Lars Posted May 3, 2002 Share Posted May 3, 2002 Due to the fact that, Mr. Boss, after stalling on all projects for months, and deciding THIS WEEK that everything I've worked on for the past couple of months should be dropped in favor of all new projects, and "Oh, by the way, we need those done by Friday, we're already taking orders for the products", and due to the fact that today's Friday and I've not yet learned how to crap paper, this update will be brief. Game Updates: Agua Perdido: Send a turn. Sock Monkey: Send a turn. Hanns: Send a turn. Now that we have the derelicts out of the way, Simon: We are going for a rematch. The results will be the same as "Jabos!" but I'll let him think he has a chance for now. Iskander: He is promising to bring out his armor so I can shoot at it instead of his infantry. CMplayer: Still kicking the snot out of each other. I think I will run out of HE before he runs out of infantry. There will be quite the butcher's bill in this one. Noba: I promised not to mention to everyone that he sent a scenario he's already played. Oops. MrSpkr: And God said: "Let there be Berli, so people don't blame everything on me. And let there be Lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Berli." Congrats, MrSpkr, now you'll never have to do a honest day's work again. I hates him just on the general principal of the thing. That and the fact that he has King Tigers and I don't. OGSF: Pounding the living hell out of me. I hates him. If everybody knew how much I hates him, you'd be proud of me for holding it in. AussieJeff: And then there is AussieJeff. When everybody else is busy kicking the stuffing out of me, it's a real pleasure to get a turn from AussieJeff. We're playing "Fortress Shanghai". Aussie Jeff is in cast in the role of the Emperor's Banzi Horde. I'm swilling gin and watching him run onto the mines. On a side note, I've been having the usual e-mail problems. If I owe you a turn, say something, dang it! Or somfink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMplayer Posted May 3, 2002 Share Posted May 3, 2002 Postcard from Sweden. So the riddle is, what is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted May 3, 2002 Share Posted May 3, 2002 A love bite? {not that there's not anything wrong with that, CMplayer, you perv} [ May 03, 2002, 03:23 PM: Message edited by: Lars ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMplayer Posted May 3, 2002 Share Posted May 3, 2002 Kind of...but not quite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted May 3, 2002 Share Posted May 3, 2002 Originally posted by CMplayer: Postcard from Sweden. So the riddle is, what is it? More than I wanted to know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slapdragon Posted May 3, 2002 Share Posted May 3, 2002 Lamprey bite, although since they don't bite humans, I can only assume it is part of some kinky Finnish ceremony now being copied by the Swedes (who everyone knows obtained their culture from Finland anyway). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted May 3, 2002 Share Posted May 3, 2002 Originally posted by CMplayer: Postcard from Sweden. So the riddle is, what is it? xxii) Ringworm; 32.98.119) A finger pointing to a leg; or Chapter 6. The result of some strange Swedish perversion. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Elwen Posted May 3, 2002 Share Posted May 3, 2002 Originally posted by CMplayer: Postcard from Sweden. So the riddle is, what is it? Its cm player grafted onto a persons leg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slapdragon Posted May 3, 2002 Share Posted May 3, 2002 No wait, I have it -- it was a joke!!! Unfortunately, I cannot remember the whole thing, but it had something to do with the intellectual achievments of Swedish women and fellatio. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 4, 2002 Share Posted May 4, 2002 Idiots, anyone can see that it's a Croda ... and a particularly nasty one at that. Fairly common in Australia from what Mace tells me, though he cleared his up with several applications of flaming sheep dip. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted May 4, 2002 Author Share Posted May 4, 2002 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Idiots, anyone can see that it's a Croda ... and a particularly nasty one at that. I agree with Joe (I got to stop doing that)....it's got to be a Croda. Hey Joe, the Cesspool is way too quiet when you're not around. Persephone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slapdragon Posted May 4, 2002 Share Posted May 4, 2002 Originally posted by Persephone: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Idiots, anyone can see that it's a Croda ... and a particularly nasty one at that. I agree with Joe (I got to stop doing that)....it's got to be a Croda. Hey Joe, the Cesspool is way too quiet when you're not around. Persephone</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMplayer Posted May 4, 2002 Share Posted May 4, 2002 Originally posted by Slapdragon: but it had something to do with the intellectual achievments of Swedish women and fellatio.That would be kinda like 'close but no cigar'? Nope. Funny response though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMplayer Posted May 4, 2002 Share Posted May 4, 2002 Would some kindly British-type please stuff this Simon Elwen in a sack and toss him off the back of a flatbed onto the M5 (or whatever they call their autobahns over there on the isles). thx a lot... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMplayer Posted May 4, 2002 Share Posted May 4, 2002 Originally posted by Simon Elwen: Its cm player grafted onto a persons legI'd also like to take this opportunity to point out that, as anyone can check for themselves, the .jpeg at home on its webpage is titled: From_Simon_with_Love.jpgSame Simon? I don't know, but I'm not a believer in coincidences. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slapdragon Posted May 4, 2002 Share Posted May 4, 2002 Originally posted by CMplayer: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Slapdragon: but it had something to do with the intellectual achievments of Swedish women and fellatio.That would be kinda like 'close but no cigar'? Nope. Funny response though.</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted May 4, 2002 Share Posted May 4, 2002 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Fairly common in Australia from what Mace tells me, though he cleared his up with several applications of flaming sheep dip.Australia (Australia. We love you! Amen! Crack another tube.) is a place free of exotic diseases. We have no Croda infestations. Mace PS. Joe, stop telling those porky pies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted May 4, 2002 Share Posted May 4, 2002 Originally posted by Slapdragon: Hell, she missed the cigar by a foot at least....Are we talking about Monica Lewinske? There were no feet involved from what I hear. Mace [ May 04, 2002, 03:02 AM: Message edited by: Mace ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMplayer Posted May 4, 2002 Share Posted May 4, 2002 Originally posted by Slapdragon: the Swedes (who everyone knows obtained their culture from Finland anyway).In that case South Carolina is still sitting on the bench holding a queue number. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMplayer Posted May 4, 2002 Share Posted May 4, 2002 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Slapdragon: Hell, she missed the cigar by a foot at least....Are we talking about Monica Lewinske? There were no feet involved from what I hear. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Elwen Posted May 4, 2002 Share Posted May 4, 2002 It could be a paintball hit , but it looks too big . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted May 4, 2002 Share Posted May 4, 2002 Originally posted by CMplayer: I might as well tell an Italian how to make tomato sauce.That's all very nice but...... WILL YOU BLOODY WELL TELL US WHAT CAUSED THE LEG WELT!!!!!!! Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted May 4, 2002 Author Share Posted May 4, 2002 Originally posted by Slapdragon: Lady of darkness, no comment on my poetry ripped off and reworked just for the talking garden implement?Slappy, it was so *sniff* beautiful *sniff* that I was left speachless *sniff*. Persephone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMplayer Posted May 4, 2002 Share Posted May 4, 2002 Originally posted by Mace: WILL YOU BLOODY WELL TELL US WHAT CAUSED THE LEG WELT!!!!!!! Oh, teddibly sorry my dear man. (blech! did I just _say_ that?) Okay, the fact of the matter is that lil' Simon was right. Here, from the same batch o' pics: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMplayer Posted May 4, 2002 Share Posted May 4, 2002 Originally posted by Simon Elwen: It could be a paintball hit , but it looks too big .Cheater. You peeked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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