A hopelessly arcane question, on the fringe of being off topic, but poised delectably so as to arouse the senses of your fellow posters.
Your distinctiveness has indeed been added to our own. You are are one with we, the collective. You will henceforth post trivial knowledge and swap inconceivable notions. You will argue, you will namecall. You are one of us now.
You will play CM until all hours of the night; you will take notes and study graphs. You will create Excel spreadsheets, and you will lobby for factors such as the above to be represented in the internal calculations of the new game engine.
All is going according to plan. We have viewed your progress with great interest, 13269 of 13479. It has happened.
You have been aCMilated.