Fionn Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 Oh I've accepted it alright Lorak. I just don't have time to terrorise the Outerboards AND the Pool at the same time so I just stride about out there introducing newbies to the joys of "prison rules" CM . P.s. Joe Shaw. You can rest easy. Your squire, Harv, did not challenge me in public. I challenged him in private . The sad little bastard screamed for a while but after explaining "prison rules CM" to him he came quite willingly ( you may want to re-read that last ). P.p.s. Can Pengers who have challenged me in the past get over to the thread to confirm their acceptance of my challenge... or to confirm the fact that they actually do NOT have any balls and thus can't summon up the courage to play . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fionn Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 Oh I've accepted it alright Lorak. I just don't have time to terrorise the Outerboards AND the Pool at the same time so I just stride about out there introducing newbies to the joys of "prison rules" CM . P.s. Joe Shaw. You can rest easy. Your squire, Harv, did not challenge me in public. I challenged him in private . The sad little bastard screamed for a while but after explaining "prison rules CM" to him he came quite willingly ( you may want to re-read that last ). P.p.s. Can Pengers who have challenged me in the past get over to the thread to confirm their acceptance of my challenge... or to confirm the fact that they actually do NOT have any balls and thus can't summon up the courage to play . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 Ah! I see I do not have to post for Fionn after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 Ah! I see I do not have to post for Fionn after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 Originally posted by Persephone: I think Joe should have another official title added amongst all of his other official titles: Knight Champion of the MBT, Justicar and Cesspool Drain Commissioner and Official Trekkie of the MBT PersephoneOnly if you make him wear those stupid pointed ears. Or a lobster on his forehead. I'd settle for one of those, too. [ June 06, 2002, 04:04 PM: Message edited by: MrSpkr ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 Originally posted by Persephone: I think Joe should have another official title added amongst all of his other official titles: Knight Champion of the MBT, Justicar and Cesspool Drain Commissioner and Official Trekkie of the MBT PersephoneOnly if you make him wear those stupid pointed ears. Or a lobster on his forehead. I'd settle for one of those, too. [ June 06, 2002, 04:04 PM: Message edited by: MrSpkr ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Yeknodathon: *honk* eeeyoooooore.... Yeknod o' tha ThistleWhat? Whaddaya want?</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Yeknodathon: *honk* eeeyoooooore.... Yeknod o' tha ThistleWhat? Whaddaya want?</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted June 6, 2002 Author Share Posted June 6, 2002 Originally posted by Leeo: <Big>OOO</big>OOOooo, GEEK FIGHT, GEEK FIGHT! I wouldn't take that if I were you, dalem.No, Leeo, no. I can see when I'm in the wrong weight class. Clearly Old Joe (my god he's old, isn't he?) is the bigger Star Trek geek than I. Sir Joe, House Persiflage hereby bestows upon you a chilling honor. Arise! Sir -- I said "Arise!" Oh, the hip. Right, right... Sure, no problem.... No really, it's okay. It's flagstone, how can a little O2 tank scratch it? Well, sure, I guess if you dropped it, but you didn't -- oh, right, well really, I hadn't intended for you to sit on anythi -- I didn't think you were going to stay that long. I said "I DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE GOING TO STAY THAT LONG!!" Right, no, that's fine. Really you -- Pondscum!, no need to run with that pike, it's just Old Joe here... Look, it's frikkin' flagstone, he can't scratch -- well of course if he drops it but he can't drop it if he's sitting on the darned thing, can he? What? Oh! Why Joe! You stood up on me there... no, no, not about you, we -- No, of course you're not a bother. In fact, we wanted... I said we wanted (stop snickering!) to bestow upon you House Persiflage's as yet highest honor... So Arise! Sir Joe, Official -- No! No, ha ha, I don't want you to kneel again, we'll just count the first one... Arise! Sir Joe, Official Justiciar of the MBT, Official Drain Commissioner of the MBT, and now also the Official Trek Grog of the MBT! Here is your communicator, your phaser, your tricorder, and your official badge of office. Yes, well, it was supposed to be an IDIC pin but they were getting $100.00 a pop for them at the con. This is the real prop bowl that Spock threw across the hallway when Nurse Chapel tried to serve him Vulcan P'lomeek soup. Sure it's real - look at the chip in the rim. Hm? Oh, I guess you could hold it, or maybe put it on a staff and carry it or -- No, that's fine, of course you can wear it on your head. Well, anyway, thanks for coming to visit, come back real soon. Bye now! Bye! (Wave goodbye and smile, dammit!) Bye! Bye-bye! Unh-huh, Bye! Goodbye! . . . . . . . . . . . . Bye! . . . . . . . . . . . . Goodbye, Joe!! Watch the -- oh, no, that's fine, you're doing fine! Bye!! . . . . . . . . . . . . Bye!! . . . . . . . . . . . Bye [ June 06, 2002, 04:08 PM: Message edited by: dalem ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted June 6, 2002 Author Share Posted June 6, 2002 Originally posted by Leeo: <Big>OOO</big>OOOooo, GEEK FIGHT, GEEK FIGHT! I wouldn't take that if I were you, dalem.No, Leeo, no. I can see when I'm in the wrong weight class. Clearly Old Joe (my god he's old, isn't he?) is the bigger Star Trek geek than I. Sir Joe, House Persiflage hereby bestows upon you a chilling honor. Arise! Sir -- I said "Arise!" Oh, the hip. Right, right... Sure, no problem.... No really, it's okay. It's flagstone, how can a little O2 tank scratch it? Well, sure, I guess if you dropped it, but you didn't -- oh, right, well really, I hadn't intended for you to sit on anythi -- I didn't think you were going to stay that long. I said "I DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE GOING TO STAY THAT LONG!!" Right, no, that's fine. Really you -- Pondscum!, no need to run with that pike, it's just Old Joe here... Look, it's frikkin' flagstone, he can't scratch -- well of course if he drops it but he can't drop it if he's sitting on the darned thing, can he? What? Oh! Why Joe! You stood up on me there... no, no, not about you, we -- No, of course you're not a bother. In fact, we wanted... I said we wanted (stop snickering!) to bestow upon you House Persiflage's as yet highest honor... So Arise! Sir Joe, Official -- No! No, ha ha, I don't want you to kneel again, we'll just count the first one... Arise! Sir Joe, Official Justiciar of the MBT, Official Drain Commissioner of the MBT, and now also the Official Trek Grog of the MBT! Here is your communicator, your phaser, your tricorder, and your official badge of office. Yes, well, it was supposed to be an IDIC pin but they were getting $100.00 a pop for them at the con. This is the real prop bowl that Spock threw across the hallway when Nurse Chapel tried to serve him Vulcan P'lomeek soup. Sure it's real - look at the chip in the rim. Hm? Oh, I guess you could hold it, or maybe put it on a staff and carry it or -- No, that's fine, of course you can wear it on your head. Well, anyway, thanks for coming to visit, come back real soon. Bye now! Bye! (Wave goodbye and smile, dammit!) Bye! Bye-bye! Unh-huh, Bye! Goodbye! . . . . . . . . . . . . Bye! . . . . . . . . . . . . Goodbye, Joe!! Watch the -- oh, no, that's fine, you're doing fine! Bye!! . . . . . . . . . . . . Bye!! . . . . . . . . . . . Bye [ June 06, 2002, 04:08 PM: Message edited by: dalem ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 Right then, chores to be dealt with I suppose: Fionn, Harv may have challenged you privately but he then ... lookie here lad, I needn't explain this to YOU! He's my Squire and I'll hold him accountable for whatever I choose. I would have thought that even an Honorary Knight would understand that much. Dalem you ... you ... you WHIPPERSNAPPER you! You are a boil upon the arse of the universe and all here are well aware of it. You'd do well to mind your P's & Q's lad or it will be the worse for you ... of course just BEING you is about as bad as it gets. I'm off to Denver next week and my presence here will be intermittent at best ... do TRY to carry on without me! Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 Right then, chores to be dealt with I suppose: Fionn, Harv may have challenged you privately but he then ... lookie here lad, I needn't explain this to YOU! He's my Squire and I'll hold him accountable for whatever I choose. I would have thought that even an Honorary Knight would understand that much. Dalem you ... you ... you WHIPPERSNAPPER you! You are a boil upon the arse of the universe and all here are well aware of it. You'd do well to mind your P's & Q's lad or it will be the worse for you ... of course just BEING you is about as bad as it gets. I'm off to Denver next week and my presence here will be intermittent at best ... do TRY to carry on without me! Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Berli, would it possible for you cease posting these trite, shopworn cliches? Everyone's heard it before and after the 14th iteration it loses some of it's appeal. tera'ngan Ha'DIbaH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Berli, would it possible for you cease posting these trite, shopworn cliches? Everyone's heard it before and after the 14th iteration it loses some of it's appeal. tera'ngan Ha'DIbaH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 Originally posted by Persephone: YK2, maybe you got a defective one...Yeknod was able to get his Berli inflated. PersephoneYeah but we all know Yeknod is full of hot air so it would be an easy task for him. HEE HAWWWWWW deep breath.... HEE HAWWWWWW blows out... Voila... one inflated Berli P.S. Mine is defective for sure cos it aint got any horns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 Originally posted by Persephone: YK2, maybe you got a defective one...Yeknod was able to get his Berli inflated. PersephoneYeah but we all know Yeknod is full of hot air so it would be an easy task for him. HEE HAWWWWWW deep breath.... HEE HAWWWWWW blows out... Voila... one inflated Berli P.S. Mine is defective for sure cos it aint got any horns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 Originally posted by YK2: Mine is defective for sure cos it aint got any horns. Clear sign of a cheap imitation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 Originally posted by YK2: Mine is defective for sure cos it aint got any horns. Clear sign of a cheap imitation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goanna Posted June 7, 2002 Share Posted June 7, 2002 Fionn, Fionn? Hmmm, weird name rings a bell, but I can't quite place him. Wasn't there some total wuss going by the the name Wittmann that also signed off as Fionn who claimed to be a brilliant tactician but nobody ever found out since you had to read a dozen pages of his rules, sign a fifteen page disclaimer and agree not to beat him up too badly in the purse fight on the bbs prior to playing him? Same guy? Surely nobody would make such an emoticon using, take my tank and go home type pantywaist a member of the Cesspool. Unless it was on Shaw's watch anyway. That old codge can't even tell a Geelong barracking Victorian from a Geelong barracking New South Welshman. Bloody over the hill geeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goanna Posted June 7, 2002 Share Posted June 7, 2002 Fionn, Fionn? Hmmm, weird name rings a bell, but I can't quite place him. Wasn't there some total wuss going by the the name Wittmann that also signed off as Fionn who claimed to be a brilliant tactician but nobody ever found out since you had to read a dozen pages of his rules, sign a fifteen page disclaimer and agree not to beat him up too badly in the purse fight on the bbs prior to playing him? Same guy? Surely nobody would make such an emoticon using, take my tank and go home type pantywaist a member of the Cesspool. Unless it was on Shaw's watch anyway. That old codge can't even tell a Geelong barracking Victorian from a Geelong barracking New South Welshman. Bloody over the hill geeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted June 7, 2002 Share Posted June 7, 2002 Originally posted by Goanna: Fionn, Fionn? Hmmm, weird name rings a bell, but I can't quite place him. Wasn't there some total wuss going by the the name Wittmann that also signed off as Fionn who claimed to be a brilliant tactician but nobody ever found out since you had to read a dozen pages of his rules, sign a fifteen page disclaimer and agree not to beat him up too badly in the purse fight on the bbs prior to playing him? Same guy? Surely nobody would make such an emoticon using, take my tank and go home type pantywaist a member of the Cesspool. Unless it was on Shaw's watch anyway. That old codge can't even tell a Geelong barracking Victorian from a Geelong barracking New South Welshman. Bloody over the hill geeks.Right then MATE, I'm giving you just 48 hours to complete the task set before you in the Squire Grudge Match or you forfeit any and all claim to the Squire The_Capt ... mind you he's been seriously GONE for so long it may not matter anyway but he'll be, by GAWD, assigned to CMPlayer unless you do your duty! ... over the hill, am I ... I'll show HIM over the hill ... Australians ... what's the good of them then, eh? Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted June 7, 2002 Share Posted June 7, 2002 Originally posted by Goanna: Fionn, Fionn? Hmmm, weird name rings a bell, but I can't quite place him. Wasn't there some total wuss going by the the name Wittmann that also signed off as Fionn who claimed to be a brilliant tactician but nobody ever found out since you had to read a dozen pages of his rules, sign a fifteen page disclaimer and agree not to beat him up too badly in the purse fight on the bbs prior to playing him? Same guy? Surely nobody would make such an emoticon using, take my tank and go home type pantywaist a member of the Cesspool. Unless it was on Shaw's watch anyway. That old codge can't even tell a Geelong barracking Victorian from a Geelong barracking New South Welshman. Bloody over the hill geeks.Right then MATE, I'm giving you just 48 hours to complete the task set before you in the Squire Grudge Match or you forfeit any and all claim to the Squire The_Capt ... mind you he's been seriously GONE for so long it may not matter anyway but he'll be, by GAWD, assigned to CMPlayer unless you do your duty! ... over the hill, am I ... I'll show HIM over the hill ... Australians ... what's the good of them then, eh? Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 7, 2002 Share Posted June 7, 2002 Originally posted by Fionn: P.p.s. Can Pengers who have challenged me in the past get over to the thread to confirm their acceptance of my challenge... or to confirm the fact that they actually do NOT have any balls and thus can't summon up the courage to play .Hey Pally, I don't have to go to no outerboard to get my butt kicked all over a CM map! Just ask any of the guys in here. They'll tell ya! Am I right, men? Yeah! Guess I showed him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 7, 2002 Share Posted June 7, 2002 Originally posted by Fionn: P.p.s. Can Pengers who have challenged me in the past get over to the thread to confirm their acceptance of my challenge... or to confirm the fact that they actually do NOT have any balls and thus can't summon up the courage to play .Hey Pally, I don't have to go to no outerboard to get my butt kicked all over a CM map! Just ask any of the guys in here. They'll tell ya! Am I right, men? Yeah! Guess I showed him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goanna Posted June 7, 2002 Share Posted June 7, 2002 Hey codge, if you are going to just make up **** that I need to do to claim something I already have and assign it to another, who am I to complain? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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