Nidan1 Posted December 13, 2002 Share Posted December 13, 2002 quote: -------------------------------- Originally posted by Gaylord Focker: Jaws came out in 1975!!! -------------------------------- Did you have to look that up on the internet? You probably watched it on Nickelodian, were you even born in 1975? You twit!!! [ December 13, 2002, 12:42 PM: Message edited by: Nidan1 ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 13, 2002 Share Posted December 13, 2002 Originally posted by Lawyer: What is a Boo Radley? Oh, you must be PL's little pooch that follows him around while dragging your butt across the lawn to get clean. Cute name for a canine, though.And whose little boy is this? Oh, it's not a boy at all, just your common, garden variety lamprey. We seem to have a surfeit of attorneys here in the Pool. Well, they are after all, bottom feeders, so it really shouldn't come as much of a surprise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaylord Focker Posted December 13, 2002 Share Posted December 13, 2002 Originally posted by Nidan1: quote: -------------------------------- Originally posted by Gaylord Focker: Jaws came out in 1975!!! -------------------------------- Did you have to look that up on the internet? You probably watched it on Nickelodian, were you even born in 1975? You twit!!!I did'nt have to look that up, thats been one of my favorite movies since i was like 5! I was born in 1977 but it's been on tv about a million times. [ December 13, 2002, 01:12 PM: Message edited by: Gaylord Focker ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PondScum Posted December 13, 2002 Share Posted December 13, 2002 Can we summon Persephone? I feel in desperate need of some of her caricatures of the rest of you scumbags. Anything, ANYTHING to erase that horrific image of Panzer Leader from my optic nerve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaylord Focker Posted December 13, 2002 Share Posted December 13, 2002 I think we're gonna need a bigger thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted December 13, 2002 Share Posted December 13, 2002 I think PL's pic gives us a good idea of what Sam will look like when he puts on the ring at the end of the Two Towers movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Leader Posted December 13, 2002 Share Posted December 13, 2002 Boo I don't know who that guy is but it sounds suspicious to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 13, 2002 Share Posted December 13, 2002 Originally posted by Leeo: Would someone please tell Boo-hoo that he is a big girls brassiere who doesn't have the cojones to fight the good fight (or the bad fight, for that matter, as long as one keeps fighting). He's just bitter because he has wasted so much metal in his attempt to take the factory in Directive #3. He thought reinforcements would help. They helped provide target practice for my Russian Heroes. The only human wave Boo understands involves a limp wrist (not that there's anything wrong with that).Leeeeeo, Leeeeeeeeeo, Leeeeeeeeeeeeo You are a twit and a buffoon. A person with all the marketing skills of a gandy dancer. I'm not trying to take the sodding factory. I'm trying to keep you from taking the town. And a damn fine job I'm doing of it, too. So fine, in fact, that I think we need a bit of a singsong right about now. There was a git who played CM, and Leeo was his name-O, L.E.E.E.O, L.E.E.E.O, L.E.E.E.O and Leeo was his name-O. He had a plan that fell apart, and Leeo was his name-O, L.E.E.E.O, L.E.E.E.O, L.E.E.E.O and Leeo was his name-O. His human wave just couldn't start, and Leeo was his name-O, L.E.E.E.O, L.E.E.E.O, L.E.E.E.O and Leeo was his name-O. The smell of victory has turned to farts, and Leeo was his name-O, L.E.E.E.O, L.E.E.E.O, L.E.E.E.O and Leeo was his name-O. (Everybody) And Leeo was his name-O! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Leader Posted December 13, 2002 Share Posted December 13, 2002 Originally posted by dalem: I think PL's pic gives us a good idea of what Sam will look like when he puts on the ring at the end of the Two Towers movie.Great, thanks! Give it all away why don't you! Sheesh, next you'll be telling us the Elves all sail away, the Dwarves retreat underground and the hobbits somehow mix with the humans to start a modern age, one where reason rather than magic set the course for the future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted December 13, 2002 Share Posted December 13, 2002 Originally posted by Panzer Leader: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: I think PL's pic gives us a good idea of what Sam will look like when he puts on the ring at the end of the Two Towers movie.Great, thanks! Give it all away why don't you! Sheesh, next you'll be telling us the Elves all sail away, the Dwarves retreat underground and the hobbits somehow mix with the humans to start a modern age, one where reason rather than magic set the course for the future.</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted December 13, 2002 Share Posted December 13, 2002 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Marlow: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Marlow: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: That's it ... I'm calling Jihad! on Panzer Leader for that. The line forms to the left lads. JoeI don't do Jihad. How about a Crusade.</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted December 13, 2002 Share Posted December 13, 2002 Originally posted by Panzer Leader: YOU TALKIN' TO ME?? [ obscenity snipped ]ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!! You b*stard! That's the last thing I wan't to see when I log on! When will the bad man stop, mommy? Mace [ December 13, 2002, 04:13 PM: Message edited by: Mace ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Leader Posted December 13, 2002 Share Posted December 13, 2002 Originally posted by Snarker: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Marlow: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Marlow: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted December 13, 2002 Share Posted December 13, 2002 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Panzer Leader: YOU TALKIN' TO ME?? [ obscenity snipped ]ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!! You b*stard! That's the last thing I wan't to see when I log on! When will the bad man stop, mommy? Mace</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaylord Focker Posted December 13, 2002 Share Posted December 13, 2002 If i see one more Lord of the Rings Spoiler i swear i'm going to bring Master Goodale in here and sick him on who ever does it, and of course Panzer Leader just for fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted December 13, 2002 Share Posted December 13, 2002 Speaking of sheep, here's a non-family-oriented site that has Mace at the very end: Big O's from around the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted December 13, 2002 Share Posted December 13, 2002 Originally posted by Gaylord Focker: If i see one more Lord of the Rings Spoiler i swear i'm going to bring Master Goodale in here and sick him on who ever does it, and of course Panzer Leader just for fun.And it wouldn't be a spoiler if you'd read the book back in Junior High like you were supposed to, latecomer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaylord Focker Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 Originally posted by dalem: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Gaylord Focker: If i see one more Lord of the Rings Spoiler i swear i'm going to bring Master Goodale in here and sick him on who ever does it, and of course Panzer Leader just for fun.And it wouldn't be a spoiler if you'd read the book back in Junior High like you were supposed to, latecomer.</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 Originally posted by Gaylord Focker: I did actualy start the Hobbit in Junior High and i thought it was kinda gay, and since i had that lame ass DragonLance Trilogy on hand, i opted for the lame ass War of the Lance series.Sometimes you just have to shake your head at the state of the youth these days. Anybody else counting on getting their Social Security? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 Originally posted by Gaylord Focker: I did actualy start the Hobbit in Junior High and i thought it was kinda gay, Well of course it's gonna seem gay if you're reading it next to some other dude with petroleum jelly smeared on your face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 Originally posted by Lars: Sometimes you just have to shake your head at the state of the youth these days. Anybody else counting on getting their Social Security?Yeah, but didn't our parents say the same things about us? Or abuot you, at least? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 Originally posted by Gaylord Focker: If i see one more Lord of the Rings Spoiler i swear i'm going to bring Master Goodale in here and sick him on who ever does it, and of course Panzer Leader just for fun.Hey Focker, the really cool parts are: </font>When Aragorn, Gimli and Legolas go down the Paths of the Dead. </font>When the Treants destroy Saruman's castle fortress. </font>When Gollum attempts to get the Ring from Frodo, and is captured and enslaved. </font>When Gandolf returns to life. </font>When the Riders of Rohan take off to help Gondor. </font>When the forces of Mordor lay seige to Gondor, and a blade of the WitchKing of Angmar wielded by either Merry or Pippin, I forget which, kills the Chief Nazgul. </font>When Frodo is attacked by a giant spider named Shelob. </font>When Gollum bites of Frodo's finger, then falls backwards into Mount Doom. </font>When Saruman takes over the Shire, and is eventually killed by one of his minions, who is then shot full of Hobbit arrows. </font>Was that enough, or are you thirsting for more? Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PondScum Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 Much as I hate to admit it, I have to give kudos to Gaylord Focker for a post that's really flushed the little bast*rds out of the woodwork. Now, someone hand me my flamethrower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 Originally posted by Snarker: ... {snipped} ... Panzer Leader Opposition Party, or PLOP.People mistake my intent, not surprising since the above was from some SSN idiot. It is not now nor ever has been my intent to remove Panzer Leader from the ranks of the Knights of the CessPool ... mind you if ever there WAS such he'd be first on my list, but it's just not done ... yet. No, it has always been the goal to prevent him from posting ... {lowers voice to whisper} THAT PHOTO again, EVER on this thread. Let's keep our eye on the ball lads. Joe p.s. Does this ... THING, belong to anyone? If so the instruction isn't going too well now is it? If not ... then IT needs to be relegated back to SSN status ... Gaylord Focked Up This is intolerable on many levels, but primarily: {d.2.3) Trolling Upon The Outer Board (iiiiiiiii) Inviting a Known And Registered IDIOT Into the MBT. [ December 13, 2002, 06:45 PM: Message edited by: Joe Shaw ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaylord Focker Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 I called off the molten tnt strike on MrSpkr ,no harm no foul right? Your so lucky MrSpkr ! [ December 13, 2002, 07:17 PM: Message edited by: Gaylord Focker ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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