Leeo Posted July 15, 2007 Share Posted July 15, 2007 Tomorrow I am away, sprinting along asphalt avenues in my Persian-trust devouring Lincoln to transform freeway into miles beneath my wheels. Idaho! Beware my demands for greenery and beauty aplenty. Utah! Acquiesce to my proclamations of moral repugnance. Colorado! Free thy highways and mountain passes to the thrumming motion of my Continental. Wyoming! Drink my pee with warm acceptance as I race home. The rest of you can just feck right off. For two weeks, anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted July 15, 2007 Share Posted July 15, 2007 Originally posted by Leeo: Colorado! Free thy highways and mountain passes to the thrumming motion of my Continental.Do not break down. Keep going. We do not want you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 Originally posted by Leeo: Tomorrow I am away, sprinting along asphalt avenues in my Persian-trust devouring Lincoln to transform freeway into miles beneath my wheels. Idaho! Beware my demands for greenery and beauty aplenty. Utah! Acquiesce to my proclamations of moral repugnance. Colorado! Free thy highways and mountain passes to the thrumming motion of my Continental. Wyoming! Drink my pee with warm acceptance as I race home. The rest of you can just feck right off. For two weeks, anyway. Hmmm,for a brief moment I thought I was off the hook since I'll be gone from Utah Monday through Wednesday ... unfortunately I'll be in Colorado so I may still be in peril. Joe [ July 15, 2007, 08:28 PM: Message edited by: Joe Shaw ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 This double post intentionally left blank. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 If only all your posts were left blank. Ahhh, the serenity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 16, 2007 Author Share Posted July 16, 2007 Originally posted by dalem: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: "Lo! I have seen the Sky and my Laser Horn aches to pierce the bowl of Night!" Yeah, well... we all feel that way sometimes. p.s. You owe me a turn, you twittering twit. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 Originally posted by Stuka: If only all your posts were left blank. Ahhh, the serenity. <big><big>SERENITY NOW!</big></big> Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 Ohm...Ohm...Ohm... Nope, didn't work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 Originally posted by Lars: Ohm...Ohm...Ohm... Nope, didn't work. That's because you have too much resistance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 Yesterday I paddled on the Minnesota River. It was wonderful. I was slightly put off, however, that Boo was not waiting at the take-out with a large, cooling glass of beer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 16, 2007 Author Share Posted July 16, 2007 Originally posted by Seanachai: Yesterday I paddled on the Minnesota River. It was wonderful. I was slightly put off, however, that Boo was not waiting at the take-out with a large, cooling glass of beer. That's because you didn't specify which take-out. I was at "Jake's Take-Out" on E. Waterloo Rd. for a good couple of hours. Had me some nice cold ones and then I walked across the street to "Willie's Ribs" and chowed down over there. Went back to the car, finished off the six pack, saw you STILL hadn't come by, so I figured, "Feck it, I'm going home", which is what I did. You never said anything about kayaking or Minnesota River. You just said, "Meet me at the take-out with a large. cooling glass of beer.", so I went to the closest take-out in the neighborhood. Oh sure, I guess I could have gone to the Tandouri take-out, over on Wilbeth Rd, but think they're closed for remodeling. So don't blame me for your lack of specificity! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 Originally posted by Seanachai: Yesterday I paddled on the Minnesota River. It was wonderful. I was slightly put off, however, that Boo was not waiting at the take-out with a large, cooling glass of beer. Bugger, and I laid the mines on the Crow. Please send a corrected iteniary next time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 Originally posted by Lars: Bugger, and I laid the mines on the Crow. Please send a corrected iteniary next time. Dolt! Mine them all! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 16, 2007 Author Share Posted July 16, 2007 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: Yesterday I paddled on the Minnesota River. It was wonderful. I was slightly put off, however, that Boo was not waiting at the take-out with a large, cooling glass of beer. Bugger, and I laid the mines on the Crow. Please send a corrected iteniary next time. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 It's the same thing as an itinerary but drunk and pointy hatted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 Or what happens when you post on the first cup of coffee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 Well, I guess it was only a matter of time. Ladies and Loathsome Creatures, I send you to this link, to witness the Woodsy Glory: <a href="http://www.rei.com/online/store/ProductDisplay?productId=48143450&storeId=8000&catalogId=40000008000&color=BLUE&img=/media/e/1139363.jpg&view=large" target="_blank"> Welcome To the Jungle</a> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 GODAMMIT, BOO! I KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE! YOU'RE PRETENDING TO BE OFF-LINE IN MESSENGER, AREN'T YOU?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 Originally posted by Leeo: Tomorrow I am away, sprinting along asphalt avenues in my Persian-trust devouring Lincoln to transform freeway into miles beneath my wheels. Idaho! Beware my demands for greenery and beauty aplenty. Utah! Acquiesce to my proclamations of moral repugnance. Colorado! Free thy highways and mountain passes to the thrumming motion of my Continental. Wyoming! Drink my pee with warm acceptance as I race home. What is wrong with Leeo. Why is he pissing on the heads of many States? I mean, where could he be headed? Has he been deported? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 I was just flipping channels on my television set, and I'm extremely confused. For some reason, Victoria Beckham seems to be living here in America. Have the Brits regained the right to use this country as a penal colony? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 Originally posted by Boo Radley: That's because you didn't specify which take-out. So don't blame me for your lack of specificity! Lies, trickery and deceit. Is that what it's come down to? I demand that Boo undertake a Quest as Penance. Justicar! Shuffle your aged and decrepit self to the fore, and bring the full weight of your feeble wits to bear upon this matter of import. I DEMAND PENANCE OF BOO RADLEY, WHO HAS MIGHTILY DISPLEASED MY MIGHTY SELF! Nothing major, perhaps a 1,000 point set-up, nothing in the fecking desert on some sandy pool table, and the tip of the pinky finger from his off hand (from the first knuckle on). Oh, and Boo, send it with dry-ice in the package. It's summertime, and the mailman freaks out if the package smells of rotting flesh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 Where is everyone? Are you people having a pig roast without me?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 I just had a Seanachai overload, I need to lie down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 Originally posted by Seanachai: Where is everyone? Are you people having a pig roast without me?! Nope, still here and unburned... Develop any webbing on your feet? Or do your curly toed red shoes protect you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 Originally posted by Mace: **looks over at bunyip** Imagine missing out on being a part of Gawd's own country just because they were born in the wrong place! Poor little pommie buggers. It'd almost bring a tear to my eye, except I really don't give a feck. **shrug**He is the current Eldest Australian for a reason. Mace, I'm currently carrying a grudge. Work out on the Limeys for a while. The gods know you Aussie buggers have better reason than most... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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