dalem Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 Originally posted by Seanachai: Expectorate some more phlegm, Dalem, and then re-ingest it. I will work on your turn in the interim. You weak Michiganites. Constantly posing and posturing as 'northerners', but constantly sick, as well. Michiganites. Sounds like a tribe of Zion that was given over to acting like daft buggers, doesn't it?I was saving the chunky bits for you. I've sculpted them into a clenched hand flipping the bird and I'm leaving it outside tonight so it freezes into something I can send in the mail. And I'm not from Michigan, I just went to school and lived there for ten years. Geez. I've spent near-equal time in Tennessee, Connecticut, and Michigan. I'm "from" whichever is convenient at the time, a man without a state. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted February 13, 2002 Author Share Posted February 13, 2002 Originally posted by dalem: And I'm not from Michigan, I just went to school and lived there for ten years. Geez. I've spent near-equal time in Tennessee, Connecticut, and Michigan. I'm "from" whichever is convenient at the time, a man without a state.My gods, what a horrible confession. All the other places you mention are so much more indescribably horrible than Michigan that I simply...can't describe it. And to actually post that you aren't 'from' anywhere, and a simple creature of convenience is like... well, it's not like anything. It's dreadful. It makes me feel all dirty and lost. In my pity for you, we shall take you in, Dalem. You shall become one of us. You will be Minnesotan. For we have pity on you. Someone has to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted February 13, 2002 Author Share Posted February 13, 2002 You know, the other day, as I was standing on a high point in the 'Pool and reading a post on the Outer Boards by Leeo, I thought to myself: 'that Leeo is a pillock! But he raised a very amusing point.' For you see, here in the Peng Challenge Thread, without our sense of amusement, we'd be as lost as a Leeo posting on the Outer Boards. And how, you ask, do we maintain our amusement? I can answer you in one word: Tradition! SEANACHAI: Tradition, tradition! Tradition! Tradition, tradition! Tradition! PENG, SEANACHAI, AND BERLI: Who, day and night, must wait here in the Wasteland, suffer all the newbies, regulate the Knights? And who has the right, as Masters of the Pool, To have the final word on Cess? The Olde Ones, the Olde Ones! Tradition. The Olde Ones, the Olde Ones! Tradition. JUSTICAR, CONSIGLIORI, AND SENIOUR KNIGHTS: Who must know the way to make a proper challenge, A witty challenge, a challenge by the rules? Who must raise the Squires up from the scum, So the Olde Ones can carry on like fools? The Knights, the Knights! Tradition! The Knights, the Knights! Tradition! SQUIRES: I fight whoever I am told, and often go on Quests Who suffer's all my elder's scorn and is the butt of jests? The Squires, the Squires! Tradition! The Squires, the Squires! Tradition! SCUM SUCKING NEWBIES: And who's every word is spat on and upbraided thoroughly degraded, until as Squires we're picked? The Newbies, the newbies! Tradition! The Newbies, the newbies! Tradition! Yes, here in the Cesspool, we must give a smile and a nod to useless fools like Leeo, for without our Traditions, you see, we would be like... an Outer Boarder in the Pool! [ February 13, 2002, 02:35 AM: Message edited by: Seanachai ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted February 13, 2002 Author Share Posted February 13, 2002 I shall carry on in a like manner until Slapdragon posts his answering Taunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REVS Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 Senekeye Aren't you that seriously disturbed mutha with a problem with Australians? I rarely ever look in on these Peng pong fantasies, these complete wastes of electrons, but it all seems so cosy right now with your little pengy chittle chattle with other frozen minnesotans and other pathetic Pengers. Aren't you taking the medication? Geez it's hot over here right now. Even when it's raining it's 25°C, and when it's sunny, it' lovely. How are things in Freezeville, February 2002? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 Originally posted by REVS: Senekeye Aren't you that seriously disturbed mutha with a problem with Australians? I rarely ever look in on these Peng pong fantasies, these complete wastes of electrons, but it all seems so cosy right now with your little pengy chittle chattle with other frozen minnesotans and other pathetic Pengers. Aren't you taking the medication? Geez it's hot over here right now. Even when it's raining it's 25°C, and when it's sunny, it' lovely. How are things in Freezeville, February 2002?Talking about waste of electrons...off you go you little lepton you before you make Seanachai rant and rave (and we don't want that)! Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REVS Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 No I want sennerkai to rant and rave. It keeps him, or her, warm during these many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold months. Fancy a Pacific campaign, sennerikeye? Brrrrrrrr. Hope your computer keeps you warm. Why live in such a dreadful climate? Surely you have the financial wherewithall to move to soemwhere less desperate? You mean you've fought for freedom all these years and all you end up with is this terrible bunch of claw-marks in a frozen, flat glacier? What a rip-off! You could have called yourself an Australian citizen and could have joined a land of sunshine, surf and very good living, a long, log, long way from anyone else. And you chose Minnesota! How about that for backing the 66-1 shot! Good on you shhhernkeye!. Minnesota needs brains like you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Croda Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 Originally posted by REVS: Senekeye Aren't you that seriously disturbed mutha with a problem with Australians? I rarely ever look in on these Peng pong fantasies, these complete wastes of electrons, but it all seems so cosy right now with your little pengy chittle chattle with other frozen minnesotans and other pathetic Pengers. Aren't you taking the medication? Geez it's hot over here right now. Even when it's raining it's 25°C, and when it's sunny, it' lovely. How are things in Freezeville, February 2002?Peng pong chittle chattle Freezeville February My god! We've stumbled onto the king of accidental alliteration! ['Edited?' What do you mean, 'Edited?'] [ February 13, 2002, 08:27 AM: Message edited by: Croda ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawyer Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 Originally posted by REVS: a long, log, long way from anyone else. Apparently not "log" enough. We haven't seen prose this brilliant since Leeo chugged two O'Doul's and tried to write the names of two feminine hygiene products on his shopping list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mensch Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 <center> </center> just found the most cool 1/6th scale set!. reminds me of [from left to right] Geier, Lorak and Herr Oberst. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 Seanachai: Will thou kiss me in the garden, Slapdragon? Slapdragon: I do not mind Seanachai's intentions...I am concerned...this particular Olde One see a picture of myself in uniform, just because I know liberals secretly love a man in uniform...because the Gnome is partial to more forceful types than the donkey.The (not so secret) romance between Seanachai and Slapdragon continues with them planning a secret rendevous in the garden. Slappy puts on his best uniform and waits in the garden for that kiss promised from the Übergnome. Little does Slappy know about the other members of the Cesspool who are also attracted to men in uniforms... Persephone [ February 13, 2002, 09:55 AM: Message edited by: Persephone ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_Hiram Sedai Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 Ha!! It must suck to be in that picture!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 Tradition indeed Seanachai, well said that bit. Now the rest of you lot have apparently forgotten one of the prime directives, to wit ... Any SSN poking his tender little noggin in here best have an email address and general location in his profile or he'll be ignored like the spam that promises that if you'll just READ THIS TO THE END untold wealth will be yours! I see that I do NOT see said requisite items in the lastest and most boring SSNs profile. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Tradition indeed Seanachai, well said that bit. Now the rest of you lot have apparently forgotten one of the prime directives, to wit ... Any SSN poking his tender little noggin in here best have an email address and general location in his profile or he'll be ignored like the spam that promises that if you'll just READ THIS TO THE END untold wealth will be yours! I see that I do NOT see said requisite items in the lastest and most boring SSNs profile. JoeI see you're feeling better today Joe. Persephone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sledge59 Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 REVS, Bugger off! That didn't sound quite right... Buzz off! Still no good. Shape up or ship out! Kinda sorta fits... Oh bother... {sigh} You obviously have no regard for the rules and traditions of the CessPool, for there was no challenge in your jealous taunt. Have you ever experienced four seasons? No? Your ignorance is incomparable! Just as there can be no laughter without grief, there can be no real living without winter. As much as I hate to admit it, Joe is also correct regarding yet another of your laughable failings. If you want a game, say it well and follow the simple instructions, fool. Otherwise, begone with you; or we'll have to break out the sod off shotgun! Sledge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 Originally posted by Persephone: Oh look, its the Gnome gang [ February 13, 2002, 03:01 PM: Message edited by: Berlichtingen ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 Originally posted by REVS: Who really cares what he said?Don't know ya, don't want to. Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Croda Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 Originally posted by Persephone: PersephoneKeerist. That gets funnier and funnier the more I see it, kind of like Keeanu Reeves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 Mister Iron Chef is..... caustic. Forgive me for not ignoring him. I offer thirty Hail Berlis as penance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedbump Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 Game Updates {Because I am bored at work and have to look busy} dalem, when not rolling around in grog-porn here, is rolling his Ami Half-Tracks of death up to my Alamo. For some reason, he thinks that .50 cal can take out a Panther head on... Croda, it is early, but I am trying desperately to avoid the designation "loss to Croda". It will be tough as the random generator gave me Greenies. Course, it is nothing a little firepower can't fix. Iskander keeps scratching his head trying to figure out where I am at. He is trying to figure out why I haven't followed form and blundered into his forces willy-nilly. And the mind-game continues. Speedbump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 Originally posted by Croda: Keerist. I'm such a handsome brute... me royalties, where's me royalties? Idjit Yeknod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bauhaus Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 Patch first of all, I hate you. Goanna , I was talking with Moriarty about our next battle. I think 2500 pts, medium size map and lots of assault boats. What do you think? I especially want assault boats, lots and lots of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 Originally posted by REVS: No I want sennerkai to rant and rave. It keeps him, or her, warm during these many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold months. Fancy a Pacific campaign, sennerikeye? Brrrrrrrr. Hope your computer keeps you warm. Why live in such a dreadful climate? Surely you have the financial wherewithall to move to soemwhere less desperate? You mean you've fought for freedom all these years and all you end up with is this terrible bunch of claw-marks in a frozen, flat glacier? What a rip-off! You could have called yourself an Australian citizen and could have joined a land of sunshine, surf and very good living, a long, log, long way from anyone else. And you chose Minnesota! How about that for backing the 66-1 shot! Good on you shhhernkeye!. Minnesota needs brains like you!brrrr, cold, yes, cold .... *sniff* *sniff* smell the odour of a cheery, self-satisfied and repugnant Nobbit... which means there are others *sniff* hiding somewhere... *sniff*... roast 'em, I say, roast 'em on their own barbies for our warmth and baste 'em in their own insipid, tastless lager.... sod off Idjit Yeknod [ February 13, 2002, 06:01 PM: Message edited by: Yeknodathon ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marlow Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 OK, what is the current over/under on how long until Chief Iron Bottom gets banned? [ February 13, 2002, 06:09 PM: Message edited by: Marlow ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marlow Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 Damn. Not even drunk and I can't hit the right button. [ February 13, 2002, 06:09 PM: Message edited by: Marlow ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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