Michael Emrys Posted December 31, 2004 Share Posted December 31, 2004 Apparently that site does not exist. Yet another Shavian fraud? Let us hope so. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 31, 2004 Share Posted December 31, 2004 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: Apparently that site does not exist. Yet another Shavian fraud? Let us hope so. Michael Try it again ... I was updating ... I hope. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted December 31, 2004 Share Posted December 31, 2004 Oh Great and Unforgetful Justicariot At what point will the dear Lady Morraine perform the operation to allow you to sing those high notes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 31, 2004 Share Posted December 31, 2004 Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joey, Jo-Jo! I was NEVER Squire to JDMorse (and a finer Squire he could only hope for!). I was Squire to M'Lud Croda of the Nefarious Legions. HE was Squire to JDMorse (and did a rum job of it, I'm sure). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 31, 2004 Share Posted December 31, 2004 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: Oh Great and Unforgetful Justicariot At what point will the dear Lady Morraine perform the operation to allow you to sing those high notes? Jim Boggs I'm quite sure that I have NO idea of what you're talking about or in reference to whatever the hell it is that you think you're talking about has to do with me ... Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 31, 2004 Share Posted December 31, 2004 Originally posted by Boo Radley: Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joey, Jo-Jo! I was NEVER Squire to JDMorse (and a finer Squire he could only hope for!). I was Squire to M'Lud Croda of the Nefarious Legions. HE was Squire to JDMorse (and did a rum job of it, I'm sure). Yes, yes, yes, but it's not a matter of who your Liege was (IMAGINE my shock and surprise to find that it was Croda) but rather to which HOUSE your Liege belonged. As he was the Squire of jdmorse he belongs to that House ... as do you. I, for example, founded the great and noble Shavian House and my former Squire Lars is a member of that house. Likewise HIS Squires (Lt. Horlund for one) are also members of the Shavian House. I shouldn't have to explain this to you. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 31, 2004 Share Posted December 31, 2004 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: I shouldn't have to explain this to you. Joe But I find that listening to your voice is far better than taking a sleeping pill... and almost as effective as massaging my skull with a ball peen hammer. Regardless of what you say, I was never Squire to JDMorse. If it matters nought to you, let it stand as testament to your shoddy research. No one here would be surprised. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted December 31, 2004 Share Posted December 31, 2004 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Try it again ... I was updating ... I hope.Well update this: Kitty, Babra (who's been lurking in the general forum of late), and Stuka. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted December 31, 2004 Share Posted December 31, 2004 And I can't remember sending you that photo of me, I thought I had burnt it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted December 31, 2004 Share Posted December 31, 2004 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: aaAAOOOOgah! aaAAOOOOgah! aaAAOOOOgah! ATTENTION THE CESSPOOL! ATTENTION THE CESSPOOL The Justicariate of the Peng Challenge Thread is announcing the creation of the OFFICIAL Peng Challenge Thread Website. Justicariate of the Peng Challenge Thread This website will contain profiles of all CessPool members and the photos of as many as can be obtained. If a photo is not readily available a suitable substitute has been chosen. To avoid having the substitute shown for YOU, send a suitable photo to your Justicar who will size and prepare it for inclusion ... NO ALTERATIONS SAVE FOR APPROPRIATE CROPPING WILL BE DONE. If you find the profile information inaccurate please advise your Justicar so that corrections can be made. Should you find the profile information unflattering ... tough, this is the CessPool. However, as your Justicar is a stern BUT CARING Justicar, he will be willing to consider alternatives submitted by the highest bidder ... uh, the person in question. Should you find that members are NOT currently listed please advise your Justicar and be prepared to provide relevant information. It is anticipated that this site will allow all to determine the status of a given member as well as allow your Justicar to keep track of Serfs, Squires, Knights and those sent to Coventry. Not ALL members are currently listed but your Justicar is typing his fingers to the bone as we speak ... type ... whatever. Your Justicar can't do it alone, he needs your input ... mostly so that he can make fun of it. It is further anticipated that your Justicar will make use of the site to post various denigrating photos and ... wait for it ... "Your Favorite Posts". That's right, from Grog Porn to The Trial of Seanachai, the Traditions of the CessPool will be maintained on the OFFICIAL Justicariate of the Peng Challenge Thread website. Joe You forgot me, I feel so empty inside... Now if you will excuse me, I will go and write in my poetry book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted December 31, 2004 Share Posted December 31, 2004 Originally posted by Speedy: And I can't remember sending you that photo of me, I thought I had burnt it. Heh! My sources have provided me with a picture of you. Makes a great aiming point for darts. hmmm I think I'm drunk (again) Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted December 31, 2004 Share Posted December 31, 2004 Originally posted by stikkypixie: I feel so empty insideThat feeling will continue until you actually get some brain cells in that cranial cavity of yours! It's great to be a senior kiiinight. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 31, 2004 Share Posted December 31, 2004 Yeeeecccchhhh!!!!! I go to look at my listing and what do I find? A ghastly photograph of a hideous person. Why oh why have I been singled out for this heartless abuse? Can't I at least have the moose? If I ever get my hands on the perpetrator of this obscene hoax, there will be hell to pay, I promise you! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted December 31, 2004 Share Posted December 31, 2004 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: Yeeeecccchhhh!!!!! I go to look at my listing and what do I find? A ghastly photograph of a hideous person. Why oh why have I been singled out for this heartless abuse? Can't I at least have the moose? If I ever get my hands on the perpetrator of this obscene hoax, there will be hell to pay, I promise you! Michael It suits. Shutup. Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted December 31, 2004 Share Posted December 31, 2004 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: If I ever get my hands on the perpetrator of this obscene hoax, there will be hell to pay, I promise you!pssssst........... *sets up the deck chair, grabs the esky full of alcoholic beverages, and settles down* .......it was Joe Shaw's fault! Mace PS you his twin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 31, 2004 Share Posted December 31, 2004 Originally posted by Mace: .......it was Joe Shaw's fault! PS you his twin? Good god no! I wouldn't be caught dead with him in my family tree. In fact there is some question as to whether he is even taxonomically related to the human species at all. Most likely he is of the class Reptilia, the cold-blooded, slimy, belly crawling... Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted December 31, 2004 Share Posted December 31, 2004 yeh, how come you look so much like him then? I mean, Joe posted that picture with your NAME on it, and it must be true since it's on the internet! Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted December 31, 2004 Share Posted December 31, 2004 Originally post by Joe Shaw: Your Justicar can't do it alone,...... How pathetic.....there is not a single woman on this planet who would offer to help you out? You could ask your doctor to run a sperm count, at some point someone would need to assist you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted December 31, 2004 Share Posted December 31, 2004 Thankyou Nidan1. I am now being traumatised by a range of mental images. *shudders* Mace. PS my glass is empty. Someone refill it! Chop chop!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted December 31, 2004 Share Posted December 31, 2004 Originally posted by Mace: Thankyou Nidan1. I am now being traumatised by a range of mental images. *shudders* Mace. PS my glass is empty. Someone refill it! Chop chop!! Is it 2005 yet on that horrible continent, you live on? If so Happy New Year....of course it doesnt really count until the ball drops in Times Square, but I guess its better that you lot inhabit the other side of the globe, rather than having you here clogging our streets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted December 31, 2004 Share Posted December 31, 2004 Originally posted by Nidan1: of course it doesnt really count until the ball drops in Times Square,My balls dropped years ago, and boy did that count! Mace [ December 31, 2004, 04:48 AM: Message edited by: Mace ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted December 31, 2004 Share Posted December 31, 2004 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Jim Boggs: Oh Great and Unforgetful Justicariot At what point will the dear Lady Morraine perform the operation to allow you to sing those high notes? Jim Boggs I'm quite sure that I have NO idea of what you're talking about or in reference to whatever the hell it is that you think you're talking about has to do with me ... Joe </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted December 31, 2004 Share Posted December 31, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: Must I do all the singing?! I dreamed of you on my farm I dreamed of you in my arms But dreams are always wrong I never dreamed I'd hurt you I never dreamed I'd lose you In my dreams, I'm always strong........ And now the creek is rising And all my bridges burnt I always dreamed of big crowds Plooms of smoke and high clouds But dreams don't last for long.... I have my suspicions When the stars are in position All will be revealed But I know that until then Unless the stars surrender All will be concealed... And now the snow is falling And all my fences torn I know you need someone And I can hear someone Somewhere in this song.... I dreamed that I was walking And the two of us were talking Of all lives mysteries But words that flow between friends Winding streams, without end I wanted you to see But it can seem surprising When you find yourself alone And now the dark is rising And a brand new moon is born I always dreamed I'd love you I never dreamed I'd lose you In my dreams, I'm always strong -------------------- Mercury Rev The Dark Is Rising Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 31, 2004 Share Posted December 31, 2004 Thank you for your updates to the webpage, all reported should have been completed. I am still missing photos, however, and would HATE to have to find something WORSE than the current default photo. I'm also interested in the geneology of the Houses of the Pool. Please provide whatever information you can as to the founders and by blows of the various Houses. Finally, if you have any material you'd like to have posted in the Traditions of the CessPool section please find it and send it or a link to me. I'm particularly interested in Hakko Ichiu's famous Grog Porn post. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted December 31, 2004 Share Posted December 31, 2004 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Thank you for your updates to the webpage, all reported should have been completed. I am still missing photos, however, and would HATE to have to find something WORSE than the current default photo. I'm also interested in the geneology of the Houses of the Pool. Please provide whatever information you can as to the founders and by blows of the various Houses. Finally, if you have any material you'd like to have posted in the Traditions of the CessPool section please find it and send it or a link to me. I'm particularly interested in Hakko Ichiu's famous Grog Porn post. Joe And he still managed to forget me...AGAIN! *breaks down in tears* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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