Aces_and_8's Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 NOO<font size=+1>OOO</font><font size=+3>OOO</font><font size=+5>OOO!!!</font> Not another ice storm...*sobs*...I cant take it anymore, the crap from the last one hasnt even melted fully yet. Maybe I'll move somewhere warmer like... Buenos Aires...MUWAHAHAHAHAH! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 I was out in the driveway last night with a big old coal shovel that I got who knows where, slamming it down on the ice, breaking off chunks that were a couple of feet or so across and a couple inches thick. I had to stop when the ice got to over three inches thick down at the bottom of the driveway. It was fun. I imagined I saw all your bloated, pimply faces suspended in the ice ('cepting the ladies of course.) as I was wailing away at it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aces_and_8's Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Originally posted by Boo Radley: I was out in the driveway last night with a big old coal shovel that I got who knows where, slamming it down on the ice, breaking off chunks that were a couple of feet or so across and a couple inches thick. I had to stop when the ice got to over three inches thick down at the bottom of the driveway. It was fun. I imagined I saw all your bloated, pimply faces suspended in the ice ('cepting the ladies of course.) as I was wailing away at it. This crap is out of hand and getting more ridiculous with each passing front: Fades to bad memories of yesterday - While walking into the office and lecturing one of the Marines about being careful, stepped on a patch of black ice both feet went straight up in the air and I landed flat on my back. Lost a whole heap of cool points, but gained some back by saving my coffee. - The wife had to be rushed to the ER (she works at the same ER and was on her way in for her shift at the time) after she not only slipped cracking her wrist, but in an attempt to get up slipped again, landed on the hood of her car, and dented it. At least the car broke her fall. There wasnt a whole lot of joy in Mudville yesterday... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted February 5, 2004 Author Share Posted February 5, 2004 Do you two live near each other?? I bet you got up a lot faster than you went down Aces !! Hope you and the wifey are not feeling too much pain. Well at least.. hope the wifey isn't... Boo you have 3inch ICE on your driveway?? Did you have a flood or something before the big chill? Never saw ice that thick except on a pond or somefink... snow yes... Ice.... Nope 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: Smoldering brunettes with guns are yummy. 1 x Armalite AR18 1x Colt AR15 3x SKS 3x Mossberg 500A 12 gauge shotguns 1xWinchester .20 gauge auto 1x Custom 30-06 rifle w/scope rebored from mauser 2 x Beretta 92FS 1 x S&W Sigma 9mm 1 x S&W Sigma .40 1 x Ruger .44 Magnum Blackhawk Stainless 1 x Walther PPKS .380 1 x Colt Python .357 1 x Colt Trooper II .357 1 x Colt Cobra .38 1 x 2nd Generation .45 Colt SAA 1 x Ruger Mk II BBL .22 3 x M1 Carbine (2 WW2 vintage, 1 commercial) 1 Colt SAA Sesquincentennial .45 SAA unfired 1 Colt .45 SAA "Sherrif's Model" unfired (with extra cylinder for .44-40) 1 Colt Presentation Cased .44 Walker unfired 1 Wilkerson-Terry 9mm 1 Remington 870 12 gauge . . . this is about half of what I have. Shall I go on or is this enough? Starting to get arthritis typing all this. =( Kitty </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aces_and_8's Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Originally posted by YK2: Do you two live near each other?? I bet you got up a lot faster than you went down Aces !! Hope you and the wifey are not feeling too much pain. Well at least.. hope the wifey isn't... Boo you have 3inch ICE on your driveway?? Did you have a flood or something before the big chill? Never saw ice that thick except on a pond or somefink... snow yes... Ice.... Nope She's a trooper, even completed her shift. Not sure if that's because she's innit for the money or to be away from me. Me...only my pride was hurt. Probably did more damage to the concrete than to myself. Boo lives a couple of states away, but we both reside in that wonderous geographical feature known as the Ohio Valley. Everything coming off the plains gets swept North and East, normally tapping the Great Lakes and Atlantic for some extra UMPHF! Cant wait to move, only 90 days and its adios Maryland. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 trill, Trill...TRILL! Seanachai Hello? Berli Are you okay? Seanachai (checks) Yeah? Berli I am so going to kick you in the fork. Seanachai Really? Hell, what does that make, now, like, 400 kicks? Why don't you just have your foot grafted there? Berli What the hell are you doing? Seanachai Making breakfast. Berli What's that gurgling noise? Seanachai Breakfast. Berli Liquid bacon? Seanachai Jameson's Berli urrrk. For breakfast? Seanachai I slice a banana into it. Berli Go online and post in the Thread. Seanachai Okay. Why? Berli So that I can sleep again sometime this century, you unbelievably obscene expletive deleted Seanachai You sure our touchy before you've had your banana, aren't you? Berli Die, die, die! Seanachai All in good time, my lad! Berli Everyone thinks that you're not coming back. Seanachai Don't be silly, Berli. If I don't post, who will teach the little children to hate Australians? Berli You said you weren't going to post anymore! Seanachai I say a lot of silly tripe! That's strange... Berli What? Seanachai I can't find my boots... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Originally posted by YK2: Never saw ice that thick except on a pond or somefink... snow yes... Ice.... Nope I would humbly remind you that Boo is the leading expert on all things thick. Especially those that are cranially related. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aces_and_8's Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Originally posted by dalem: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: Smoldering brunettes with guns are yummy. 1 x Armalite AR18 1x Colt AR15 3x SKS 3x Mossberg 500A 12 gauge shotguns 1xWinchester .20 gauge auto 1x Custom 30-06 rifle w/scope rebored from mauser 2 x Beretta 92FS 1 x S&W Sigma 9mm 1 x S&W Sigma .40 1 x Ruger .44 Magnum Blackhawk Stainless 1 x Walther PPKS .380 1 x Colt Python .357 1 x Colt Trooper II .357 1 x Colt Cobra .38 1 x 2nd Generation .45 Colt SAA 1 x Ruger Mk II BBL .22 3 x M1 Carbine (2 WW2 vintage, 1 commercial) 1 Colt SAA Sesquincentennial .45 SAA unfired 1 Colt .45 SAA "Sherrif's Model" unfired (with extra cylinder for .44-40) 1 Colt Presentation Cased .44 Walker unfired 1 Wilkerson-Terry 9mm 1 Remington 870 12 gauge . . . this is about half of what I have. Shall I go on or is this enough? Starting to get arthritis typing all this. =( Kitty </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Seanachai I can't find my boots... Berli Here, have one of mine! *kicks 'im squarely inna fork* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: trill, Trill...TRILL! Seanachai Hello? Berli Are you okay? Seanachai (checks) Yeah? Berli I am so going to kick you in the fork. Seanachai Really? Hell, what does that make, now, like, 400 kicks? Why don't you just have your foot grafted there? Berli What the hell are you doing? Seanachai Making breakfast. Berli What's that gurgling noise? Seanachai Breakfast. Berli Liquid bacon? Seanachai Jameson's Berli urrrk. For breakfast? Seanachai I slice a banana into it. Berli Go online and post in the Thread. Seanachai Okay. Why? Berli So that I can sleep again sometime this century, you unbelievably obscene expletive deleted Seanachai You sure our touchy before you've had your banana, aren't you? Berli Die, die, die! Seanachai All in good time, my lad! Berli Everyone thinks that you're not coming back. Seanachai Don't be silly, Berli. If I don't post, who will teach the little children to hate Australians? Berli You said you weren't going to post anymore! Seanachai I say a lot of silly tripe! That's strange... Berli What? Seanachai I can't find my boots... Pardon this brief interruption: YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! We now return you to your regularly scheduled...? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rune Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Some clarifications... Emma, No, Boo said he has a 3 inch driveway. The rest is a bobsled track. Aces, Hmm a Marine Officer on his back. The possibilities are endless....but no, too easy. Will let you slide down Boo's bobsled run. Berli, Berli, dagnabbit, the Washingtonians and Canucks are having a get together...is it time to have one and show them how it is done RIGHT? Rune 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Seanachai I can't find my boots... Berli Here, have one of mine! *kicks 'im squarely inna fork* Oofff! Good morning, all! This week, the patron deity of the Church of Seanachai will be manifesting himself as 'Libelous', the god of Character Assassination and Vulgar Gossip. Heads up, everyone! Religion could be looking your way! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted February 5, 2004 Author Share Posted February 5, 2004 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Seanachai I can't find my boots... Berli Here, have one of mine! *kicks 'im squarely inna fork* And Here's the other one. *KICK* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Originally posted by YK2: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Seanachai I can't find my boots... Berli Here, have one of mine! *kicks 'im squarely inna fork* And Here's the other one. *KICK* </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Originally posted by YK2: Boo you have 3inch ICE on your driveway?? Did you have a flood or something before the big chill? Never saw ice that thick except on a pond or somefink... snow yes... Ice.... Nope We had freezing rain followed by snow last week. The few days where the temp got up a bit and the snow began to melt ran down the driveway onto the apron that runs from the sidewalk to the street. There, it piled up and thickened to it's present depth. It happens every winter. No biggie. But we're supposed to get more freezing rain followed by a snowstorm tonight, so the cycle will repeat itself. We northerners are indeed a hardy breed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Originally posted by dalem: Even if you're lying I'm still feeling all funny inside. Move to Minnesota and be my gun-moll. Has a woman ever touched you? (Shoving doesn't count.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted February 5, 2004 Author Share Posted February 5, 2004 Originally posted by Boo Radley: We northerners are indeed a hardy breed. And I thought we had it bad!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Seanachai I can't find my boots... Berli Here, have one of mine! *kicks 'im squarely inna fork* Oofff! Good morning, all! This week, the patron deity of the Church of Seanachai will be manifesting himself as 'Libelous', the god of Character Assassination and Vulgar Gossip. Heads up, everyone! Religion could be looking your way! </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: 1 x Armalite AR18 1x Colt AR15 3x SKS 3x Mossberg 500A 12 gauge shotguns 1xWinchester .20 gauge auto 1x Custom 30-06 rifle w/scope rebored from mauser 2 x Beretta 92FS 1 x S&W Sigma 9mm 1 x S&W Sigma .40 1 x Ruger .44 Magnum Blackhawk Stainless 1 x Walther PPKS .380 1 x Colt Python .357 1 x Colt Trooper II .357 1 x Colt Cobra .38 1 x 2nd Generation .45 Colt SAA 1 x Ruger Mk II BBL .22 3 x M1 Carbine (2 WW2 vintage, 1 commercial) 1 Colt SAA Sesquincentennial .45 SAA unfired 1 Colt .45 SAA "Sherrif's Model" unfired (with extra cylinder for .44-40) 1 Colt Presentation Cased .44 Walker unfired 1 Wilkerson-Terry 9mm 1 Remington 870 12 gauge 1 x carrot, unfired? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aces_and_8's Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Originally posted by rune: Some clarifications... Aces, Hmm a Marine Officer on his back. The possibilities are endless....but no, too easy... Rune rune old friend, where have you been? I've missed ya...not really, just dispensing with nicities. Now, I could throw out something such as... At least our natural state of being is not on our stomachs like that of the Navy ...but that would seem base and reactionary, no matter how true. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: Even if you're lying I'm still feeling all funny inside. Move to Minnesota and be my gun-moll. Has a woman ever touched you? (Shoving doesn't count.) </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aces_and_8's Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Originally posted by Yeknodathon: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty: 1 x Armalite AR18 1x Colt AR15 3x SKS 3x Mossberg 500A 12 gauge shotguns 1xWinchester .20 gauge auto 1x Custom 30-06 rifle w/scope rebored from mauser 2 x Beretta 92FS 1 x S&W Sigma 9mm 1 x S&W Sigma .40 1 x Ruger .44 Magnum Blackhawk Stainless 1 x Walther PPKS .380 1 x Colt Python .357 1 x Colt Trooper II .357 1 x Colt Cobra .38 1 x 2nd Generation .45 Colt SAA 1 x Ruger Mk II BBL .22 3 x M1 Carbine (2 WW2 vintage, 1 commercial) 1 Colt SAA Sesquincentennial .45 SAA unfired 1 Colt .45 SAA "Sherrif's Model" unfired (with extra cylinder for .44-40) 1 Colt Presentation Cased .44 Walker unfired 1 Wilkerson-Terry 9mm 1 Remington 870 12 gauge 1 x carrot, unfired? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Originally posted by Aces_and_8's: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Yeknodathon: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty: 1 x Armalite AR18 1x Colt AR15 3x SKS 3x Mossberg 500A 12 gauge shotguns 1xWinchester .20 gauge auto 1x Custom 30-06 rifle w/scope rebored from mauser 2 x Beretta 92FS 1 x S&W Sigma 9mm 1 x S&W Sigma .40 1 x Ruger .44 Magnum Blackhawk Stainless 1 x Walther PPKS .380 1 x Colt Python .357 1 x Colt Trooper II .357 1 x Colt Cobra .38 1 x 2nd Generation .45 Colt SAA 1 x Ruger Mk II BBL .22 3 x M1 Carbine (2 WW2 vintage, 1 commercial) 1 Colt SAA Sesquincentennial .45 SAA unfired 1 Colt .45 SAA "Sherrif's Model" unfired (with extra cylinder for .44-40) 1 Colt Presentation Cased .44 Walker unfired 1 Wilkerson-Terry 9mm 1 Remington 870 12 gauge 1 x carrot, unfired? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aces_and_8's Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Originally posted by Yeknodathon: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Aces_and_8's: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Yeknodathon: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty: 1 x Armalite AR18 1x Colt AR15 3x SKS 3x Mossberg 500A 12 gauge shotguns 1xWinchester .20 gauge auto 1x Custom 30-06 rifle w/scope rebored from mauser 2 x Beretta 92FS 1 x S&W Sigma 9mm 1 x S&W Sigma .40 1 x Ruger .44 Magnum Blackhawk Stainless 1 x Walther PPKS .380 1 x Colt Python .357 1 x Colt Trooper II .357 1 x Colt Cobra .38 1 x 2nd Generation .45 Colt SAA 1 x Ruger Mk II BBL .22 3 x M1 Carbine (2 WW2 vintage, 1 commercial) 1 Colt SAA Sesquincentennial .45 SAA unfired 1 Colt .45 SAA "Sherrif's Model" unfired (with extra cylinder for .44-40) 1 Colt Presentation Cased .44 Walker unfired 1 Wilkerson-Terry 9mm 1 Remington 870 12 gauge 1 x carrot, unfired? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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