Boo Radley Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 Originally posted by mike_the_wino: {shuffles in} Um.....I know I asked for the Uber-Gnome.....but, well......I was kinda drunk. He doesn't really match the interior, he has piddled 3 times since I brought him home and the Events Coordinator is not happy. Please take him and enjoy him. I really need aspirin now. {shuffles out} What's the matter, Mikey-Poo? Indulge yourself a wee bit too much with that special Cabernet/Sterno blend you so enjoy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: ....that special Cabernet/Sterno blend you so enjoy? Shush you, that's proprietary. It's does take the chill off, though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: Really? I never knew that about you. Gives new meaning to the phrase, "Mace is a big girls blouse!" So, what's your cup size, mate? *squimp, squeeze, fondle* All the fun without the cost of a few dinners and dates. *fondle* Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 But, but, but... ...THOSE ARE MAN BOOBS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 ..and a bloody fine *squimp* ...set they are *squeeze* ...too! Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 STEP AWAY FROM THE UDDERS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 Spoilsport. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 I will donate beer if I never have to read that again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 Originally posted by stikkypixie: I will donate beer if I never have to read that again. *pokes both stickypixie's eyes out with a very pointy stick* I suppose you'll be needing my address? Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geier Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by stikkypixie: I will donate beer if I never have to read that again. *pokes both stickypixie's eyes out with a very pointy stick* I suppose you'll be needing my address? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 NOW look what you've gone and done sticklytwit! Oh wait...you can't. *points and laughs* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 The beer has been donated to the local orphonage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Sedai Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 It must be noted that the Old Firm has only smiled in the past while flatulant thunder echoed from their regions most nether. Oddly enough, while the regions are "old" they are not "firm". Go figure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 Originally posted by Yeknodathon: STEP AWAY FROM THE UDDERS! Udderly disgusting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamstersss Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 Okay persons I loathe, I suppose I should do this quick, before the new thread starts and a bunch of know-nothing noobs see it. What? No, Bauhaus, not that. Go here and download the file with SETUP in the title (Unless you're installing it on Linux, in which case I'm gonna assume you're computer-savvy enough to figure that out on your own). Then, go and play the game titled A World Lost Slowly and the scenario Korea 2006. You can play other games, if you'd like, ya buncha idiots, but if you do, also make sure to play Opal once or twice. Then, either here in the Pool, or in an electronic missive to me, or here you can publicly lambast me about how terrible and un-fun it is. And then I can fix it and you can find some other mean-spirited, hateful thing to say about it and we can repeat it over and over again. You bastards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 Or we can just forego the silly game and say hateful and mean spirited things to you directly. That works for me, anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andreas Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 Originally posted by YK2: A week in Paris could ease the bite of it All I care is to smile in spite of it .... It won't. Trust me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andreas Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 I participated in a video-satellite-link press conference today. It was weird. I can not recommend it. Almost as bad as phone conferences. There is no substitute for going somewhere yourself and telling people how you feel about them. Unless it is violating the libel laws in those places. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 Originally posted by Andreas: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by YK2: A week in Paris could ease the bite of it All I care is to smile in spite of it .... It won't. Trust me. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 Originally posted by v42below: If Her Majesty asked me to remove your noggin with rusty fish hooks, I would do it too. Enough of this talk of removing peoples noggins with rusty fish hooks! *Deep breath* *Takes a HUGE swing with a meat cleaver at v42's Noggin * If a job's worth doing, it's worth doing right... Now where did I put that pike! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andreas Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 How can I argue with that. Let me instead tell you that Seanachai did a superb job in taking me to CDG and back today, a total ride of 70km. Astonishing, innit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 Originally posted by YK2: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by v42below: If Her Majesty asked me to remove your noggin with rusty fish hooks, I would do it too. Enough of this removing peoples noggins with rusty fish hooks! *Takes a Deep breath* *Then a HUGE swing with a meat cleaver at v42's Noggin.......... If a job's worth doing, it's worth doing right... Now where did I put that pike! </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 Originally posted by Andreas: How can I argue with that. Let me instead tell you that Seanachai did a superb job in taking me to CDG and back today, a total ride of 70km. Astonishing, innit? Indeed, except for one thing... You neglected to mention how long it took.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 Originally posted by YK2: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by v42below: If Her Majesty asked me to remove your noggin with rusty fish hooks, I would do it too. Enough of this talk of removing peoples noggins with rusty fish hooks! *Deep breath* *Takes a HUGE swing with a meat cleaver at v42's Noggin * If a job's worth doing, it's worth doing right... Now where did I put that pike! </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 There you go Stikky he still speaketh!!! Trust me to use the blunt cleaver.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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