Becket Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 Originally posted by mike_the_wino: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Becket: My wino to English translator is broken. Did the sackless wonder just accept my challenge, pitting his Italians against my Kiwis in a pure armor battle? I will make this simple, like yourself: We are on for a 1200 point ME Italians (me) kicking the snot out of Kiwis (you) in July '42. Send me a setup you worthless scrot, if you can pry your cold-clammy hands from the soothing warmth of your genitalia long enough. Please wash up before sending, you goat-porn-luvin-prevert. Clear enough, laddy? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aces_and_8's Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 Mike, ya simpering fool...turns out. BTW, the little par****ans you have crawling about... They will soon find my jackboots firmly planted on the back of their necks as I give them a slow, painful enema with my grenades, except the one under the front of my IIC. I plan on pinning his arse in place, neutral steering, then killing him through carbon monoxide poisoning... MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 Well, I called Paula and she says we have a parcel in the mailbox but her hands were full and she couldn't carry it in. She doesn't know what it is. I should be home in 45 minutes. If you hear a faint scream of anguish at that time, you know what it is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keke Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 Originally posted by Axe2121: I stand corrected. However, I will no longer be able to refer to you as an über-Finn. From now on you are an uber-Finn — it rhymes with blubber. :mad: :mad: :mad: That's an expection to the rule!...From now on! :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted December 10, 2003 Author Share Posted December 10, 2003 Originally posted by Axe2121: Well, I called Paula and she says we have a parcel in the mailbox but her hands were full and she couldn't carry it in. She doesn't know what it is. I should be home in 45 minutes. If you hear a faint scream of anguish at that time, you know what it is. Auntie Martha's fruitKeke? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted December 10, 2003 Author Share Posted December 10, 2003 Originally posted by Keke: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121: I stand corrected. However, I will no longer be able to refer to you as an über-Finn. From now on you are an uber-Finn — it rhymes with blubber. :mad: :mad: :mad: That's an expection to the rule!...From now on! :mad: </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 Originally posted by Aces_and_8's: Mike, ya simpering fool...turns out. BTW, the little par****ans you have crawling about... HA! so you've looked at the setup have you - bleedin' typical cheatin' <smal>penguin</small> trick - no matter tho skuz bucket - in 70+ turns you'll be leopard seal bait..... :mad: :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aces_and_8's Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 Originally posted by Mike: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Aces_and_8's: Mike, ya simpering fool...turns out. BTW, the little par****ans you have crawling about... HA! so you've looked at the setup have you - bleedin' typical cheatin' <smal>penguin</small> trick - no matter tho skuz bucket - in 70+ turns you'll be leopard seal bait..... :mad: :mad: :mad: </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 *sigh* Oh well, tomorrow's another day. Of waiting in ambush for the postman....mwahahahahahaha!!! :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 Originally posted by Aces_and_8's: The little bastiches went stupid on ya's. How can they have, since I haven't plotted my first move yet??!! :confused: :confused: :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted December 10, 2003 Author Share Posted December 10, 2003 Originally posted by Axe2121: *sigh* Oh well, tomorrow's another day. Of waiting in ambush for the postman....mwahahahahahaha!!! :mad: :mad: Montreal got it today so it's apparent who your Guvment caters to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 Originally posted by Snarker: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121: *sigh* Oh well, tomorrow's another day. Of waiting in ambush for the postman....mwahahahahahaha!!! :mad: :mad: Montreal got it today so it's apparent who your Guvment caters to. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawngnome Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 Yeah, they know the Canucks can't match the fury of the Frenchies.... So they give them damn Frenchies their CMAK a bit sooner to quell their urge to piss us all off... we still love them Frenchies though.... don't we? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aces_and_8's Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 Originally posted by Mike: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Aces_and_8's: The little bastiches went stupid on ya's. How can they have, since I haven't plotted my first move yet??!! :confused: :confused: :mad: :mad: </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 Originally posted by Axe2121: *sigh* Wait, oh yes wait a minute mister postman Wait, wait mister postman Mister postman look and see You got a CMAK in your bag for me I been waiting such a long time Since I heard from that Matt of mine There must be some word today From my MadMatt so far away Please mister postman look and see If there's a CMAK, a CMAK for me I been standing here waiting mister postman So patiently For just a smack or just a CMAK Saying its returning home to me So many days you passed me by See the tear standing in my eye You didn't stop to make me feel better By giving me a smack or a CMAK You gotta wait a minute, wait a minute You gotta wait a minute, wait a minute You gotta wait a minute, wait a minute You gotta check it and see, one more time for me Wait Wait Wait Deliver the CMAK, the sooner the better Wait Yeknod [ December 10, 2003, 01:53 AM: Message edited by: Yeknodathon ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 Originally posted by Aces_and_8's: I'm guessing when you set up, you placed some next to my units, got one on a second story floor above a IIC, one co-located, with an infantry unit, second floor of another building, and a third which is infantry sounds in the middle of a dirt road. Picked em up when I was plotting my first move. Hell In A Very Small Place? So, Aces-n-8s, your a Jarhead zero, you should know where that name comes from... and you seem to be in the position of the French... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stalin's Organ Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 Originally posted by Aces_and_8's: I'm guessing when you set up, you placed some next to my units, got one on a second story floor above a IIC, one co-located, with an infantry unit, second floor of another building, and a third which is infantry sounds in the middle of a dirt road. Picked em up when I was plotting my first move. Yes indeed - some of my chaps do seem to be rather close to some of yours - still...I'm sure we can sort it out with some good natured TNT chucking in a few seconds - if the grenades go down your hatch then I win, if they don't then you do........seems eminently reasonable as a contest!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 Alllllllrighty you MAGGOTS! Why is it that of the five setups I sent out, only two of you stinking whores replied?! Why is it also that one of you - Snackmagnet - sent it in some wierd forn format? Genius software though the PBEM helper undoubtedly is, I don't use it because I'M NOT THICK AS PIG**** LIKE THE REST OF YOU MONGS!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: [ December 10, 2003, 04:49 AM: Message edited by: Soddball ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Windsor Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 To coin a phrase, good morning maggots! In other news … after embarking on a furious spree of angry, bitter, TNT chucking (the like of which we’ve not seen since Skunknads returned home from an electrolysis session sooner than expected to find MG hunched over his computer “researching” the many ways ladies can show their love, respect and affection for each other), Axe appears to be a spent force. His armour charge was mean, moody and magnificent, but less than half way through our African encounter all that remains are the smoking ruins of our weapons of war. Still, what a way to go. Meanwhile … Snarker is a big, sneaky, maggot. Or a desert rat fink. This means he still has his tanks and a company of infantry has sprung from nowhere to make a dash for the flags. This wasn’t in the script. And finally … my battle with Mike in Italy is off to our customary slow start, but hopefully, with 40 turns to play with, we still have plenty of time to reach a satisfying climax. Currently I’m just messing with his mind - blowing up the odd house because I can and cunningly manoeuvring my chaps into position. After a spot of tiffin, a little manly bonding and a rousing song or two, they will be ready for action. War can be a very beautiful thing. Chin chin, Teddy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted December 10, 2003 Author Share Posted December 10, 2003 Originally posted by Lawngnome: Yeah, they know the Canucks can't match the fury of the Frenchies.... So they give them damn Frenchies their CMAK a bit sooner to quell their urge to piss us all off... we still love them Frenchies though.... don't we? Wih a burger and a Coke. And ketchup - no feckin' mayo. :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted December 10, 2003 Author Share Posted December 10, 2003 Originally posted by Soddball: Alllllllrighty you MAGGOTS! Why is it that of the five setups I sent out, only two of you stinking whores replied?! Why is it also that one of you - Snackmagnet - sent it in some wierd forn format? Genius software though the PBEM helper undoubtedly is, I don't use it because I'M NOT THICK AS PIG**** LIKE THE REST OF YOU MONGS!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: I was toying with not sending it back for a while to torture you. But I decided that sending it in PBM format would be more annoying. I was right. :mad: :mad: Psst... Mister Not as Thick as Pig****? PBM files open with WinZip... :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 Originally posted by Soddball: Alllllllrighty you MAGGOTS! Why is it that of the five setups I sent out, only two of you stinking whores replied?! I don't suppose you sent that set-up at 3 IN THE MORNING like a certain wino was known to do. Did you? :mad: :mad: Maggot!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becket Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 Originally posted by Soddball: Why is it that of the five setups I sent out, only two of you stinking whores replied?! Better question: why is that you sent no turn back, you stinking, crispy-lipped maggot? :mad: :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 Well, today could either be a fabulous day or something out of Kafka. Paula's big Christmas dinner for her clients is today so she'll be too late to catch the last train home (Would you like cranberry sauce with your turkey Crackhead Bob? What's that Backalley Sue? No, I'm sorry, we don't have any aftershave left dear. You say you haven't eaten in two weeks Angeldust Archie? I thought you'd lost weight!*) so she's staying at a co-worker's in the city. That means if I get CMAK today, I'll have about seven hours of uninterrupted play. If not, it's The 900 Days by Harrison E. Salisbury by my lonesome. *No I am not a conservative. I am proud to say I'm a bleeding-heart-way-left-of-centre-liberal (as if compassion is some sort of a weakness ). However, listening to story after story after story on Paula's clients would turn Mother Theresa into Ann Coulter. [ December 10, 2003, 08:47 AM: Message edited by: Axe2121 ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 Originally posted by Axe2121: That means if I get CMAK today Hey Axe! What's with the negative waves! Sheesh, always with the negative waves. Let's try something. Ahem: GARAGARAGARAGARAGARAGGG!!!!! :mad: Lissen up you puss filled, feces slurping, urinary infections, disquised as Canadian Postal Workers. :mad: Get your heads out your arses, quit trying to use both sides of the toilet paper, quit using Massingale for salad dressing, and GET CMAK TO AXE!!!!! :mad: :mad: The Brood is not happy. :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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