Kitty Posted July 6, 2004 Share Posted July 6, 2004 Don't take that as a sign to make another baby like you did last time! Ö Kitty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 6, 2004 Share Posted July 6, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: Don't take that as a sign to make another baby like you did last time! Ö Kitty Why do you think his wife keeps a baseball bat by her side of the bed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted July 6, 2004 Share Posted July 6, 2004 What the heck? You want me to give you my take on the dating scene? In my case it's "been there, done that, gave up and got married". I've been a non-participant ever since. How 'bout the cooking/recipe thread? If it doesn't come out of a can, odds are I don't make it. Or at least not very well, and not very often. Why do you think I got married in the first place? rleete don't play in the GF very much. It scares me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted July 6, 2004 Share Posted July 6, 2004 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty: Don't take that as a sign to make another baby like you did last time! ÖKittyWhy do you think his wife keeps a baseball bat by her side of the bed? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobal2 Posted July 6, 2004 Share Posted July 6, 2004 Monday night, haven't slept since friday night, mostly because of those stoopid things I call "friends", those blue patches under my eyes reaching my chin, drunk as a scotsman on his wedding day, I feel it's time for a little sing song. All in good fun. Yo, this one goes to my homey Lars, the turn-monopolizing amoeba, y'know what'm sayin' ? You must die I alone am best! I hope ya flip some guy the bird He cuts you off and you're forced to swerve In front of the Beatles' tour bus A Bookmobile and a Mack truck Hauling hazardous biological waste The light turns red you have no brakes And "Hard Copy" gets it all on tape So you can see the look on your face Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die I hope your Pinto begins to spin Takes out a disabled Vietnam Veteran Mows down a Nobel Peace Prize Winner And maybe some orphans having Christmas dinner Perhaps even the British Royal Family And the Rabbi that's clutching the bottle-fed puppy And we can't forget the newlyweds And those Jerry's Kids are as good as dead I hope this helps to emphasize, I hope this helps to clarify : I hope you die ! I hope your cellmate thinks he's God But C.N.N. refer to him as "Bowling Ball Bag Bob" Serving time again for abuse of a corpse Only this time the victim's a Clydesdale horse While he masturbates to photos of livestock He does the "Silence of the Lambs" dance to Christian Rock Eats feces and quotes from "Deliverance" And fights with his imaginary playmate Vince Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die I hope he grins like Jack Nicholson And forces you to play a game called "Balls On Chin" And whatever happens next is all a blur But you remember "fist" can be a verb And when you finally regain consciousness You're bound and gagged in a wedding dress And the prison guard looks the other way ‘Cause he's the guy ya flipped the bird the other day I hope this helps to emphasize, I hope this helps to clarify : I hope you die ! The Bloodhound Gang - I hope you die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 6, 2004 Share Posted July 6, 2004 Originally posted by rleete: [QB] What the heck? You want me to give you my take on the dating scene? No, I want you and dalem to attack RSCOL134 or whatever that little Vienna sausage's name is. Now I'm about to pass out for a while. I'll expect said attacks to have occurred before I come to. ZZZzzzzzzz *dies* Kitty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted July 6, 2004 Share Posted July 6, 2004 Hey, you're the one with the domanatrix costume. I don't refute that dalem has one as well, but I'm filing that under "things we really, really don't want to know". So, we shall leave it up to you to open the can of "whoops, you ass" on him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted July 6, 2004 Share Posted July 6, 2004 dalem, you were in fine form over on the GF this afternoon. Got Broken and Frunze so worked up, that they've been frothing at the mouth for hours since you stoped trying to get your point across. Another "I just don't get it" thread. Are people really this dense, or is this some kind of alternate reality? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 6, 2004 Share Posted July 6, 2004 I already knocked him out. I just needed a couple of people to kick the lifeless corpse. :mad: Kitty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted July 6, 2004 Share Posted July 6, 2004 Aren't you supposed to be passed out? Here, try this, it's got a heck of a kick: *hands Kitty a shot, and simultaneously whackes her in the back of the head with the brick* That oughta do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 6, 2004 Share Posted July 6, 2004 Piss off. I'm still standing here. :mad: Kitty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted July 6, 2004 Share Posted July 6, 2004 Oh, I get it. A mean drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted July 6, 2004 Share Posted July 6, 2004 Originally posted by dalem: Man, I am gonna be SO hung over tomorrow. Thanks Lars. So how was the hangover? That whole bottle of rum you drank fix you up pretty good? I bet the flashbacks to the little scene with the gay hairdresser and the pilot comparing their piercings in the hottub really had you retching the next day. Glad I missed that part myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 6, 2004 Share Posted July 6, 2004 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: Man, I am gonna be SO hung over tomorrow. Thanks Lars. So how was the hangover? That whole bottle of rum you drank fix you up pretty good? I bet the flashbacks to the little scene with the gay hairdresser and the pilot comparing their piercings in the hottub really had you retching the next day. Glad I missed that part myself. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted July 6, 2004 Share Posted July 6, 2004 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: Man, I am gonna be SO hung over tomorrow. Thanks Lars. So how was the hangover? That whole bottle of rum you drank fix you up pretty good? I bet the flashbacks to the little scene with the gay hairdresser and the pilot comparing their piercings in the hottub really had you retching the next day. Glad I missed that part myself. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted July 6, 2004 Share Posted July 6, 2004 Originally posted by rleete: dalem, you were in fine form over on the GF this afternoon. Got Broken and Frunze so worked up, that they've been frothing at the mouth for hours since you stoped trying to get your point across. Another "I just don't get it" thread. Are people really this dense, or is this some kind of alternate reality? I loooooooooooooove the GF "debaters" that don't remember that unless they go back and edit their own posts, the trail of bodies is all right there for everyone to see. Makes it much easier to show them as the fools they are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted July 6, 2004 Share Posted July 6, 2004 I was gone for over four days and nobody missed me *sob* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted July 6, 2004 Share Posted July 6, 2004 You were gone? Never noticed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 6, 2004 Share Posted July 6, 2004 Originally posted by stikkypixie: I was gone for over four days and nobody missed me *sob* And you would be...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted July 7, 2004 Share Posted July 7, 2004 Originally posted by Boo Radley: Except the Aussies probably don't call it a "toaster". They probably have a ridiculously more colorful name for it like "YerGooday-Bread Cooker" or "Googli-Didgegaroo" or somefink. Odd bunch of fellows. Umm you called a toaster a "YerGooday-Bread Cooker" or "Googli-Didgegaroo", not us. You need to stop watching the 'Croc-Hunter' and get out a bit more. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 7, 2004 Share Posted July 7, 2004 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: Except the Aussies probably don't call it a "toaster". They probably have a ridiculously more colorful name for it like "YerGooday-Bread Cooker" or "Googli-Didgegaroo" or somefink. Odd bunch of fellows. Umm you called a toaster a "YerGooday-Bread Cooker" or "Googli-Didgegaroo", not us. You need to stop watching the 'Croc-Hunter' and get out a bit more. Mace </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted July 7, 2004 Share Posted July 7, 2004 Originally posted by dalem: Actually except just a little bit of queasiness I wasn't hungover AT ALL yesterday, and I was able to wake up early and stay up late and eat and all that just fine. Kinda spooky - I figured I was gonna be NUKED. Thats called waking up drunk it's the only way to do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted July 7, 2004 Share Posted July 7, 2004 IT HAS BEGUN! My Queen your humble servant is at your command as always. Sgt Viljuri has my contact details in the game that shall not be mentioned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 7, 2004 Share Posted July 7, 2004 So, the neighbors have decided that letting their dog "Mr. Barkfest" out at 5:45AM, so he can bark nonstop for a half an hour is a good idea. Then after dealing with the mentally deficient drivers who feel that controlling a vehicle weighing a couple of tons as it hurtles along the highway at 65-70 mph is of secondary importance to that cell phone crammed in their ear, I find that the tape back up system has decided it doesn't want Backup Set B1, it would rather have Backup Set B2 (which doesn't exist, so I create it) and then it decides that now it wants Backup Set B1 again. And as I read my E-mails I see that my boss, after agreeing that captions and a soundtrack would work OK on the presentation and that we don't need a Voice Over and letting me spend two days rewriting the script and redoing the program, looks at the final and says, "OK, now add a Voice Over", which makes me really want to call him on his cell phone and do my Dick Cheney impersonation for him, but I'll try not to, I've come to the conclusion that you all suck and I hate you with enough passion to turn your hale and vigorous bodies into pale imitations of those dried apple caricatures you find at roadside stands in Minnesota, for whatever reasons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rune Posted July 7, 2004 Share Posted July 7, 2004 Newe thread created...and no, I won't post a link. Go find it you lazies.... The Next Thread Rune [ July 07, 2004, 09:39 AM: Message edited by: rune ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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