Seanachai Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Originally posted by Stuka: I'm busy with them.....all 8 of them.....come back in an hour. You're not fooling anyone, Stuka. You're getting old. You couldn't handle more than 3 of them in an entire night, and the only way we'd have to go away for an hour is if you were working your arse off to push your last steak dinner through your colon. But it's cute that you're still standing on 'Mount Stuka' with your pants around your ankles and posturing. I mean, how many failed marriages/relationships have we been witness to here? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Originally posted by MrSpkr: Stenographers? Did I hear someone call for Stenographers? Steve The last refuge of the overpaid, homeless lawyer. Seeking comfort in the arms of paid professionals... Pretty much explains the Republican Party. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Originally posted by Seanachai: You're getting old. Dammit you're right! And to prove it, I have my annual birthing ceremony tomorrow. There will be a christening of my new BBQ (a gift from the lovely lady Stuka, right NGCavscout?)on the balcony of our apartment starting around 7pm and I'd like you to attend Seanachai. There will be booze, steak and sausages but no pork (guess that counts Peng out) as this is the middle east of course, followed by Irish bog dancing down on the pool floor and a good old 'Aussie see how far you can throw your beer bottle from the roof' competition up on the 29th floor. Oh and its BYO pointy hat... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Ah, the jolly singsong. Is any other bugger so responsible for knowing you lot? Its a beggars life, said the Queen of Spain But dont tell it to a poor man 'Cause he's got to kill for every thrill The best he can Everywhere around me I see jealousy and mayhem Because no men have all their peace of mind To carry them Well I dont really care If it's wrong or if it's right But until my ship comes in I'll live night by night When the joker tried to tell me I could cut it in this rube town When he tried to hang that sign on me I said take it down When the dawn patrol got to tell you twice They're gonna do it with a shotgun Yes, Im cashing in this ten-cent life For another one Well I ain't got the heart To lose another fight So until my ship comes in I'll live night by night Well I don't really care If it's wrong or if it's right But until my ship comes in I'll live night by night Night By Night - Steely Dan 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrSpkr: Stenographers? Did I hear someone call for Stenographers? Steve The last refuge of the overpaid, homeless lawyer. Seeking comfort in the arms of paid professionals... Pretty much explains the Republican Party. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Originally posted by Seanachai: I mean, how many failed marriages/relationships have we been witness to here? Oh please, one, ONE little spousal disembarkation does not a serial offender make. I guess there was that other chick though but she was married anyway so that doesn't count and on the bright side Joe enjoyed the photos I sent him so it wasn't a total loss after all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Originally posted by Stuka: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: You're getting old. Dammit you're right! And to prove it, I have my annual birthing ceremony tomorrow. There will be a christening of my new BBQ (a gift from the lovely lady Stuka, right NGCavscout?)on the balcony of our apartment starting around 7pm and I'd like you to attend Seanachai. There will be booze, steak and sausages but no pork (guess that counts Peng out) as this is the middle east of course, followed by Irish bog dancing down on the pool floor and a good old 'Aussie see how far you can throw your beer bottle from the roof' competition up on the 29th floor. Oh and its BYO pointy hat... </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Originally posted by Seanachai: And you're still with a woman? There is no shame. Nor limit to the generousity of women. Steve 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Originally posted by MrSpkr: Don't you owe me a turn or somefink? Steve Sigh. Fecking Texans. I owe, I owe, so off to play I go... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Originally posted by Seanachai: I'll be there, with bells on. Right then! I've got you on an 11.05am Flight out of StPaul on Lufthansa #9097 (its 1st class I hope thats OK), connecting at O'Hare Intl with Lufthansa #431 arriving Frankfurt 6.20am. You get 9 hours in Frankfurt so try not to get yourself arrested 'cruising' the reeperbahn area, then its a Qatar Airways flight 2434 departing 3.30pm arriving Doha Intl 10.35pm. That should get you into a cab and at my place by about 11.15pm which means you'll catch the end of the bog dancing but be in plenty of time for the bottle throwing. Don't worry about a visa, you can get one on arrival and just ask the cabbie for 'Beverly Hills Tower' in West Bay, they'll all know where that is. You can't bring booze in so I'll have to let you drink mine you cheap bastard. So thats it then, all sorted, see you tomorrow night! PS. there is a chance the check-in chick might want $10768 off you before boarding.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Originally posted by Stuka: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: I'll be there, with bells on. Right then! I've got you on an 11.05am Flight out of StPaul on Lufthansa #9097 (its 1st class I hope thats OK), connecting at O'Hare Intl with Lufthansa #431 arriving Frankfurt 6.20am. You get 9 hours in Frankfurt so try not to get yourself arrested 'cruising' the reeperbahn area, then its a Qatar Airways flight 2434 departing 3.30pm arriving Doha Intl 10.35pm. That should get you into a cab and at my place by about 11.15pm which means you'll catch the end of the bog dancing but be in plenty of time for the bottle throwing. Don't worry about a visa, you can get one on arrival and just ask the cabbie for 'Beverly Hills Tower' in West Bay, they'll all know where that is. You can't bring booze in so I'll have to let you drink mine you cheap bastard. So thats it then, all sorted, see you tomorrow night! PS. there is a chance the check-in chick might want $10768 off you before boarding.... </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Hah! All I have to do is say that I know their cousin Mohammed and I'm off scot free! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Originally posted by Seanachai: When they come through the door, lie on the floor and curl into the fetal position. Do your utmost to cover your head and genitals. You're going to suffer some kidney damage, because there's simply no way to protect them without leaving other things open, but you've got two kidneys. My understanding is, the Arabs lose interest quickly if they can't get a good kick in on the face or genitals. Sounds like the typical Saturday night at the pubs up at Shepparton, but without the Arabs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 How many times have any of you lot had a capering Gnome in your home? In your back yard? In your liquor cabinet? His pork loin in your fridge, his hands in your humidor? Your feeble degradations pale in comparison to mine. In short: 1) Chili peppers burn my gut. 2) I made-for-TV hate Seanachai. 3) In the Time of Mean, Barkie McFerrousButt's nanoSpleens heave forth their ElectroBile and busy themselves cross-circuiting to B in order to stave off the inundation of Gnomish Neutrinos. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Oh stop whining dalem, you're invited too, just get on the same flight as Seanachai, he appears to be picking up the tab on this one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Originally posted by dalem: His pork loin in your fridge, his hands in your humidor?Not in this household he's not (not that there's anything wrong with it as long as all parties are consenting)! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 19, 2007 Author Share Posted July 19, 2007 Originally posted by Seanachai: Ah, the jolly singsong. Is any other bugger so responsible for knowing you lot? Its a beggars life, said the Queen of Spain But dont tell it to a poor man 'Cause he's got to kill for every thrill The best he can Everywhere around me I see jealousy and mayhem Because no men have all their peace of mind To carry them Well I dont really care If it's wrong or if it's right But until my ship comes in I'll live night by night When the joker tried to tell me I could cut it in this rube town When he tried to hang that sign on me I said take it down When the dawn patrol got to tell you twice They're gonna do it with a shotgun Yes, Im cashing in this ten-cent life For another one Well I ain't got the heart To lose another fight So until my ship comes in I'll live night by night Well I don't really care If it's wrong or if it's right But until my ship comes in I'll live night by night Night By Night - Steely Dan I couldn't agree more... The surf was easy on the day I came to stay On this quiet island in the bay I remember a line of women all in white The laughter and the steel bands at night Now the Americans are gone exept for two The embassy's been hard to reach There's been talk and lately a bit of action after dark Behind the big casino on the beach The rules are changed It's not the same It's all new players in a whole new ball game Last night I dreamed of an old lover dressed in gray I've had this fever now since yesterday Wake up darling, they're knocking; the Colonel's standing in the sun With his stupid face, the glasses and a gun I know what happens I read the book I believe I just got the goodbye look Won't you pour me a Cuban breeze, Gretchen I know a fellow with a motor launch for hire A skinny man with two-tone shoes Cause tonight they're arranging a small reception just for me Behind the big casino by the sea I know what happens I read the book I believe I just got the goodbye look D. Fagan 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirReal Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by SirReal: The Gods of CM:SF has bestowed upon me the greatest of all gifts. Y'all go suck grenades, 'cause you ain't getting any! Yes, yes, we've all had to avert our eyes at your self-absorbed little gandy-dance on the Forum. Will you continue to actually post photos and insist that we look at the contents of the plastic cup in the future, or will we be able to mercifully draw a veil over the annoying images that your posts insist we look at? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Originally posted by Stuka: PS. there is a chance the check-in chick might want $10768 off you before boarding.... Take care Stuka, I can get him there for $2369 round trip. On Turkish Airlines. And about a 27 hour flight each way. Hell for the Gnome, Hell for you, Great Fun for all of us. Mwuahahahaha... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bunyip Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Bunyip: Wit is overrated. And out of reach in your case </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Stuka: PS. there is a chance the check-in chick might want $10768 off you before boarding.... Take care Stuka, I can get him there for $2369 round trip. On Turkish Airlines. And about a 27 hour flight each way. Hell for the Gnome, Hell for you, Great Fun for all of us. Mwuahahahaha... </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 19, 2007 Author Share Posted July 19, 2007 Originally posted by Stuka: I have my annual birthing ceremony tomorrow. If any of the "ceremony" involves pushing you head first through a small hole, color me there. Happy Natal-Day, you capering caboose-sniffer. My birthday gift to you is that I will continue to pound you silly in our little pas-de-deux. Am I a swell guy, or what? Oh, and Seanachai? Every time you use the term "gandy-dancer" you owe me a dollar. Just because. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rune Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Hey Sir Real , Care to play a game of CMSF tcp/ip? Muah ha ha ha haaaaaaa Rune 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Originally posted by rune: Hey Sir Real , Care to play a game of CMSF tcp/ip? Muah ha ha ha haaaaaaa Rune Right then rune, that's it ... you're off the Christmas list. Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirReal Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Originally posted by rune: Hey Sir Real , Care to play a game of CMSF tcp/ip? Muah ha ha ha haaaaaaa Rune You disgusting sheepsniffer! You're perfectly aware that 1.01 isn't compatible with 1.00! May all toiletcrawlers worldwide find their way up your nether regions come your next bowel movement! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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