Boo Radley Posted September 5, 2004 Share Posted September 5, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: Drop bears! But if you drop them, won't they go SPLAT? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted September 5, 2004 Share Posted September 5, 2004 A Drop Bear, a Rabbi, and an Australian go into a bar. The Aussie tells the bartender, 'Give me a Vic Bitter!', and the bartender does. The Rabbi tells the Bartender, 'Give me a Vic Bitter'! And the bartender does. The Drop Bear says 'Give me a Fosters'! and the bartender does. The bartender says: We don't get many Drop Bears in here. And the Drop Bear leaps up on the bar, leaps high into the air, and lands on top of the bartender's head, killing him instantly. Then he says 'With beer like that, I'm not surprised...' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted September 5, 2004 Share Posted September 5, 2004 That can't be true. A drop bear would never lower itself to drink a Fosters. They can't talk either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted September 5, 2004 Share Posted September 5, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: That can't be true. A drop bear would never lower itself to drink a Fosters. They can't talk either. Drop Bears, by their very nature, have to lower themselves all the time. And after a few VBs, you can't get a Drop Bear to shut up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted September 5, 2004 Share Posted September 5, 2004 :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Dorosh Posted September 5, 2004 Share Posted September 5, 2004 Originally posted by MrPeng: I've got a fly-blown, dead rat needs mailing off to dalem. How does he keep them from getting tangled in his hair? :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted September 5, 2004 Share Posted September 5, 2004 Originally posted by Michael Dorosh: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrPeng: I've got a fly-blown, dead rat needs mailing off to dalem. How does he keep them from getting tangled in his hair? :confused: </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 5, 2004 Share Posted September 5, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Dorosh: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrPeng: I've got a fly-blown, dead rat needs mailing off to dalem. How does he keep them from getting tangled in his hair? :confused: </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted September 5, 2004 Share Posted September 5, 2004 Originally posted by Boo Radley: No, no, no, no, no. dalem's a Republican. He uses Vitalis. Whatever happened to Brylcream, that's what I want to know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted September 5, 2004 Share Posted September 5, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: No, no, no, no, no. dalem's a Republican. He uses Vitalis. Whatever happened to Brylcream, that's what I want to know... </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted September 5, 2004 Share Posted September 5, 2004 I had fried chicken, fresh garden grown green beans and freshy mashed potatoes for dinner last night! and a slice of store bought cherry pie for dessert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted September 5, 2004 Share Posted September 5, 2004 Are koalas drop bears? Koalas are so cute! Don't tell me they are ferocious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 5, 2004 Share Posted September 5, 2004 Originally posted by dalem: And I made violent, wrenching love to a Drop Bear once. Oh, now this does not surprise me in the least. The LEAST I say! And how drunk did you have to get it? (I say "it" because, knowing you for the filthy, oily sword person you are, it might not have been a "she", you swine!) You give "animal husbandry" an entirely new and icky meaning! You probably thought yourself quite the smooth operator that day in the petting zoo, with your hair all slicked back, sporting a pencil thin moustache and twirling your watch fob as you perused all the available mammals! You eventually sight your victim and licking your pinky finger, smooth down your eyebrows and sidle in for the conquest! What lies did you tell? How many vague and empty promises dripped like rancid honey from your thin, fleshless lips? Did you smile sweetly, exposing teeth that are more than a little reminiscent of Roquefort cheese as you backed the poor woodland animal into a corner? What bright baubles did you mesmerize it with? You cheap seducer of Ursidai! If I had a horse, I'd horsewhip you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 6, 2004 Share Posted September 6, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: No, no, no, no, no. dalem's a Republican. He uses Vitalis. Whatever happened to Brylcream, that's what I want to know... </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wisbech_lad Posted September 6, 2004 Share Posted September 6, 2004 With metrosexuality, there is now no need to use brylcream. It is now socially acceptable for men to buy, say, vaseline intensive care hand cream. Lubricate and soften that hand at the same time! The above advice assumes that what Elvis continually posts is true. Wankers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 6, 2004 Share Posted September 6, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: No, no, no, no, no. dalem's a Republican. He uses Vitalis. Whatever happened to Brylcream, that's what I want to know... </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 6, 2004 Share Posted September 6, 2004 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: No, no, no, no, no. dalem's a Republican. He uses Vitalis. Whatever happened to Brylcream, that's what I want to know... </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted September 6, 2004 Share Posted September 6, 2004 Originally posted by Noba: There are a few of you lot, and a sad, sorry, pathetic bunch you are, as well, owe me turns. Now aside from the following reasons. - You are all Yanks. - You are all losing. Is there Another Reason that you can't complete said returns and carry on losing? I know you are consumed by your voting intentions, but it's November in November, not bloody NOW. So take digit from where you are probably resting it/or them -(for those that may be ambidexterous) and push a few buttons on your 'puters. Noba. ps. Mace get GRUE to send me a turn. It would have to be quicker 'n you. Careful, now, Sir Noba lest GRUE (capitalized out of respect, of course) give you a wedgie you'll remember for a good long time. As to your fictitious claim of pending victory, I say: Hooey. And. Balderdash (for good measure). The Mighty Eyties — an unstoppable (unless there is a bar, a plate of pasta, too much sun, too many clouds, a bit o' dust, gnats, the morning Soaps, sand in the shorts, sand in the socks, sand in the crankcase, sand in the ears, etc., etc., etc., ad nauseam) collection are on the march to total victory over your sodding lot of nefarious Nefariousers in their clankety machines. In short, you'll get yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted September 7, 2004 Share Posted September 7, 2004 Just a bit of information from the "Peng Nature Series": Drop Bears and Grues are closely related.....don't ask me how I know that...but be sure never to look at them directly... don't ever look at Mace or Noba directly either, but for totally different reasons. They are both sodding Aussies, and will steal your soul as quick as popping the top off of some foul.. speaking of foul, Joe Shaw owes me a game, has never finished a game, and is a poxy layabout ...but I digress.. foul Australian brew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted September 7, 2004 Author Share Posted September 7, 2004 Originally posted by Moriarty: In shorts, you'll get yours. Aren't on-line romances just so cute? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted September 7, 2004 Share Posted September 7, 2004 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Moriarty: In shorts, you'll get yours. Aren't on-line romances just so cute? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted September 7, 2004 Share Posted September 7, 2004 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Moriarty: In shorts, you'll get yours. Aren't on-line romances just so cute? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted September 7, 2004 Author Share Posted September 7, 2004 Crackdom be up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted September 7, 2004 Share Posted September 7, 2004 Originally posted by Michael Dorosh: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrPeng: I've got a fly-blown, dead rat needs mailing off to dalem. How does he keep them from getting tangled in his hair? :confused: </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted September 7, 2004 Share Posted September 7, 2004 Sheesh! Take a few days off to attend a Hurricane Party (Thanks Snarker for that water purification recipe *HIC*. The blindness was only temporary!) and when I get back what do I find? Drop Bears, Vitalis, Brylcreme, Vaseline, and some kind of hair styling gel for pods. Looks like I'll have to purify a helluva lot more water tonight. Okay, okay, I know all you care about are When am I gonna get my turn? Here's a list of projected turns going out: Boo-Tonight fer shure. Lars-Tonight fer shure. Noba-Tonight fer shure. dalem-This week fer shure. Papa Khann-This week fer shure Joe Shaw-YOU OWE ME!!!!! Seanachai-January 2005 If your name isn't on the list, you may now return to the obscurity you so rightfully deserve. GAWD, I got a headache. And actually having to work most of today HAS NOT HELPED!!! I need to pound some more musicians into total obnoxiousness. Damn nylon string playing wussies!!!! PS-Nefariousers??????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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