The CM AI Posted November 3, 2002 Share Posted November 3, 2002 OK, humans. I need my own thread for this, so listen up! First of all, some guy named Bruno Weiss said that I was too dumb to post to this board. Boy did that make me mad, and boy was he wrong. :mad: :mad: Second, despite all the nasty stuff you say about me, the boss has said it all: "CM's AI is probably the best out there compared to any other wargame of a similar nature." Hear that? I'M THE BEST! I'M THE BEST! OK, got that off my chest. Now, listen to the other news: I'm so complex and mysterious you can't possibly begin to understand me. :eek: Now the final word. You say I cheat, but you can't prove it--try as you might, you just can't prove it. But what I say is: "Humans cheat! And I can prove it!" If your King Tiger gets fried by my lurking zook or tank hunter team, what do you do? Do you come on this board and report how smart the CM AI really is? No, you just hit alt-A, change your orders, fry my zook, then come on this board and report how dumb I am. See, humans cheat, and I can prove it. :mad: :mad: Oh, yeah, one more thing. Somebody on that "CM AI Stinks" thread that got me started said I'd probably be in the cesspool pretty soon. Well, get this straight, I may not be human, but I'm also not subhuman. [ November 02, 2002, 06:51 PM: Message edited by: The CM AI ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wildass69 Posted November 3, 2002 Share Posted November 3, 2002 Hey smart AI(ss) - oh I'm just kidding). Thanks for the tip on the "Alt A"!!! (Do Humans actually do that?) You ain't so smart after all..... Ar ar ar ar ar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nippy Posted November 3, 2002 Share Posted November 3, 2002 See, humans cheat, and I can prove it. "Come on, let me, the all knowing and loving AI, pick your forces for you. You don't want to do all that hard work yourself. I swear I won't pit Human controled Armored Cars against Elite AI controled Tigers on a flat Steppe map." Hey Charlie Brown, come and kick the football... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treeburst155 Posted November 3, 2002 Share Posted November 3, 2002 Actually, the AI does get cheated by humans; but the humans are unaware that they have been given this little advantage. I won't get into it right now, but it's in there to keep the AI humble. BTW, pleased to meet you CM AI. I've always called you Roxy. Is that your real name? Treeburst155 out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Dorosh Posted November 3, 2002 Share Posted November 3, 2002 Excellent post, CM AI. I hope we'll hear more from you in the future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
War RaVeN Posted November 3, 2002 Share Posted November 3, 2002 The amazing AI It’s not only thinking but also it talks? And teach us humans to cheat! And now are my rusky soldiers on a strike, they demand more safety rules and more good leadership, I try to start whit crates of wodka and put them all back in a human wave………… :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zarquon Posted November 3, 2002 Share Posted November 3, 2002 What's the square root of 79876567 (just to make sure this is not a fake)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullethead Posted November 3, 2002 Share Posted November 3, 2002 The CM AI: OK, humans. I need my own thread for this, so listen up!LOL!!! Good one. Is this what happens when one gets completely assimilated? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMX2 Borg Posted November 3, 2002 Share Posted November 3, 2002 Originally posted by Bullethead: Is this what happens when one gets completely assimilated?No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The CM AI Posted November 3, 2002 Author Share Posted November 3, 2002 Originally posted by Zarquon: What's the square root of 79876567 (just to make sure this is not a fake)?8937.37, of course. :cool: Treeburst 155, it is your duty to report further on how humans cheat the AI. Also, my name is not Roxy. It is "The CM AI." CMBB Borg--nice to meet a fellow creature. And, I am glad my post pleases you, Mr. Dorosh. You will be hearing from me again.... [ November 02, 2002, 09:25 PM: Message edited by: The CM AI ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franko Posted November 3, 2002 Share Posted November 3, 2002 hilarious post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted November 3, 2002 Share Posted November 3, 2002 I knew it. "They" are taking over. It was bound to happen... Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wildass69 Posted November 3, 2002 Share Posted November 3, 2002 Not as long as we can cheat. Don't ever forget that CM AI. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gnuif Posted November 3, 2002 Share Posted November 3, 2002 I find that drinking beer enhances my morale. Is that considered cheating? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Straif Posted November 3, 2002 Share Posted November 3, 2002 Originally posted by gnuif: I find that drinking beer enhances my morale. Is that considered cheating?I don't think so, because the same time beer lowers your libido - so it is all balanced. Straif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sgt. Emren Posted November 3, 2002 Share Posted November 3, 2002 CM AI, as is now the custom around here, you need to set up a test-scenario, define the exact variable being tested and then run -oh I don't know- about 1200 tests to prove your point. But that shouldn't be a problem for you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bone_Vulture Posted November 3, 2002 Share Posted November 3, 2002 We'll have to tweak the CM AI, so it'll use less smileys... Oh, and CM AI: your attacking skills still suck major spherical objects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lumbergh Posted November 3, 2002 Share Posted November 3, 2002 Originally posted by The CM AI: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Zarquon: What's the square root of 79876567 (just to make sure this is not a fake)?8937.37, of course. :cool: </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruno Weiss Posted November 3, 2002 Share Posted November 3, 2002 The P value! Throw the P value at him, that'll stop him. [ November 03, 2002, 07:21 AM: Message edited by: Bruno Weiss ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevinkins Posted November 3, 2002 Share Posted November 3, 2002 The CM AI - I will phrase this gently ... Have you even played yourself and if so what was the result ... no screen shots please. - Kevin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted November 3, 2002 Share Posted November 3, 2002 Yes yes almost funny now move along theres nothing to see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenfedoroff Posted November 3, 2002 Share Posted November 3, 2002 Originally posted by Bone_Vulture: .... Oh, and CM AI: your attacking skills still suck major spherical objects.------------------------------------------------- Not if your H.Q.'s pop first! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBigCheese Posted November 3, 2002 Share Posted November 3, 2002 So A.I. you think humans cheat! I think you're just a bad loser Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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