Berlichtingen Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 Originally posted by Seanachai: Here, old man, I can't help but notice, as I'm cruising through this huge Amazon.com music sale that there are several J-Lo CDs of music available. Be a damn shame if some of those came your way, wouldn't it? You know, full well, I'd cut your yarbles off and stuff the tiny things down your throat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 Originally posted by Battlefront.com: Anybody that says anything to the contrary should have several, small, furry creatures shoved down their trousers. Oh, and groov'n with a pick too. That's groovin' with a Pict Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlefront.com Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 Frightening how many of us know as much about obscure Pink Floyd lyrics (including proper spelling) as we do other useful things, like installing LINUX on a dead bagger, the proper watercraft to buy for particular ethnicities, various unspeakable sex acts with inanimate objects, etc. As a long defender of the MBT I still wonder if perhaps, just perhaps, I made a mistake by not listening to the thousands of cries of other Forum Members to shut this abomination down. Then I remember that irritating said Members is a form of retribution for all the discussions about how far someone can run with a MG42, why we should have decapitated bodies all over the map, what the real thickness is of the 2cm square section of the Tiger's mantlet near the left corner, and the like. Revenge can be sweet, even if it is rather stinky too. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Dorosh Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 Originally posted by Battlefront.com: Frightening how many of us know as much about obscure Pink Floyd lyrics (including proper spelling) as we do other useful things, like installing LINUX on a dead bagger, the proper watercraft to buy for particular ethnicities, various unspeakable sex acts with inanimate objects, etc. As a long defender of the MBT I still wonder if perhaps, just perhaps, I made a mistake by not listening to the thousands of cries of other Forum Members to shut this abomination down. Then I remember that irritating said Members is a form of retribution for all the discussions about how far someone can run with a MG42, why we should have decapitated bodies all over the map, what the real thickness is of the 2cm square section of the Tiger's mantlet near the left corner, and the like. Revenge can be sweet, even if it is rather stinky too. Steve How ironic, then, that we label your brief forays onto your own forum as you "coming up for a breath of fresh air." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lars: Aren't God Emperors usually put in a nice big tomb in the desert, forgotten about for 3,000 to 4,000 years, only to be put on display later so snot-nosed kids can rub up against the glass and make rude comments about shrunken genitalia? I for one fully support Emrys' God Emperor status. I completely agree Lars. In fact, I put to the the Olde Ones that we should acknowledge Emrys status and give him his very own, MBT, title... God Emperor of Shrunken Genitalia </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 Originally posted by Battlefront.com: Revenge can be sweet, even if it is rather stinky too.Stinky revenge is our specialty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 You know I bet Joe has the exclusive rights of the big announcement Moon was talking. The sooner the podcast is up with BFC.com the faster the puzzle madness will end, making for some fresh other madness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 Originally posted by Battlefront.com: Frightening how many of us know as much about obscure Pink Floyd lyrics (including proper spelling) as we do other useful things, like installing LINUX on a dead bagger, the proper watercraft to buy for particular ethnicities, various unspeakable sex acts with inanimate objects, etc. As a long defender of the MBT I still wonder if perhaps, just perhaps, I made a mistake by not listening to the thousands of cries of other Forum Members to shut this abomination down. Then I remember that irritating said Members is a form of retribution for all the discussions about how far someone can run with a MG42, why we should have decapitated bodies all over the map, what the real thickness is of the 2cm square section of the Tiger's mantlet near the left corner, and the like. Revenge can be sweet, even if it is rather stinky too. I was seriously disappointed to see no mention of the venerable Bren Tripod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlefront.com Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 That Which Shall Never Be Mentioned was not left out of my post by accident. Some things just should never be mentioned in any context. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoat Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 Originally posted by Battlefront.com: That Which Shall Never Be Mentioned was not left out of my post by accident. Some things just should never be mentioned in any context. Steve I was playing some CMAK earlier, and noticed something. Why doesn't the JagdPz IV/70 have four reinforced steel road wheels at the front on either side as opposed to the rubber coated ones on the earlier models? I demand a patch! *waits for reaction behind sofa* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 Originally posted by stoat: *waits for reaction behind sofa* Let's leave him there. He can't post from behind the sofa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 But he'll piddle. Better think about this first, Berli. How about we push the sofa back a bit? Say, through the wall? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 Originally posted by Lars: But he'll piddle.Its his house, why should I care? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 Right. Let him do his business, THEN push the couch through the wall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 Dear who’s gone and had a Peng on MY table ! None of you fracking idjits could find ya way out of a phone booth could ya? ...sigh ... Look… wouldn’t it be BETTER if we piddled on the weasel & then pushed HIM through the wall? I mean, why damage a good couch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 It's his couch. What on earth leads you to believe it's any good? For crying out loud, HE'S BEEN SITTING ON IT! And you think it's still good??? Talking to you is like explaining quantum physics to a border collie. Same vacant smile, same complete lack of comprehension. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 Originally posted by Boo Radley: It's his couch. What on earth leads you to believe it's any good? For crying out loud, HE'S BEEN SITTING ON IT! And you think it's still good???Look his couch would Shirley be better than the Pools current communal couch? *Sir 37mm points at a half rotten, chewed up log… Abbott, unfortunately, is sitting on it* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: I completely agree Lars. In fact, I put to the the Olde Ones that we should acknowledge Emrys status and give him his very own, MBT, title... God Emperor of Shrunken Genitalia I can see Berli in a few more years (possibly even a few more weeks): A dirty old raincoat with its collar turned up, a dirty ragged hat with its brim pulled down, walking up to every stranger in "a certain part of town", whispering in hoarse, raspy voice, "Say, buddy, you know where I could score some Viagra™?" Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted July 27, 2006 Author Share Posted July 27, 2006 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: I can see Berli in a few more years (possibly even a few more weeks): A dirty old raincoat with its collar turned up, a dirty ragged hat with its brim pulled down... Michael Sun streaking cold — an old man wandering lonely. Taking time the only way he knows. Leg hurting bad, as he bends to pick a dog-end — he goes down to the bog and warms his feet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted July 27, 2006 Author Share Posted July 27, 2006 Originally posted by Battlefront.com: Frightening how many of us know as much about obscure Pink Floyd lyrics (including proper spelling) as we do other useful things, like installing LINUX on a dead badger, the proper watercraft to buy for particular ethnicities, various unspeakable sex acts with inanimate objects, etc. Greatest collection of Unspeakable Experts and Experts on the Unspeakable on the entire Forum right here, Squire! Finest Thread in the whole 'Verse! Originally posted by Battlefront.com: As a long defender of the MBT I still wonder if perhaps, just perhaps, I made a mistake by not listening to the thousands of cries of other Forum Members to shut this abomination down. But you rose above your doubts and feelings of inadequacy, and did the Right Thing. And we are all very proud of you. Someone fetch the New Bruce a beer! Originally posted by Battlefront.com: Then I remember that irritating said Members is a form of retribution...And I'd like to think that, as a means of retribution, we have admirably fulfilled our function. Well, not all the new guys. Some of them are idiots. Originally posted by Battlefront.com: ...for all the discussions about how far someone can run with a MG42, why we should have decapitated bodies all over the map, what the real thickness is of the 2cm square section of the Tiger's mantlet near the left corner, and the like. Steve Oh, man. Now I'm nostalgic. That stupid Wehrmacht wannabe with his stubborn, brain-damaged, endless pissing on about the German Uber-soldier's ability to run with a heavy machine-gun... First time I simply threw my hands up in the air and started shouting at someone in a post on the Forum. And the waterheads who would post their endless, whining, 'drool collecting at the corners of their mouth' demands for ever greater levels of gore, with every dead body lovingly etched into the landscape with WP or depicted as a 'blood and internal organ Rorschach'? I still can't choose which ones were more laughable: The ones who wouldn't admit that they were touching themselves at the thought of more blood, or the ones who earnestly explained that 'heightened levels of gore would add a level of realism and understanding of war's horror' to the playing experience. Ah, I never missed a chance to go in to any of those discussions and piss on the whole lot of them from a considerable height. Good times, good times... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted July 27, 2006 Author Share Posted July 27, 2006 Originally posted by Battlefront.com: [Of course I have. I've been listening to it at the rate of roughly 20 seconds each day. It's all I can get through... Steve Than thou shalt be saved. It is not necessary that you understand, or even enjoy me. So long as you immerse yourself in the Essence of Seanachai, you will be taken up and elevated when the Rupture occurs, and all Mankind is severed from the Things of This World. On that day, your M29 Weasel will chug forward and crash into a tree, suddenly un-manned as you are born up during the Rupture, which moment of the Apocalypso shall separate the goats from the sheep, raising the former up to a Spiritual Pinnacle from which they can have a good, long, satisfying piss down onto everyone else, and turning the latter into a tasty, yogurt sauce covered snack on pita bread. See ya' there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted July 27, 2006 Author Share Posted July 27, 2006 By the way, a quick two points: Hey, BFC Steve (yeah, yeah, I know your bloody last name, but I don't choose to use it in front of some of our more Juniour Members, as it will overly excite them and give them ideas above their station; I think I am right in mentioning stoat in this category...), do you watch Firefly/Serenity? I like to keep up with the achievements/failings of beings who become Personages in my existence. Also, am I the only one who has noticed that the BFC guys only ever show up here when some serious milestone of work has been passed, and they're drunk and/or fecked up, and want to wander around the Forum with their pants unzipped, relaxing? I figure if Moon were to stagger through here half in the bag, we're probably close to some sort of announcement. Charles oughta fall by more often. We really dig Charles too, you know. Of course, if he were posting here, we'd know the game is about done. Kwazydog doesn't come by, though, because he hates us. We make work. Although we've been really good for a long time, lately... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted July 27, 2006 Author Share Posted July 27, 2006 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: Here, old man, I can't help but notice, as I'm cruising through this huge Amazon.com music sale that there are several J-Lo CDs of music available. Be a damn shame if some of those came your way, wouldn't it? You know, full well, I'd cut your yarbles off and stuff the tiny things down your throat </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted July 27, 2006 Author Share Posted July 27, 2006 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: That's groovin' with a Pict "Ye'll tak' the High Road and I'll tak' yer wallett!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 Originally posted by Seanachai: So long as you immerse yourself in the Essence of Seanachai...Ewwwwwwwwwwww! ...which moment of the Apocalypso shall separate the goats from the sheep...But will it separate Mace from the sheep? I think that's the question we ought to concern ourselves with. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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