MrSpkr Posted October 23, 2005 Share Posted October 23, 2005 Originally posted by Yeknodathon: Chained to a rock with Boo pecking at his side... Prognomeus Can't be. He hasn't the brain power to discover fire, let alone share it. Steve 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Originally posted by MrSpkr: Am I the only one that has figured out the identity of the posure in our midst? Steve Way ahead of you, Sparky. But then so were the Australopithecines. I'm back from a tough three days at the gem show, toting buckets of rocks, setting up tables, tearing down tables, loading and then unloading display cases, standing on concrete harder than rleete's head for 11 hours a day and I'm in a tremendous amount of pain which I hope will be ameliorated by the vast amount of beer I have begun to consume. I didn't buy much, but I did get a sweet deal on a 400 million year old trilobite fossil, that might have been one of Shaw's boyhood pets. Former Squire, Sir Sir 37mm, it is in the best interests (who am I kidding) of our House that you take Swaller Dollar Cauliflower as Serf of the CessPool. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Necked Dollar Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 That is very neighborly of you gents. Do any of you think that CM:SF will have jumpin tanks? Every time I see M1’s in those US Army commercials on the television I see em doing jumps. Do you think they will jump in CM:SF? If we do I bet that will sure piss off our forum Ruskin’s like BigDuck. The Ruskin’s couldn’t build a jumpin tank if old Stalin himself was lashing em with one of Cher’s old whips. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Originally posted by Red Necked Dollar: That is very neighborly of you gents. Do any of you think that CM:SF will have jumpin tanks? Every time I see M1’s in those US Army commercials on the television I see em doing jumps. Do you think they will jump in CM:SF? If we do I bet that will sure piss off our forum Ruskin’s like BigDuck. The Ruskin’s couldn’t build a jumpin tank if old Stalin himself was lashing em with one of Cher’s old whips. Stop it. Stop it now. Or, if you really, really want to persist in your mangling attempt at an authentic red-neck-hillbilly-stumpo-briar-hilljack dialect, at least be consistent. I look upon OGSF (but only through welder's goggles, because... well... you know. It's safer that way) and I see a man who is so deeply entrenched in his own sick, unbelievable fantasy, that it has become a work of art. Something that can't be understood, but can be appreciated. You, on the other hand, are merely phoning it in. Do not present us with half measures, Sirrah, FOR WE WILL NOT ACCEPT IT! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrSpkr: Am I the only one that has figured out the identity of the posure in our midst? Steve Way ahead of you, Sparky. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Originally posted by MrSpkr: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrSpkr: Am I the only one that has figured out the identity of the posure in our midst? Steve Way ahead of you, Sparky. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted October 24, 2005 Author Share Posted October 24, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: I didn't buy much, but I did get a sweet deal on a 400 million year old trilobite fossil,Which kind? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: Former Squire, Sir Sir 37mm, it is in the best interests (who am I kidding) of our House that you take Swaller Dollar Cauliflower as Serf of the CessPool. I was going to construct a reason for not doing this but then I realised that this would probably piss off Joe Shaw no end so… … For the incredible first words of "I’m as happy as a pig in ****" I, Sir 37mm the leading light of the House of (sigh) JD Morse (sigh), propose that swallow cauliflowers for dollars or whatever fecking else the worthless lump has bothered to call himself be made a thingy … a little guy thing… a serf! I forgotten what that means but I suspect it has something to do with a pissbucket. I’m not crazy about the idea myself but hey it might cheer up Seanachai (at least for a few seconds anyway) plus his first words were "I’m as happy as a pig in ****!"… that’s gotta count for sumfink? So, whoever it is that gets to decide on these things (how many Justicars do we have now?) please fill out the forms & stuff. … hold on does this mean I have to teach him, like, stuff? [ October 24, 2005, 01:10 AM: Message edited by: Sir 37mm ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Necked Dollar Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: FOR WE WILL NOT ACCEPT IT! But what do you think about jumpin tanks? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Originally posted by dalem: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: I didn't buy much, but I did get a sweet deal on a 400 million year old trilobite fossil,Which kind? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Originally posted by MrSpkr: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Yeknodathon: Chained to a rock with Boo pecking at his side... Prognomeus Can't be. He hasn't the brain power to discover fire, let alone share it. Steve </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Lordy, Lordy, Lordy, whatever is the pool coming to? Jimmy Dean Dollar made a squire, Englishmen(?) named after ineffectual AT rounds being made in charge of said squires. Not a peep of protest? Seanachai hieing himself off into exile.... I must say that the decline in Western Civilization is quite disturbing. 37mm I must say that your defense of "The Last Ridge" tm is quite the masterwork of misdirection and misperception. Have you gotten your third group of reinforcements yet like I have? Where ever could you be hiding them? And that "Syria" scenario you came up with is quite the .....ahh, who am I kidding, it is an abortion, you know it, I know it, and we are just keeping a polite silence about the whole thing now aren't we? Leutnant Hortlund I applaud your chutzpah. Why, I am not sure, but I do applaud it. It goes well with your strong Scandinavian body odor. Dalem I believe that I am the only one allowed to use the term "sirrah" in the cesspool, I am sure that I saw that as a by-law somewhere. I demand an instant retraction. and take it back too. Mace, you sir are Australian, and I demand an apology for that, how could you be so unthinking? alright, that is about it. I do worry about the health of the cesspool though, maybe we should hire a full time nurse? alright, I can't get the freaking image to display, but it is a cute Japanese nurse, I must of spent too much time in Mississippi. Oh, the Army has cost me soooo much. ok, got it to work [ October 24, 2005, 06:17 AM: Message edited by: NG cavscout ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Originally posted by MrSpkr: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrSpkr: Am I the only one that has figured out the identity of the posure in our midst? Steve Way ahead of you, Sparky. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Originally posted by dalem: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: I didn't buy much, but I did get a sweet deal on a 400 million year old trilobite fossil,Which kind? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Originally posted by Nidan1: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrSpkr: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Yeknodathon: Chained to a rock with Boo pecking at his side... Prognomeus Can't be. He hasn't the brain power to discover fire, let alone share it. Steve </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Gnome foi-gras? Oh, where will we ever find the volunteers to run the grinder? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted October 24, 2005 Author Share Posted October 24, 2005 Originally posted by NG cavscout: Dalem I believe that I am the only one allowed to use the term "sirrah" in the cesspool, I am sure that I saw that as a by-law somewhere. I demand an instant retraction. and take it back too. Lookie here, G.I. Joesephine, I haven't used that word here as far as I can recall. As far as you and by-laws, I am a Seniour Kanigget and Lord High Hullabalooster of the MBT - by-laws mean nothing to me. After all, I ignore the beam in your eye and the fall of every sparrow - have I not the power to ignore you too? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Patchy -- Nope. Nice try, though. I think you probably offended the poseur -- or gave him a good gut laugh. Steve 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BulletRat Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Are we done here? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BulletRat Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Yup, we're done - this place still stinks. Of turnips. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BulletRat Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 And grog-sweat. Peeeeee-yew! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Originally posted by dalem: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by NG cavscout: Dalem I believe that I am the only one allowed to use the term "sirrah" in the cesspool, I am sure that I saw that as a by-law somewhere. I demand an instant retraction. and take it back too. Lookie here, G.I. Joesephine, I haven't used that word here as far as I can recall. As far as you and by-laws, I am a Seniour Kanigget and Lord High Hullabalooster of the MBT - by-laws mean nothing to me. After all, I ignore the beam in your eye and the fall of every sparrow - have I not the power to ignore you too? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Oh, Goody. MrBulletRat is here. My nipples burst with delight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Originally posted by dalem: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: I didn't buy much, but I did get a sweet deal on a 400 million year old trilobite fossil,Which kind? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 So here is a kick in the nuggets. We get our combat patches last week, and we are part of the 32nd Infantry Brigade, a historied unit, with roots in the Iron Brigade of U.S. Civil War fame. It even has a very manly and virile patch, which you will see below. Any self respecting trooper would be proud to wear it on his right shoulder. Do we get it? What do you think. You would amost believe this whole thing was set up by a Cesspooler. Instead, since we escort trucks belonging, some of them, to the 143rd Transportation Command, we get the honor of wearing this combat patch. Looks like two worms mating. I guess Jimmy Dean Dollar might dig that, I don't. It is a plot worthy of an Illannoyingan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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