athkatla Posted December 10, 2002 Share Posted December 10, 2002 Hmmmmmmm, I need to kick somebody, lets see..................oh Bo Diddley will do, everyone kicks him!! *BOOT* Ahhhhh, that's better! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted December 10, 2002 Share Posted December 10, 2002 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: J.LO is an annoying, pretentious housepet with delusions of significance...I was just wondering if there was any single person on the planet, including rain forest tribes, certain Kalihari Bushmen and small marsupials dwelling in Tierra Del Fuego who have NOT seen J.Lo's chestal region.</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
athkatla Posted December 10, 2002 Share Posted December 10, 2002 Originally posted by dalem: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo_Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: J.LO is an annoying, pretentious housepet with delusions of significance...I was just wondering if there was any single person on the planet, including rain forest tribes, certain Kalihari Bushmen and small marsupials dwelling in Tierra Del Fuego who have NOT seen J.Lo's chestal region.</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 10, 2002 Share Posted December 10, 2002 Originally posted by athkatla: Hmmmmmmm, I need to kick somebody, lets see..................oh Bo Diddley will do, everyone kicks him!! *BOOT* Ahhhhh, that's better!Yeah, I'll do. I'll do you upside the head with my trusty 9-iron, is what I'll do. Git. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 10, 2002 Share Posted December 10, 2002 Originally posted by dalem: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo_Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: J.LO is an annoying, pretentious housepet with delusions of significance...I was just wondering if there was any single person on the planet, including rain forest tribes, certain Kalihari Bushmen and small marsupials dwelling in Tierra Del Fuego who have NOT seen J.Lo's chestal region.</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted December 10, 2002 Share Posted December 10, 2002 I like doing things that upset Boo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delaney Posted December 10, 2002 Share Posted December 10, 2002 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Delaney: Ok, don't get me wrong, but I always thought Martha was kinda hot, you know in that older woman sort of way. And I just LOVE what she can do with a piece of parchment paper and hot glue. Don't worry, I'm sure Fair Delaney feels the same way.Anyone who'd sleep with Martha Stewart would sleep with Margaret Thatcher, and, most likely, Leona Helmsley. Also, it's just sick to post your disturbing 'hurt me, beat me, make me write bad checks' fascination with older, right-wing female martinets under your poor wife's sign-on. You sick, sick little puddle of poodle urine.</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortlund Posted December 10, 2002 Share Posted December 10, 2002 Where is pee boy? He owes me a turn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marlow Posted December 10, 2002 Share Posted December 10, 2002 Originally posted by Seanachai: Anyone who'd sleep with Martha Stewart would sleep with Margaret Thatcher, and, most likely, Leona Helmsley. Also, it's just sick to post your disturbing 'hurt me, beat me, make me write bad checks' fascination with older, right-wing female martinets under your poor wife's sign-on. You sick, sick little puddle of poodle urine.Don't you wish Gnomeboy. Martha was a major Democratic supporter. We on the right have enough baggage without being saddled with yours. And where is my story? [ December 10, 2002, 03:29 PM: Message edited by: Marlow ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 10, 2002 Share Posted December 10, 2002 Originally posted by dalem: I like doing things that upset Boo.And your continued existence works very well in that regard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted December 11, 2002 Share Posted December 11, 2002 My office is filthy. I need someone to clean it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stalin's Organ Posted December 11, 2002 Share Posted December 11, 2002 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: I like doing things that upset Boo.And your continued existence works very well in that regard.</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 11, 2002 Share Posted December 11, 2002 Originally posted by dalem: My office is filthy. I need someone to clean it."Your office". Riiiiight. You work out of your house, or double-wide...whatever... so why not call it what it is, i.e. the kitchen table or the half of the sofa that the dog isn't presently relieving himself on. Pretentious pillock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted December 11, 2002 Share Posted December 11, 2002 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: My office is filthy. I need someone to clean it."Your office". Riiiiight. You work out of your house, or double-wide...whatever... so why not call it what it is, i.e. the kitchen table or the half of the sofa that the dog isn't presently relieving himself on. Pretentious pillock.</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 11, 2002 Share Posted December 11, 2002 Originally posted by Stalin's Organ: I'm stuck at home with a nasty head cold - fortunately this means I get to play lots of CM - unfortunately it's all your bleedin' fault and I hate you even more! Who rattled your cage, Stalling Wurlitzer? Feeling icky? Good, you just made my day. It won't stop me massacring der Lemming, but as I do so I shall acknowledge that his existence does have some useful purpose after all.Unlike yours, you mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stalin's Organ Posted December 11, 2002 Share Posted December 11, 2002 Originally posted by dalem: Okay, my spare bedroom/computer room/supplementary model painting room is filthy. I need someone to clean it.If you're not going to do it yuorself then you bleedin' well have time to send me the turn you owe me!! Messiness is next to rapid turn-times!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Leader Posted December 11, 2002 Share Posted December 11, 2002 Whatever Nightmare Hippie-Dalem might have to say about our recent... tryste in the snow, I want everyone to know that it was a Pity-F**K and that I felt bad for him being such a whiny imbecile that he couldn't move his troops an inch without them looking up at the camera and shrugging. So, maybe I gave him a head-start, maybe I thought he would be a push-over, and maybe, just maybe, like the dangers of conering a wolverine, it is dangerous to poke a Dalem with sharp sticks. Next time I will be sure to aim for the eyes at least... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurkur Posted December 11, 2002 Share Posted December 11, 2002 Speaking of dangerous, PL, what do you get when you mix three platoons of T-34s with a platoon of Jagdpanthers? A platoon of Jagdpanthers. MUHWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You owe me a turn, nancy boy. Lurk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted December 11, 2002 Share Posted December 11, 2002 Well, after moving house and getting on the piss I have a new email address. For anyone interested in it ( as if ) it is in my profile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted December 11, 2002 Share Posted December 11, 2002 I guess it's time for a Gamey Update or somefink. athklata: I am Italian, he is not-Italian, and I have some bridges to secure on a fine, sunny day. He is a bay window molding and frame, I am dry rot. Lars: QB attack by Lars, who has to deal with a crappy, open map. He is an attacker with a crappy, open map, I am a defender with cover. Read into that what you will. Marlow: This isn't a battle, it's a traffic exercise. He is a crisp dollar bill thrown out of a bus window in a crowded market square in Morocco, I am the surging crowd. OGSF: Another QB I believe, he has a better map than Lars though. He is a slowly-advancing blue station wagon, I am the Spyhunter car with plenty of oil slick left. Stalin's Organ: A nice SL conversion, even to the dismounted cavalry and Stukas of Doom. But he is the toddler with a butter knife, and I am the light socket. Speedbump: A cheery little CM:BO offering near Malmedy. He is the coin placed on the railroad track by an inquisitive grade schooler. I am the 4:20 freight bound for Chicago. Panzer Leader: Wow. 97-3. I didn't know I could get a score like that against a human. He was Traci Lords circa 1984. I was Ron Jeremy, Tom Byron, Buck Adams, Randy West, Herschel Savage, and Joey Silvera all rolled into one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stalin's Organ Posted December 11, 2002 Share Posted December 11, 2002 Originally posted by dalem: IStalin's Organ: A nice SL conversion, even to the dismounted cavalry and Stukas of Doom. But he is the toddler with a butter knife, and I am the light socket..Thiswould be why I'm tearing you a new one while you ait around for someone to flip your switch. Panzer Leader: Wow. 97-3. I didn't know I could get a score like that against a human..And you still haven't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted December 11, 2002 Share Posted December 11, 2002 *WARNING - LADIES PLEASE AVERT YOUR EYES* . . . . . Originally posted by dalem: I was Ron Jeremy, Tom Byron, Buck Adams, Randy West, Herschel Savage, and Joey Silvera all rolled into one.The preverted image THAT statement attempts to conjure doesn't bear imagining ... Dalem, you are a sick puppy. Why don't you learn TiddleyWinks instead?? AJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stalin's Organ Posted December 11, 2002 Share Posted December 11, 2002 Originally posted by AussieJeff: Dalem, you are a sick puppy. Why don't you learn TiddleyWinks instead?? He can't win against human beings at that either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakko Ichiu Posted December 11, 2002 Share Posted December 11, 2002 Well, possums, I'm back, and I can't say that I've missed any of you. The power came on approx. 18:20 EDT today, after I had spent $800 cash and hours of my valuable time procuring and installing a household generator. I'd love to say that little encoded packages of Death, Doom, and Destruction will be winging their ways to my various opponents forthwith, but frankly I have more important things to do - brush my cat, for instance. There's also the matter of the two dozen or so large trees still needing to be chain-sawed and stacked, and figuring out how I'm going to be able to afford all the stuff the insurance won't pay for. You have to laugh. I take solace in the fact that it could have been much worse, and maintain perspective by recognizing that for many it is. And when despair started creeping over me like a wet, moldy blanket, I found refuge in the undying hatred that I have for all of you. They can take away my power, they can tear my roof, smash my car, max out my MasterCard™, and cover my hands in petroleum rash, but they can't take away my hatred. Toodles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted December 11, 2002 Share Posted December 11, 2002 All turns up and out. If you didn't get one it's because you owe me one. Like, duh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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