Who's For a Jolly Sing Song, and Another Go At the Peng Challenge?

[Panzer Leader]

Apparently my PC has been infected by the nefarious "CMBB Machine-Gun Virus!" It seems the only explanation for the 6 elite paratroopers napping in front of my HMG with another four or so running back up the hill.

However, I need more testing. Aussie Jeff, do it again!

[Seanachai]

Originally posted by Harv:

Oh sure, one little slip of the keyboard and not only do I have to deal with Our_Feet, but Purse&Phone has decided to join in the party as well.

Harv, my little soldier boy.

I have turned a forgiving eye to your presence here so far. Firstly, because the Justicar spoke up for you, which was good enough for me, and Nextly, because the Justicar spoke up for you, and took you to Squire, and no one should have to pay for the same mistake twice.

But let me show you the way out of the shadow into which you have strolled.

Never, ever, screw with the names of the Ladies of the Pool. Not Persephone, not Yk2, not Kitty.

It's simply not on, lad. Don't make this mistake again.

We now return you to contemplating the endless lack of a horizon in that perfect L7 of a province, Saskatchewan.

[Mace]

Originally posted by Seanachai:

Never, ever, screw with the names of the Ladies of the Pool. Not Persephone, not Yk2, not Kitty.

Screwing with Kitty is akin to annoying a hungry tiger by poking it with a very short pencil. You know you're going to be in a world of hurt very quickly.

Mace

[Seanachai]

Originally posted by Mace:

Screwing with Kitty is akin to annoying a hungry tiger by poking it with a very short pencil. You know you're going to be in a world of hurt very quickly.

Mace

I instruct the young, Mace, for their own advantage and safety.

[ July 06, 2002, 01:46 AM: Message edited by: Seanachai ]

[Slapdragon]

Originally posted by Seanachai:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mace:

Screwing with Kitty is akin to annoying a hungry tiger by poking it with a very short pencil. You know you're going to be in a world of hurt very quickly.

Mace

I instruct the young, Mace, for their own advantage and safety.</font>

[Seanachai]

Originally posted by The_Capt:

Dear Seanachoo..

I love ya baby..ajhaks;jlk;fjl....you got a butt that won't quit..ioqwueqwrqwrwr..five dollars!! Get outta here..sakdlja

Sigh. Capt, a mind is a terrible thing to waste, or to never have had at all. Focus, lad.

OK so where has the ol Capt been these many days. Well to give you all a hint, I lie for a living. No I am not a lawyer but worse, I sell things that don't exist, just like strippers, complete withg plastic smile.

Now to the jist of my post. I want ALL here to post their first homo-erotic experience. Let's get down to ear nibbling complete with bear fuzz (or nipple fuzz as the case may be).

Why? Because I am looking for material as to the caged "truth within" and it lies in the loins of us all.

So please post your penis and rubber band stories, so that I may immotr...imort...make em last real long as I put them to print.

Oh by the way I still hate you all and the Anti-Christ lives amongst us..

Hmm. I feel an almost...depressing need to reach out to you. It would be so easy, in so many ways, to just tell you, sometimes, to shut the hell up.

But that wouldn't really be the answer, now would it?

So instead I feel myself moved to send you a story via email. Doubtless you will laugh at my attempt to...not 'bridge' the gap between us, but rather to explore its width and depth.

Attend, it shall be there shortly.

[ July 06, 2002, 02:24 AM: Message edited by: Seanachai ]

[Slapdragon]

Sorry, but the Capt just made my list of the top 10 most annoying people in the universe. Thankfully, he is unlikely to reproduce, and thus his particular strain will die with him.

[Seanachai]

Originally posted by Slapdragon:

And also because you are partial to the young in, how should we say, a priestly fashion.

Broken elbow my arse! You're spewing out your usual reams of gibberish on the General Forum.

We should start up a contest to see if there even is a topic on this planet that you won't suddenly develop an opinion/expert status on.

Christ on a crutch with motion sickness, but if someone posted tomorrow that they did enjoy the caresses of children, you'd post an op-ed piece on how their child molesting wasn't the 'real thing', with a 500 word synopsis of how it should be done, and round it all out with a sniff over how if you'd been molesting the children, they'd have been in therapy until they were 40.

[Patchy]

Originally posted by The_Capt:

Oh by the way I still hate you all and the Anti-Christ lives amongst us..

Berli will be very happy to know about that.

Persephone

[BFCElvis]

Wankers.

[Harv]

Originally posted by Seanachai:

Never, ever, screw with the names of the Ladies of the Pool. Not Persephone, not Yk2, not Kitty.

It's simply not on, lad. Don't make this mistake again.

We now return you to contemplating the endless lack of a horizon in that perfect L7 of a province, Saskatchewan.

Reprimand noted and filed my wise Olde One. My apologies to The Fair Lady Persephone.

I did think it was rather cute myself, but I will now sit in a noisy smelly slow moving tractor for the next 16 hours as my penance in any case.

Squire to Sir Joe Shaw. At least until he gets back and sees what I've done.

[Patchy]

Originally posted by Harv:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai:

Never, ever, screw with the names of the Ladies of the Pool. Not Persephone, not Yk2, not Kitty.

It's simply not on, lad. Don't make this mistake again.

We now return you to contemplating the endless lack of a horizon in that perfect L7 of a province, Saskatchewan.

Reprimand noted and filed my wise Olde One. My apologies to The Fair Lady Persephone.

I did think it was rather cute myself, but I will now sit in a noisy smelly slow moving tractor for the next 16 hours as my penance in any case.

Squire to Sir Joe Shaw. At least until he gets back and sees what I've done.</font>

[Slapdragon]

Originally posted by Seanachai:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Slapdragon:

And also because you are partial to the young in, how should we say, a priestly fashion.

Broken elbow my arse! You're spewing out your usual reams of gibberish on the General Forum.

We should start up a contest to see if there even is a topic on this planet that you won't suddenly develop an opinion/expert status on.

Christ on a crutch with motion sickness, but if someone posted tomorrow that they did enjoy the caresses of children, you'd post an op-ed piece on how their child molesting wasn't the 'real thing', with a 500 word synopsis of how it should be done, and round it all out with a sniff over how if you'd been molesting the children, they'd have been in therapy until they were 40.</font>

[athkatla]

OI, Bo Diddley, TURN????

The rest of you can SOD OFF

[ July 06, 2002, 09:01 AM: Message edited by: athkatla ]

[The_Capt]

Originally posted by Slapdragon:

Sorry, but the Capt just made my list of the top 10 most annoying people in the universe. Thankfully, he is unlikely to reproduce, and thus his particular strain will die with him.

Too late somewhere between 20 and 30, I managed to get the ol' Lady drunk enough to reproduce, times 2.

The good news is that they are much more like Mom.

Now Slappy..what have I done to annoy? Perhaps a hidden homo-erotic pebble is rattling in you brain.

Usually ignored unless you watch ballet?

Now don't take it out on me..a poor humble soul simply looking for a good story.

Share with us so that you will be set free. Then you can go back to publishing you own forms of fiction on the Outerboards..."US entry blah blah" my ass...

[Fionn]

Update:

Peng's tankers are, to their masters utter and undying shame, actually doing quite well. Thankfully his infantry company , advancing over hundreds of metres of open ground, managed to walk directly into the single artillery barrage I'd plotted.

Cue much 114mm artillery fire, lots of Germans scurrying for cover and lots of body parts left on the ground.

Elsewhere Peng has gotten the bright idea of assaulting a dug-in platoon on the reverse slope of a hill with ONE of his platoons. NO supporting HMG fire, NO artillery support, NO tank support. Just 1 platoon on 1 platoon. Perhaps he thinks that that the little superman underpants he's issued to his infantry will repel bullets? Damned if I know.

Elsewhere his mortar teams, towed guns and towing vehicles died before they could even move. Well, at least I saved them from having to obey dumb orders .

Overall apart from the single black spot of his half-way competent tank crews I'm pleased to report that Peng is living down to his billing .

In other news:

Elvis "The Great War" Wanker keeps sending more and more men into the woods even though the bears there keep dismembering everything he's previously sent into the woods. He's stubborn.... not very smart but stubborn as hell... Kinda like a mule... except a mule would have learnt to avoid those wood by now...

In other news Elvis has learnt not to spearhead major assaults into my MLR with WALKing HMG crews.

P.s. Does anyone else find clumps of 20 ELIMINATED markers within 50 metres of eachother all over the map as distracting as I do?

Elvis, please spread your men out more. It is beginning to look like a couple of German necrophiliac orgies on my left and right flanks. Please try to die in more varied and interesting locations in future.

P.p.s. That whole "walking slowly towards the enemy through open fields without any smoke, tank support, fire support or artillery preparation" thing went out of fashion long ago .

[ July 06, 2002, 09:54 AM: Message edited by: Fionn ]

[imported_Hiram Sedai]

Turns will be going out tonight when I get home from work to:

Elvis

JDMorse

Speedbump

Fionn

Seanachai (setup)

Goanna

These people owe me turns:

Croda

Slapdragon

I hope these people die of Syphallis:

HR

Dimwitted, butt kissing sycophants of my manager

[Panzer Leader]

Another turn passes and the nappers continue to congregate in the yard of my Beergarten. Notice the troops scurrying away at the top of the hill? A similar even is taking place on the other side of town as my stout jugend defend their favorite strasse.

In other news I am waiting turns from the following:

Seanachai: Who isn't?

Leeo: His demise depresses him too much to send turns.

Papa Khann: His friend Joe is gone, so Pappy must feel lonely

Aussie Jeff: After last nights fiasco ("Charge!") I can see from whence your timidity comes, but let's not lose sight of the mission!

[rune]

Who's grass mod are you using?

Rune

Awaiting buzzsaw's attempt at actually challenging someone. Kinda like an IQ test that is stacked against him.

Rune

[Yeknodathon]

Oh, a note has been thrust into the paddock detailing the conversation between scholarly debaters on a point of history. The protagonists have been disguised to preserve their anonymity

Aunty Slap: This is a very important subject and I want everyone to agree.

Jackdragon: No, its not very important. Give me proof.

Aunty Slap: Is so.

Jackdragon: Is not.

Aunty Slap: Is so.

Jackdragon: Is not and you smell.

Aunty Slap: Ah, I smell like a strawman? Preposterous conclusion.

Jackdragon: Where did I say "strawman"?

Aunty Slap: Did.

Jackdragon: Did not.

Aunty Slap: Did. And you are a smelly troll.

Jackdragon: Well, that just proves it, doesn't it?

Aunty Slap: Proves what?

Jackdragon: That yer part of a secret socialist KKK seperatist Trotskyite rabble-rousing coalition of seditious flamers and... and

Aunty Slap: Na, na, na, na, na, na...

Jackdragon: ... the world is in extreme peril unless...

Aunty Slap: Na, na, na, na, na, an... use yer handcuffs, truncheon man

Jackdragon: *sniff* I'll use arguments

Aunty Slap: Not

Jackdragon: Am

Did I miss something?

Yeknod o' tha Thistle

[athkatla]

As this is my century of posts, you may like to come forth with a jolly old hurrah or two, or maybe tell me to sod off. Whichever you choose bothers me not, for I am here, and here I will stay, so to all the peng monsters and various hangers on...........UP YOURS

[Slapdragon]

Originally posted by The_Capt:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Slapdragon:

Sorry, but the Capt just made my list of the top 10 most annoying people in the universe. Thankfully, he is unlikely to reproduce, and thus his particular strain will die with him.

Idiotic sophmore twaddle dressed as sentences suitable for the MBT.</font>

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by Harv:

I will now sit in a noisy smelly slow moving tractor for the next 16 hours as my penance in any case.

Long commute to work, eh?

...and from an entirely different farm, halfway across the world...

Originally quoted by some four legged arse:

Oh, a note has been thrust into the paddock detailing the conversation between scholarly debaters on a point of history. The protagonists have been disguised to preserve their anonymity

<big>(SNIPPED</big> because it really wasn't worth it.)

Did I miss something?

Really loaded question, that.

Yeknod o' tha Thistle

You haven't sent me a move in two weeks. Hop to it, ya braying git!

[OGSF]

Originally posted by Yeknodathon:

Oh, a note has been thrust into the paddock detailing the conversation between scholarly debaters on a point of history. [.....]

Did I miss something?

Yeknod o' tha Thistle

Noo, Ah think ye goo tha gist o' at. Hoo aboot a wee sing-song thain?

Twae wee pillocks,

Sattin' orn a fence,

Wun as daft an' tha other wun's dense.

Wun's a ferter,

Tha other wun burps,

Twae wee pillocks, twae wee twerps.

Wun sae's "Snot!",

Tha other sae "Poo!",

Ye're a cup o' cold sick an' ye're a grog too!

[Pipe solo]

WEEEEEEEEEWHAAAAAAAAAAAPATWEEEEEEEEEEEEYAAAAAAAA

*pauses tae wipe haes eye*

SCREEEEEEEBUUUUUUUURRRRGGHHSHWANGTHWEEEEEEEEEEP

*BANG RATTLE CRASH o' tha drums concludin' tha musical interlood. Tha faint soond o' sheep bein' slaughtered dies awah as tha pipes deflate.*

[Patchy]

Originally posted by OGSF:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Yeknodathon:

Oh, a note has been thrust into the paddock detailing the conversation between scholarly debaters on a point of history. [.....]

Did I miss something?

Yeknod o' tha Thistle

Noo, Ah think ye goo tha gist o' at. Hoo aboot a wee sing-song thain?

Twae wee pillocks,

Sattin' orn a fence,

Wun as daft an' tha other wun's dense.

Wun's a ferter,

Tha other wun burps,

Twae wee pillocks, twae wee twerps.

Wun sae's "Snot!",

Tha other sae "Poo!",

Ye're a cup o' cold sick an' ye're a grog too!

[Pipe solo]

WEEEEEEEEEWHAAAAAAAAAAAPATWEEEEEEEEEEEEYAAAAAAAA

*pauses tae wipe haes eye*

SCREEEEEEEBUUUUUUUURRRRGGHHSHWANGTHWEEEEEEEEEEP

*BANG RATTLE CRASH o' tha drums concludin' tha musical interlood. Tha faint soond o' sheep bein' slaughtered dies awah as tha pipes deflate.*</font>