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And here we go:

Things not to expect in CMBB:

1.) A conscript russian sniper under command of a Comissar with a +2 moral bonus falls in love with a female partisan (+3 attractivity bonus).

2.) Air support for the russians in form of a B-29, flown by a certain US pilot (+2 dashing looks) who got bored after defending Britain, surviving Pearl Harbour, bombing Tokyo and single-handely destroying the imperial fleet at Midway.

3.) Italian troops (+2 pasta bonus) wondering what the hell they were doing ín russia during winter and tell the germans they'd be back in Summer.

4.) A german field-marshall (nearsighted +3) who misidentifies a russian mine dog for his beloved basset, causing a sudden change in army command...

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Originally posted by Kawas:

that so if..... the Nazis could habar cattle the war if they had destroyed the RAF and without the radars of the aerial commando of the Raf, he had been facil to destroy the English fleet, asi the Germans had assured the English coasts and podria not to become an invasion to normandy, and also the 3 divisions to panzer had hido to the defeated USSR and to the sovieticos, asi the Nazis take all Europe, and later the Germans was attack a the Americans and them dream of Hitler ' ' to SUPERIOR RACE '' that old

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