Guest konrad Posted January 27, 2007 Share Posted January 27, 2007 Shiva , the creator and destroyer, is smiling. I'm very happy for Queen and her lover. k if the nights will be too stormy I will be in my Castle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted January 27, 2007 Share Posted January 27, 2007 Originally posted by flammenwerfer: Not sure how this came up, but there is nothing compulsive or vacuous about your posts, and your ego is safe with me. You know why I get to wear this, Flamingworthless? * Sir 37mm points down at his fluorescent lime-green “You don't have to be crazy to post here... but it helps” T-shirt * It's because I've earned the roight sonny... through fire, trials, tribulations & thread closings... I've even, once long ago, made Seanachai giggle. Do you know how hard that is? Well yeah, it does kinda help if he'd been plied with a litre of meths... but that's not the point. The point is you're going to have to work much harder to please EVEN ME... never mind an Olde One! And at the moment you only make me feel queasy... like I've just eaten something undercooked or listened to some Australian musicians. Personally I feel serfs should be trained by their lords to Morris Dance or sumfink... that'd be sure to bring a smile Dance, gibber & gape young flamingworthless... act like the pitiful jester you can only hope to be! Here's a hat with some bells on it, now hop to it (literally)! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patch Posted January 27, 2007 Share Posted January 27, 2007 The blessing of the Garden Gnome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 27, 2007 Share Posted January 27, 2007 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: Here's a hat with some bells on it, now hop to it (literally)! But now what will you wear? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted January 27, 2007 Share Posted January 27, 2007 Originally posted by Boo Radley: But now what will you wear? Err the T-shirt? Perhaps I should speak slower for your benefit Boo ... funny accent & all, eh what! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted January 27, 2007 Share Posted January 27, 2007 Originally posted by Patch: The blessing of the Garden Gnome. If this isn't the greatest & most disturbing Cesspool image ever produced then i'll eat my hat... which I'm not wearing... oh buggar it, I'll eat some other clothing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bauhaus Posted January 27, 2007 Share Posted January 27, 2007 Originally posted by Patch: The blessing of the Garden Gnome. This is just one of the sickest Ménage à trois photos I've ever seen.........not that I make it a habit of looking at such smut.I cannot believe the MBT has resorted to posting gnome porn. Keep up the good work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bauhaus Posted January 27, 2007 Share Posted January 27, 2007 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: ......oh buggar it, I'll eat some other clothing Knowing you, it'll probably be your underwear you eat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted January 27, 2007 Share Posted January 27, 2007 Originally posted by Patch: The blessing of the Garden Gnome. Is Seanachai the product of Queenie's and Mensche's love? 'Cause that's what the picture is conveying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted January 27, 2007 Share Posted January 27, 2007 Originally posted by bauhaus: Knowing you, it'll probably be your underwear you eat. We call that over here an 'open goal'... you somehow contrived to miss it, but nonetheless it's all about the effort I suppose & you at least noticed it existed... so here's a cookie, go munch. PS Is the Belgian really that naive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flammenwerfer Posted January 27, 2007 Share Posted January 27, 2007 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: Dance, gibber & gape young flamingworthless... act like the pitiful jester you can only hope to be! Here's a hat with some bells on it, now hop to it (literally)! Ms. 37mm You have the understanding and imagination of a hissing insect...Now scurry off into the darkness and wait for the end. Please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted January 27, 2007 Share Posted January 27, 2007 Originally posted by flammenwerfer: Ms. 37mm You have the understanding and imagination of a hissing insect...Now scurry off into the darkness and wait for the end. Please. Dear buggar my Peng with a pole! Is THAT IT? I wash my hands of this one, the crowd may do with it as it pleases... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flammenwerfer Posted January 27, 2007 Share Posted January 27, 2007 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by flammenwerfer: Ms. 37mm You have the understanding and imagination of a hissing insect...Now scurry off into the darkness and wait for the end. Please. Dear buggar my Peng with a pole! Is THAT IT? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted January 27, 2007 Share Posted January 27, 2007 Originally posted by flammenwerfer: Thief!! That's the same mindless retort Dorosh used a few pages back. Show some imagination in your post before you run off, you coward. I doubt I could every be as mindless as Groggy Dorosh... accidental or otherwise... perhaps if I had lessons from Stuka & a few dedicated years of drinkin... sigh... no, not even then. Dorosh is gone, if indeed he was ever 'here'... a shadowy kilted vegetable obsessed merely with Elite Canadians, bren tripods & his latest dating tips.... yuck Your sly, underhanded, cowardly poke has, however, earned you a temporary reprieve from my ignorance... I still expect you to dance though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 27, 2007 Share Posted January 27, 2007 Time for a sing song you dim-witted huddled masses! "Leeeeeo's men all run away Doo-Dah! Doo-Dah! The German army will have it's day Oh, De Doo-Dah Day! Gwan to fight all night, Gwan to fight all day. Bet my Deutschmarks on a Tiger I, Leeeeeo better learn how to pray!" Second verse! "The German armor goes BOOM! BOOM! Doo-Dah! Doo-Dah! Sounds like it spells Leeeeo's doom. Oh, De Doo-Dah Day! Gwan to stomp him bad! Gwan to stomp him right! Leeeo's buildings all fall down, He needs to learn how to fight..." Man... aint that a catchy tume? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted January 27, 2007 Share Posted January 27, 2007 Belated congradulations to Her Majesty and the Royal Consort! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted January 27, 2007 Share Posted January 27, 2007 Originally posted by Boo Radley: Time for a sing song you dim-witted huddled masses! "Leeeeeo's men all run away Doo-Dah! Doo-Dah! The German army will have it's day Oh, De Doo-Dah Day! Gwan to fight all night, Gwan to fight all day. Bet my Deutschmarks on a Tiger I, Leeeeeo better learn how to pray!" Second verse! "The German armor goes BOOM! BOOM! Doo-Dah! Doo-Dah! Sounds like it spells Leeeeo's doom. Oh, De Doo-Dah Day! Gwan to stomp him bad! Gwan to stomp him right! Leeeo's buildings all fall down, He needs to learn how to fight..." Man... aint that a catchy tume? Sounds more interesting than our battle... We played on a map built by Boo, It was stupidly divided in two, I stayed on my half, And he stayed on his half, And together we wondered, why bother? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: Sounds more interesting than our battle... We played on a map built by Boo, It was stupidly divided in two, I stayed on my half, And he stayed on his half, And together we wondered, why bother? That doesn't even rhyme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Sir 37mm: We played on a map built by Boo, It was stupidly divided in two, I stayed on my half, And he stayed on his half, And together we wondered, why bother? That doesn't even rhyme. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 Boo was afraid to enter the city. Boo could do nothing but stroke his kitty. Boo feared death in the narrow streets. Boo kept his panzers away, shiny and neat. Boo didn't want his troops to die. Boo as a general, proved quite shy. Boo better learn, to die not to fear. Boo is afraid to bring armor near. Boo, Boo, Boo. Who? Boo is unsure of what he's to do. Put that in yer poem pipe and smoke it! Critique that fine bit of doggerel, you mangey bastiges. Or sumfink. (This post brought to you by the stoned lyrian. And the letter "why?") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 OK, <big>ROLL CALL Where the heck are the following: </font>Lorak chrisl Croda Geier Goanna Herr Oberst Iskander jdmorse jshandorf MarkIV Moriarty Nijis Panzerleader Pawbroon Pondscum Speedbump</font> I've not seen hide nor hair of these folks on the BFC discussion boards for quite some time. There are others as well. Where are you bastiges hiding. FESS UP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 Originally posted by Leeo: OK, <big>ROLL CALL Where the heck are the following: </font>Lorak chrisl Croda Geier Goanna Herr Oberst Iskander jdmorse jshandorf MarkIV Moriarty Nijis Panzerleader Pawbroon Pondscum Speedbump</font> I've not seen hide nor hair of these folks on the BFC discussion boards for quite some time. There are others as well. Where are you bastiges hiding. FESS UP! I got JDMorse posting again a year back... on the promise of an AAR IIRC... then we lost contact after my computer bust, though I think he'd (again) stopped posting here anyway... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 Who knew Leeo had his uses... thanks to his questioning, I've discovered that where I grew up HAS THE LONGEST PLACE NAME IN THE UNITED KINGDOM WITHOUT REPEATING ANY LETTERS! Also, whilst I knew Pendle hill was a haven for witchcraft, I knew naught of its connection to the Quakers. Leeo is still a twit mind you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 Oddly enough, Speedbump lives only about 45 minutes away from me. He and I played several games together and then he just sort of... dropped off my radar. Perhaps I shall E-mail him. As for the rest of them, they all told me that they've stopped coming around here because YOU'RE still around, Leeeeo. See what you've done? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 Ahh, but they weren't around much when I wasn't around, either. Come to think of it, they've all gone missing since you've come along, oh Boo-who. HHMMhhmmmm... You ate them, didn't you? Oh, the huge manatee... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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