Yeknodathon Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 He doesn't swallow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortlund Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 I wish!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 Reading this thread while drinking your first cup of coffee is sure tough on a guy. Good luck with that day off Joe , try not to sleep all the way through it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortlund Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 LMFAO How the hell did that happen *in tears* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Necked Dollar Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 I’m happier then a pig in ****! One of me boys calls me up on the phone hehe hehe he gots one of them cell phones that don’t need a wire. And he says Pops come to my job the Super said I can have all the lumber they are not gonna be using no more. Well I loaded some ropes and straps (calm down Mace ) into my pick em truck and I raced there spinning tires and throwin gravel. That dirt road kicked up a dust plume like a M1 headed for Damncus or sumthin. Anyway I don’t have time to tell you about the beer in the ice chest or loadin two pick em up trucks and a trailer with lumber but I tell ya’ what I gots me a stack of lumber on the side of me garage all stacked as neat as two country girls in a pile of hay. it is all 16 foot long and my boy (he can read a tape measure hehe hehe) said it is 4 foot wide and 5 feet tall and 24 feet long plus I gots 37 sheets of siding and about 40 sheets of plywood! Shucks I’m so happy I can now add a new room to my old house for near nuthin! That’el keep the misses haulin’ bear and beens to the front porch for another few years. I like to eats and drink out thar while I play Combat Mission just pull the tarp off the computalator and fire that sunabitch up. My misses feeds me beer and beans and dint mind atoll if I shoot and toot on the front porch all night long! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 And lest anyone think that the old Justicar has given over his duties in toto (not personally into DOGS in that way mind you, Dorothy herself another matter, still it's the phrase so what can you do) ... Lad ... without an email and a general location in your profile you'll see naught but the back of our hand, if you're THAT lucky, and that completely disregards the ATROCIOUS post. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortlund Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 Wtf, that was a first post? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 Originally posted by Leutnant Hortlund: Wtf, that was a first post? Extraordinary wasn't it ... sets the bar for piss poor posts in my view. Joe p.s. He DID amend his profile ... now we can ignore him solely on the basis of his lack of ability. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortlund Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 Seriously. His first words ever on these forums were "Im happier than a pig in ****". Thats GOT to account for something. We need to start some form of Darwin award for SSNs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 Originally posted by Leutnant Hortlund: Seriously. His first words ever on these forums were "Im happier than a pig in ****". Thats GOT to account for something. We need to start some form of Darwin award for SSNs I agree ... perhaps something in a nice 9mm package? Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Necked Dollar Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: p.s. He DID amend his profile ... now we can ignore him solely on the basis of his lack of ability. Whooo! You gots one of tem 9mm pisstols? Them is high dollar. I gots an ole’ Sears and Roebuck 12ga break open. One hammer still works so you gots to be a bit better shot hehe hehe. I likes it. It is kind of heavy buts it looks better now that I rubbed some 30 weight Pennzoil on the stock. I don’t use it but for squirrels and such so your welcomes to borrow it if ya wont. But you have to bring your own shell and shot cause until I sell this Ford out thar under the tree I am down to using my kids marbles for shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 Originally posted by Red Necked Dollar: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: p.s. He DID amend his profile ... now we can ignore him solely on the basis of his lack of ability. Whooo! You gots one of tem 9mm pisstols? Them is high dollar. I gots an ole’ Sears and Roebuck 12ga break open. One hammer still works so you gots to be a bit better shot hehe hehe. I likes it. It is kind of heavy buts it looks better now that I rubbed some 30 weight Pennzoil on the stock. I don’t use it but for squirrels and such so your welcomes to borrow it if ya wont. But you have to bring your own shell and shot cause until I sell this Ford out thar under the tree I am down to using my kids marbles for shot. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortlund Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 Hes got to be a sockpuppet. No one in their right mind would jump into the Cess for their first p....oohh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Back from Texas ... then OFF to Texas again tomorrow ... {sigh} That's Spooktacular! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: During the month of October, I think any advertiser who uses the term 'Spooktacular' should be repeatedly sodomized with a plastic fork. I believe a spork would prove more rectifying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 Wouldn't that be "rectumfying", Leeo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortlund Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 Shaw I demand to be added to the list of Knights on the webpage. It is my right dammit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 Originally posted by Leutnant Hortlund: Shaw I demand to be added to the list of Knights on the webpage. It is my right dammit. Then perhaps you could have mentioned it when I first posted notice of the page here. At that time I stated that any errors or omissions were likely the result of said error or omission not being present in the last few incarnations of the MBT and that I couldn't be bothered researching into the depths of time to find who was and was not this or that. FURTHER I'd point out that I haven't a photo of you ... I COULD just use the moosehead of course, but I'd hate to defame the poor creature further by attaching your name to his photo. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortlund Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 ok ok ok, picture coming up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortlund Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 This is during the traditional Swedish midsummer-night celebration a couple of months ago. You may use it to scare children with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Back from Texas ... then OFF to Texas again tomorrow ... {sigh} And I missed a flameout by Peng and an appearance by the holy of holy's in the form of Madmatt and Steve ... damn work. NG Cavscout, apropos of nothing at all, during the first Gulf War a Warthog wife discovered that a certain brand of mouthwash was EXACTLY the same color as a certain brand of booze. The squadron was, thereafter, the wonder of the Saudi postal inspectors due to their apparent obsession with oral hygiene ... I'm just saying ... Boo ... SPECTACULARLY average work lad. Joe I thought I felt a disturbance in the Force. What, are you and Ethan on a road show or somefink? He's in Arlington this week. We are planning to gather and drink beer, eat pretzels, play old wargames like Victory in the Pacific, and generally talk about what miserable bastards the rest of you are. You know, the usual. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Necked Dollar Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 Originally posted by Leutnant Hortlund: This is during the traditional Swedish midsummer-night celebration a couple of months ago. You may use it to scare children with. Hey Homie, the resemblance is uncanny! You must be kin. Are you one of those Swedes from up at Meatball crick? We call all our kinfolk up that way, especially the ugly ones, Meatballs. Hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 15, 2005 Author Share Posted October 15, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Boo ... SPECTACULARLY average work lad. Joe I know. I didn't want to set the bar too high for when you eventually returned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 15, 2005 Author Share Posted October 15, 2005 Originally posted by Leutnant Hortlund: This is during the traditional Swedish midsummer-night celebration a couple of months ago. You may use it to scare children with. BWAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!1111ONEONEONE!!! (Makes sign of the Cross with two outstretched index fingers) Back! Back vile, ugly spawn of two very unclean things! Remove yourself from my sight, blasted parody of human flesh!! (Imagined dialog:) Boo: "Hey Hortland, how much do you charge to haunt a house?" Hortland: "How many rooms?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 Originally posted by Red Necked Dollar: [QB]... snipped the whole fecking lot...I don't know what this is but I hope it stops soon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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