posted October 24, 2005 Trilobites are cool. Fossils are cool. Boo sucks. I'd buy a fossilized Boo though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 He's getting there; he's already solid rock from the neck up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 [proceeds to emit a rapid succession of clicking noises much like a trilobite being suddenly entombed by copious amounts of sediment] click-click-click-clickety-click-click-click 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 I really figured Boo would be into copralites. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PondScum Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Dear Yeknodathon, I saw this animated gif today and I thought of you. In a traumatic, bad-touch kind of way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Originally posted by NG cavscout: Instead, since we escort trucks belonging, some of them, to the 143rd Transportation Command, we get the honor of wearing this combat patch. Looks like two worms mating. I guess Jimmy Dean Dollar might dig that, I don't. Very fitting. It's symbolic of the many directions offered to a driver when he asks which way to go at an intersection. And no, I won't apologies for being Australian. <font size = 1>Australia, Australia, Australia We love you Amen crack another tinny</font> I will however apologise for you not being an Australian. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Originally posted by Lars: I really figured Boo would be into copralites. Nah. I aint into that sh*t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: I've just beaten the hell out of v42below... Man, i'm good... Good, lord - playing with youreslf again? I hope you weren't touching yourself at the time. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Also, until I see a screenie with the final battle stats, I refuse to concede defeat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 Originally posted by PondScum: Dear Yeknodathon, I saw this animated gif today and I thought of you. In a traumatic, bad-touch kind of way. *heavy, languid snort* Oh, I never really knew yer had... we can get touchy? [takes a step forward, so as to get really intimate] You know, I want to share something. Everytime time I see yer name I get a little thrill. Pondscum Pondscum Pondscum Pondscunthorpe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 Originally posted by MrPeng: My nipples burst with delight. Nice feeling eh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortlund Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 Originally posted by NG cavscout: Leutnant Hortlund I applaud your chutzpah. Why, I am not sure, but I do applaud it. It goes well with your strong Scandinavian body odor. I am now in the process of chatting up a girl via the telephone. Wish me luck. Im suspecting that the phone is unable to communicate body odors, maybe that is why I am so successful on the phone. Genious invention that phone... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 Originally posted by Leutnant Hortlund: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by NG cavscout: Leutnant Hortlund I applaud your chutzpah. Why, I am not sure, but I do applaud it. It goes well with your strong Scandinavian body odor. I am now in the process of chatting up a girl via the telephone. Wish me luck. Im suspecting that the phone is unable to communicate body odors, maybe that is why I am so successful on the phone. Genious invention that phone... </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 Originally posted by Leutnant Hortlund: Im suspecting that the phone is unable to communicate body odors, maybe that is why I am so successful on the phone. Genious invention that phone... Soap was invented in 2800 BC in Babylonia. Perhaps you should technologize in smaller steps? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 Originally posted by Lars: Soap was invented in 2800 BC in Babylonia. And Joe was there! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 Boo! I forget, was I going to berate rune for that scenario that doesn't work or were you? I'd hate to waste a good berating on rune if I'm not the one supposed to do it. I'd much prefer to waste a good berating on a Dorosh or some other thingy such as it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lars: Soap was invented in 2800 BC in Babylonia. And Joe was there! </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 Originally posted by MrPeng: Boo! I forget, was I going to berate rune for that scenario that doesn't work or were you? I'd hate to waste a good berating on rune if I'm not the one supposed to do it. I'd much prefer to waste a good berating on a Dorosh or some other thingy such as it. I suggest tag-team berating. More bang for your buck, if you know what I mean. I'll even start. Rune, you load of bovine excretia! You hooting monstrosity! You mincing monkey fondler! You sent Peng a file that could not be played via PBEM. It appeared to be some kind of self abusive AI attacks and you just bend over and take it scenario. Do you play this late at night when you're all alone, Rune? Is it some kind of silent plea for help? Or did you just not understand Peng's request? Work getting to you? Do you often think that if you have to stun one more cow... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortlund Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 Originally posted by NG cavscout: ummm, I hope you don't have a video phone. Does she have to actually meet/see you at one point? sigh, poor guy. I do wish you the best of luck, maybe she will be impressed with the fact that you are "European"? That always seems to impress women in the U.S. Seems like any swarthy fellow with a 1920's pimp pencil moustache, sweat stains in the armpits of his polyester shirt, and a French accent has to wade through a sea of willing female flesh to get to the bathroom. So...things are looking good... And she has already met me thankyouverymuch...she works in one of "my" banks. Anyway, whats the local girls like in Iraq? Do they all have moustaches? Are there any good looking ones? Are there anyones who dare go outside without a veil/burka/whatever? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortlund Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Leutnant Hortlund: Im suspecting that the phone is unable to communicate body odors, maybe that is why I am so successful on the phone. Genious invention that phone... Soap was invented in 2800 BC in Babylonia. Perhaps you should technologize in smaller steps? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 Originally posted by Leutnant Hortlund: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Leutnant Hortlund: Im suspecting that the phone is unable to communicate body odors, maybe that is why I am so successful on the phone. Genious invention that phone... Soap was invented in 2800 BC in Babylonia. Perhaps you should technologize in smaller steps? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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