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CMX2 Borg

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  1. It started when an early version of CM presented the audible feedback "You will be assimilated!" whenever your units spotted a new enemy unit. </font>
  2. Ho! We aCMilated this one so badly we haven't posted in months...
  3. Rubbing our hands with glee and giggling like schoolgirls. Ales felt it, down deep. The Collective feels it. We are happy. We are delighted. We are the CM Borg and feckless little Rudy has been aCMilated. NEXT!
  4. The power of the Collective is growing... We recently aCMilated Oberführer Göthering of the jägerbattaillon at Großkirchen.... [ November 04, 2005, 02:28 PM: Message edited by: CMX2 Borg ]
  5. We sense a strange malaise in the Collective; like a million interconnected souls wondering what the hell we were thinking when we aCMilated you. We can't believe we're saying this but... You're free to go. :mad: Good luck with that post count. You are unaCMilated.
  6. I shouldn't fret too much; your absorption will be complete in due time. Your distinctiveness will be added to our own. You will be aCMilated.
  7. Get it right, twerp. :mad: CMX2 newbies will have their disinctiveness added to our own. Resistance is futile. Unless it's not WW II then all bets are off.
  8. Do not address us in the second person, puny earthling! :mad: :mad: You were "aCMilated" not "ass"imilated. That ten pound ham you used to call your backside is of no more use to the Collective than a copy of Eric Young's Squad Assault.
  9. You rang? The very fact you made no sheep reference indicates that our aCMilation of you has been successful. Your distinctiveness has been added to our own. Embark is now one of the Collective. He too has been aCMilated.
  10. You make it sound like you're an expert on the subject. He is at one with the Collective. It's the natural way of things.
  11. That's Cretin, cretin. And stop working my side of the street. :mad: Bob's distinctiveness WILL be added to our own.
  12. A hopelessly arcane question, on the fringe of being off topic, but poised delectably so as to arouse the senses of your fellow posters. Your distinctiveness has indeed been added to our own. You are are one with we, the collective. You will henceforth post trivial knowledge and swap inconceivable notions. You will argue, you will namecall. You are one of us now. You will play CM until all hours of the night; you will take notes and study graphs. You will create Excel spreadsheets, and you will lobby for factors such as the above to be represented in the internal calculations of the new game engine. All is going according to plan. We have viewed your progress with great interest, 13269 of 13479. It has happened. You have been aCMilated.
  13. Ahem... ...nice thread title, 7599 of 12099!
  14. Was there ever any doubt? Congrats; you have been aCMilated! [ January 26, 2003, 01:43 PM: Message edited by: CMBB Borg ]
  15. The Twelfth Sign that you have been well and truly aCMilated. We had warned you that further resistance would be futile, and that your distinctiveness would be added to our own. You may feel that chucking hot, scalding, molten TNT is a sign of your cultural ascendance but it is really only a sign that you have joined Us of the Collective. You never stood a chance. Maggot.
  16. My, what a touching story. How sad that we didn't realize we had no choice. You have been aCMilated. You were aCMilated two years ago but were too pigheaded to realize it. But we forgive you. Your distinctiveness has been added to our own.
  17. <font color="navy">We, the CMBB Borg, are sure we don't need to say it... ...luckily it is said in our sig. </font>
  18. For the love of me, PLEASE get it right....please? Just once?
  19. Because your distinctiveness cries out to be added to our Collective. You are obviously adrift, agonizing over your attachment to archaic bits of cardboard and voluminous sets of rules. Set yourself free, and become one with us. You will be aCMilated without prejudice. You won't feel a thing. Your wife, on the other hand, will never forgive us.
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