johnicus Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 B.....I.....NGO B.....I.....NGO B.....I.....NGO and bingo was his{KABLAM!} ...man I hate that song... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 Petrovitch and Gregor couldn't help but feel that they were old grogs and this was a new Peng challenge...... [ November 24, 2002, 09:29 PM: Message edited by: Mike ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnicus Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 {passenger} I wonder why he's been so quiet lately...does he still care for me?....I hope he isnt mad at me.... {driver} I hope I get beans for lunch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laxx Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 Left guy: "what's the grass mod in patch 1.01 ?" right guy: "fool, what grass ? it's snowing" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 Comrade on the left's last words before disappearing into the dank bowels of the Lubyanka: " GRAGGRRAAA GGRRAARAR GGAAAARRGRGRAAGAGA :mad: :mad: :mad: " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxbat Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 Everyone new what was going on between Misha and Ivan but no one dared to speak out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 Ilyanovich hadn't spoken a word to Vasily since he'd found his vodka spiked with water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Max Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 Even in Russia, 2 friends feud over which is the better wargame. CMBO or CMBB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dallas Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 Comrade 1: What are we waiting for? Comrade 2: The road ahead has many twists and turns. I need to get it all straight in my head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cull Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 Guy on left: "So anyway, Comrade Vasiliy was like, totally wasted and he starts telling me how he loves me and I was like, "Whatever", and then Comrade Fedetenko comes up and oh my God, he totally starts hitting on him and then....." Guy on right:"Oh please let him shut up or I'm gonna drive this thing into a power pole." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Wacky Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 Damn it's hard to tell where the hills are. Thank god we installed Captain Wacky's grid mod last night! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikster khan Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 passenger: "The class strugle necessarily leads to the dictatorship of the proletariat.." driver: fanboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REVS Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 "I know Kommisar Goodale said it's OK to drive with the headlights on, but I reckon that AC/DC blasting away on the stereo is going to wake up some Germans" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stalin's Organ Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 Berli and Peng were never the best of friends even before they were assigned to the same truck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pack Kuma Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 If only the snow storms had not come and wiped out the vodka fields and refineries, our family would not have had to set out for California, and we would still be happily busting permafrost on our farm. --from "The Potatoes of Wrath" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REVS Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 "Hey Goodale" "Yes Tigrii" "Your scenario seems awful quiet. We've been driving for 114 turns and nothing has happened yet" "Well, no-one is expecting us to attack Vladivostock, so we've got the advantage of surprise" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeadHunter Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 "Number 315... It's got to be around here somewhere..." "I see 298, 296... I think we passed it, tovarisch!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 Driver to Woody Allanovic: Can I confess something? I tell you this because as an artist, I think you'll understand. Sometimes when I'm driving on the road at night, I see two headlights coming toward me. Fast, I have this sudden impulse to turn the wheel quickly head on into the oncoming car. I can anticipate the explosion, the sound of shattering glass, the flames rising out of the fueling gasoline. Yeknod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KG_SSpoom Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 guy on left: OUCH! guy on right:Grey Punch Buggy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 This is my pet driver. I pissed him off so that he'd snarl and show his teeth. Yeknod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 5 days drive to get here..... and YOU had to go forget the address of the best brothel in Russia! Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Commissar Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 Guy on the Left: *thinking to himself*"I wish there was an empty seat between us, sitting so close together is kinda gay... Guy on the Right: *thinking to himself*: "I wish I went to sniper school and had Klavdia Kalugina as my instructor. She is like totally hot..." Guy in the back: *thinking to himself* "Its pretty cold out here, I wish I had some vaseline for my face..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanonier Reichmann Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 Guy on the left in an effeminite voice:oooohhh....well, if you're going to be that way about it then you can navigate by yourself! Regards Jim R. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flamingknives Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 We're gonna need a bigger truck.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Björn Eriksson Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 Pavel began to regret telling Ivan about his homosexuality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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