Lars Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 Lars: And now, this week's sermon is from our despis.. er, beloved Justicar, Joe Shaw. Joe Shaw: And now people. And now people. When I woke up this morning, I heard a disturbing sound. I said, when I woke up this morning I heard a disturbing sound. What I heard was the jingle-jangle of a thousand lost SSNs. And I'm talking about the souls of modern men and women, forsaken from this Challenge. Wait a minute, those lost jangle SSNs roamin' unseen over the earth, seek the divine Taunt, they'll not find. Because it's too late... too late yeah, too late for them to ever see again, the Taunt they once chose not to follow! Alright, alright, don't be lost when the time comes. For the day of the Mother Beautiful Thread cometh, as a thief in the night. Sod Off. Kniggets: Sod Off. Joe Shaw: Do you see the Taunt? Kniggets: Challenge someone specific! Joe Shaw: Do you see the TAUNT?! Kniggets: Sound off like you have a pair!! Joe Shaw: DO you SEE the TAUNT?!! Kniggets: Do not sound off about your pair!!! Joe Shaw: DO YOU SEE THE TAUNT!!! Ted: What taunt? Joe Shaw: HAVE YOU SEEN THE TAUNT?!!!! The rest of the SSNs: Yes, yes! Jesus H. tapdancin' Christ, We have seen the Taunt! Joe Shaw: Praise Berli. Kniggets: And SOD OFF!!!!! {edited on a first ssn come, first ssn served basis} [ December 20, 2002, 01:54 PM: Message edited by: Lars ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 Two topics back to back with the word "Peng" in them. Gives me the willey's [ December 20, 2002, 01:30 PM: Message edited by: Ted ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted December 20, 2002 Author Share Posted December 20, 2002 Originally posted by Ted: Two topics back to back with the word "Peng" in them. Gives me the willey'sNope, this one hasn't seen the taunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Leader Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 <big>Reprise!</big> Seanachai's in the outerboards mixing up the newbies I'm on the MBT thinking 'bout the Olde Ones Gaylord in a trench coat,hands out, says he's got two movie tickets Wants to go with a REAL Knight Look out Gnome, it's something you did Fred knows when but yer doing it again You better duck back in the cess pool Round up some new SSNs 'Cause Berli's in a coon-skin He wants 11 new squires But you only got 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 Prose, Lame where are you, you song botching sot? Send a turn before your demise at the hands of the outraged Berli. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 Originally posted by Ted: Two topics back to back with the word "Peng" in them. Gives me the willey'sHey, if that's the only way for you to get a willy, more power to ya. Oh, and sod off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 Originally posted by Panzer Leader: <big>Reprise!</big><font size="+4">DIE!</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 slowly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 Originally posted by Seanachai: Hey! MrPeng, my old friend, make a taunt for me, I'm not sleepy and there's just one thread I'm going to.Originally posted by Boo Radley: And it's no surprise to anyone that Seanachai's rendition runs longer than the original. Sweet, fancy Moses, that man do so like to go on. I'm off to do a bit of Christmas shopping. Hold down the fort.Originally posted by Seanachai: It's line for line the same, you pillock.Mea Culpa. Yours just seemed longer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Leader Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 What?? Oh, ok, one more: Lay, arty lay, Lay across Berli's MLR Stay, arty Stay, Stay with another salvo next turn Whatever fleshy bits things you've wrought in those Trees I'll flush them out and you'll be pleased Lay, rickets lay, Lay across Berli's MLR Stay, rickets Stay, Stay with another salvo next turn Until the Break of the Army of Berli His clothes are dirty and his hands are worse Fell his 'splodey things with shiny air-bursts Lay, arty lay, Lay across Berli's MLR Stay, arty Stay, Stay with another salvo next turn I long to See Army of Berli's Demise I long to breach Berli's indefatigable lines Stay rickets stay, stay and watch as Berli dies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 It's hard to know whether Panzer Leader is more deserving of the brick, or the ball gag. I say gag him while we find the brick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 Originally posted by Leeo: I say gag him while we find the brick.Just choke the life out of him. The brick is reserved for Meeks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr /> Originally posted by Seanachai: Hey! MrPeng, my old friend, make a taunt for me, I'm not sleepy and there's just one thread I'm going to.Originally posted by Boo Radley: And it's no surprise to anyone that Seanachai's rendition runs longer than the original. Sweet, fancy Moses, that man do so like to go on. I'm off to do a bit of Christmas shopping. Hold down the fort.Originally posted by Seanachai: It's line for line the same, you pillock.Mea Culpa. Yours just seemed longer.</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 But Bob Dylan blows anyway. As long as he's not singing them hisself it's all good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 Personally, I'd like to see both Panzer Leader and Bob Dylan taken out back and bludgeoned to an inch of their lives .... but that might just be me? *shrug* Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 Originally posted by Snarker: Betcha say that to all the boys. S' funny, I was going to put in a disclaimer that I was speaking about Seanachai's song and only his song, but I stopped myself, thinking, "Why not let the puerile-minded have a little alleged fun?" And once again, Snacker, ya didn't let me down. I got to thinking about your hill-billy self after the last round of inbreds went off roading behind my house at O dark thirty. I despise you because you use lawyer speak for no sensible reason. I despise you for living farther from New Jersey than we do. But then I count my blessings - you're closer to that verbose Chai fellow.A). I don't use "lawyer-speak". Never have I said "retainer", unless I was talking about your orthodontic appliance. LSMFT). I think I live close to equidistant from both Noo Joizy and Minnesnowduh. Which means you all revolve around me, which is as it should be. R2D2). It says in your profile that you live in "Pennsyltucky"? The fact that you think I'm a hillbilly just shows how unravelled your DNA truly is. I imagine it looks like a strand of uncooked spaghetti. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Snarker: Berli, my Christmas good deed for you: Devils on Horseback Angels on Horseback Enjoy.Must admit that the Angels look like they would be better tasting than the Devils.</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 If the wine comes out of the cellar, please excuse me if I give it a miss today. *ulp* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted December 20, 2002 Author Share Posted December 20, 2002 Have some of those Angels on Horseback Mace, that'll fix you right up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: Mea Culpa. Yours just seemed longer.Actually, I hear that a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo_Radley: Mea Culpa. Yours just seemed longer.Actually, I hear that a lot.</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo_Radley: Mea Culpa. Yours just seemed longer.Actually, I hear that a lot.</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 Good God, Panzer Leader, desist! Every one of your efforts was awful in a way that was uniquely unbearable. Let me show you how it's done. With, of course, the usual apologies to Bob Dylan*: Seanachai's 115th Combat Mission Dream I was riding an assault boat When I thought I spied some land I yelled for Mr. Peng I have yuh understand Who came running to the deck Said, "Boys, forget the game Look on over yonder We’ll find good times And I’ll find fame Haul on the bowline" We sang a jolly melody Like all folk tend to do When they’re around old Seanachai "I think I'll call it the Cesspool" I said as we hit land I took a deep breath I fell down, I could not stand Mister Peng he started Writing out some screeds He said, "Let's set up a Schloss And start committing gross misdeeds" Just then Joe Shaw comes down the street Crazy as a loon He threw us all in jail For singing out of tune In jail I started singin’ They quickly set me free I went to get some help I walked by a strange donkey Who directed me down To the Outer Board slums Where people carried signs around Saying, "Ban the Peng bums" I jumped right into line Sayin', "I hope that I'm not late" When I realized I hadn't posted For five days straight I went into a thread Lookin' for Berli I said ‘has anyone seen the devil?’ tell him it’s Seanachai The Moderator he was quite bald and carried a huge padlock he told me you lot get back to your hole or we’ll have your accounts all blocked Just then the whole thread Exploded in flaming crap Abuse was flying everywhere And I left without my red hat Now, I didn't mean to be pushy But I went up to a Finn To get some bail for MrPeng And the Knights I left with him He asked me for some collateral And I offered him Panzer Leader He threw me in the alley When up comes this foreign bleeder Who invited me to the his thread I went, but it was full of grogs Who roughed me up And mocked my knowledge And ripped off all of my mods Well, I knocked upon a thread With the U.S. flag upon display I said, "Could you please help me out I got some friends down the way" And Echo says, "Get out of here I'll tear you limb from limb" I said, "You know they refused Redwolf, too" He said, "You're not Him Get out of here before I break your bones I ain't your pop" I decided to have him banned And I went looking for the Padlock I ran right outside And I hopped inside a halftrack I went out the other door This Scotsman shouted, "Crap" As I tripped over his wee spaniel And an SSN that stood drooling across from a Forum Advertising brotherhood I ran right through the front door Like a good Cesspooler does But it was just the General Forum And Slapdragon asked me who I was I repeated that my friends Were all in jail, with a sigh He looked around all paranoid And said, “the Aussies all want me to die" I shook his hand and said goodbye Ran out to the street When an Australian came down the road And knocked me off my feet A pay phone was ringing It just about blew my mind When I picked it up and said hello I heard sheep bleating on the line Well, by this time I was fed up At tryin' to do a thing About bringin' back any help For my friends and MrPeng I decided to flip a coin Like either heads or tails Would let me know if I should go To the Cesspool or back to jail So I hocked my Squires And I got a coin for the fools It came up tails Which rhymed with fail So I made it back to the Pool Well, I got back and took The Board Warning off the trash I was ripping it to shreds When this Moderator strolled past He asked me my name And I said, "Elijah Meeks" He believed me but He wanted to know Why I hung out with all the freaks I said that to do so, by BFC I was employed He let me go right away He was very paranoid Well, the last I heard of MrPeng He was looking rather pale And was married to a deputy Inspector of the jail But the funniest thing was When I was leavin' the place I saw three tanks immobilized With guns all pointed my way I asked the commander what his name was And how come he didn't drive a truck He said his name was Gaylord I just said, "Good luck." Berli, should I have Lagavulin on hand for your post-Homicide tipple? *Dylan is now telling me not to bother with apologies anymore, and that I'll be hearing from his attorneys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 Originally posted by Seanachai: Good God, Panzer Leader, desist! Every one of your efforts was awful in a way that was uniquely unbearable. Let me show you how it's done. With, of course, the usual apologies to Bob Dylan*: Seanachai's 115th Combat Mission Dream I was riding an assault boat When I thought I spied some land I yelled for Mr. Peng I have yuh understand Who came running to the deck Said, "Boys, forget the game Look on over yonder We’ll find good times And I’ll find fame Haul on the bowline" We sang a jolly melody Like all folk tend to do When they’re around old Seanachai "I think I'll call it the Cesspool" I said as we hit land I took a deep breath I fell down, I could not stand Mister Peng he started Writing out some screeds He said, "Let's set up a Schloss And start committing gross misdeeds" Just then Joe Shaw comes down the street Crazy as a loon He threw us all in jail For singing out of tune In jail I started singin’ They quickly set me free I went to get some help I walked by a strange donkey Who directed me down To the Outer Board slums Where people carried signs around Saying, "Ban the Peng bums" I jumped right into line Sayin', "I hope that I'm not late" When I realized I hadn't posted For five days straight I went into a thread Lookin' for Berli I said ‘has anyone seen the devil?’ tell him it’s Seanachai The Moderator he was quite bald and carried a huge padlock he told me you lot get back to your hole or we’ll have your accounts all blocked Just then the whole thread Exploded in flaming crap Abuse was flying everywhere And I left without my red hat Now, I didn't mean to be pushy But I went up to a Finn To get some bail for MrPeng And the Knights I left with him He asked me for some collateral And I offered him Panzer Leader He threw me in the alley When up comes this foreign bleeder Who invited me to the his thread I went, but it was full of grogs Who roughed me up And mocked my knowledge And ripped off all of my mods Well, I knocked upon a thread With the U.S. flag upon display I said, "Could you please help me out I got some friends down the way" And Echo says, "Get out of here I'll tear you limb from limb" I said, "You know they refused Redwolf, too" He said, "You're not Him Get out of here before I break your bones I ain't your pop" I decided to have him banned And I went looking for the Padlock I ran right outside And I hopped inside a halftrack I went out the other door This Scotsman shouted, "Crap" As I tripped over his wee spaniel And an SSN that stood drooling across from a Forum Advertising brotherhood I ran right through the front door Like a good Cesspooler does But it was just the General Forum And Slapdragon asked me who I was I repeated that my friends Were all in jail, with a sigh He looked around all paranoid And said, “the Aussies all want me to die" I shook his hand and said goodbye Ran out to the street When an Australian came down the road And knocked me off my feet A pay phone was ringing It just about blew my mind When I picked it up and said hello I heard sheep bleating on the line Well, by this time I was fed up At tryin' to do a thing About bringin' back any help For my friends and MrPeng I decided to flip a coin Like either heads or tails Would let me know if I should go To the Cesspool or back to jail So I hocked my Squires And I got a coin for the fools It came up tails Which rhymed with fail So I made it back to the Pool Well, I got back and took The Board Warning off the trash I was ripping it to shreds When this Moderator strolled past He asked me my name And I said, "Elijah Meeks" He believed me but He wanted to know Why I hung out with all the freaks I said that to do so, by BFC I was employed He let me go right away He was very paranoid Well, the last I heard of MrPeng He was looking rather pale And was married to a deputy Inspector of the jail But the funniest thing was When I was leavin' the place I saw three tanks immobilized With guns all pointed my way I asked the commander what his name was And how come he didn't drive a truck He said his name was Gaylord I just said, "Good luck." Berli, should I have Lagavulin on hand for your post-Homicide tipple? *Dylan is now telling me not to bother with apologies anymore, and that I'll be hearing from his attorneys. Originally posted by Boo_Radley: Mea Culpa. Yours just seemed longer.Originally posted by Seanacoochie: Actually, I hear that a lot.*Gets out her tape measure* Yep the Gnome wins hands down. His is definately longer and much more impressive than most. Sorry Mace but you're Post fell short by at least a dozen verses.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaylord Focker Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 That dream would have been cooler if i gave the order to fire on smurf villiage . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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