Mace Posted September 4, 2004 Share Posted September 4, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: You know, you can walk into Lars's bathroom to take a piss and reach right into the toilet tank to get a fresh beer? He even keeps ice in there so they're nice and cool. Hell, for that matter, you can reach in between the cushions or under any piece of furniture in the place and come up with a bottle of something. That's uncanny! Maybe Lars is descendant from a lost tribe of Aussie? You know, the ones that did a pub crawl once and missed a turn off? also posted by Seanachai: ]Oh, thank you, Mace. I just finished the last weld on my synapse net by-passing the portion of the brain you inserted that image into....and her name is Helga, she wears her hair in pony tails, weighs about 20 stones, and has hairy muscular forearms. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted September 4, 2004 Share Posted September 4, 2004 Originally posted by Mace: ...and her name is Helga, she wears her hair in pony tails, weighs about 20 stones, and has hairy muscular forearms. Mace Mommy, make the bad man stop... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted September 4, 2004 Share Posted September 4, 2004 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: But a Blessing from Berli ... it just ... it's just not RIGHT is it. One of those oxycleanmaroon things, you know.Not right? NOT RIGHT?! Just when did you decide I had become a liberal? Not right... sheesh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted September 4, 2004 Share Posted September 4, 2004 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: But a Blessing from Berli ... it just ... it's just not RIGHT is it. One of those oxycleanmaroon things, you know.Not right? NOT RIGHT?! Just when did you decide I had become a liberal? Not right... sheesh </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted September 4, 2004 Share Posted September 4, 2004 Oh, yeah? What about all that neighbourhood campaigning and canvassing you [berli] did for Howard Dean? Wasn't it Berli who taught Howard Dean to scream that primal scream? It did have a sort of Jarhead je ne sais quoi to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted September 4, 2004 Share Posted September 4, 2004 Originally posted by Moriarty: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr /> Oh, yeah? What about all that neighbourhood campaigning and canvassing you [berli] did for Howard Dean? Wasn't it Berli who taught Howard Dean to scream that primal scream? It did have a sort of Jarhead je ne sais quoi to it. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted September 4, 2004 Share Posted September 4, 2004 There are a few of you lot, and a sad, sorry, pathetic bunch you are, as well, owe me turns. Now aside from the following reasons. - You are all Yanks. - You are all losing. Is there Another Reason that you can't complete said returns and carry on losing? I know you are consumed by your voting intentions, but it's November in November, not bloody NOW. So take digit from where you are probably resting it/or them -(for those that may be ambidexterous) and push a few buttons on your 'puters. Gawd, you don't see our elections stopping us from going about normal duties...where DID I put that stubbie holder ? Noba. ps. Mace get GRUE to send me a turn. It would have to be quicker 'n you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 4, 2004 Share Posted September 4, 2004 Originally posted by Mace: and her name is Helga, she wears her hair in pony tails, weighs about 20 stones, and has hairy muscular forearms. Mace But how big are the stones? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 4, 2004 Share Posted September 4, 2004 Barbequed chicken, fresh sweet corn and beer. Mmmmmmmmmm..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted September 4, 2004 Share Posted September 4, 2004 Drop bears have become a serious threat and must be dealt with immediately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted September 4, 2004 Share Posted September 4, 2004 Originally posted by Boo Radley: But how big are the stones? *ponders* Well I think Mick Jagger is 5'10". Don't know about the rest though. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted September 4, 2004 Share Posted September 4, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: Drop bears have become a serious threat and must be dealt with immediately. Oh yeh. I cannot begin to tell you about the troubles I have trying to get to work because of drop bears. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted September 4, 2004 Share Posted September 4, 2004 "If seen, Drop Bears should NOT be approached, as they are easily frightened and likely to attack. Vehicles are known to have been attacked, and being in one is no defence. An adult Drop Bear is able to easily break windows and enter vehicles to extrude would-be meals." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Dorosh Posted September 5, 2004 Share Posted September 5, 2004 Originally posted by Michael Dorosh: Can we work with Breakthrough? I mean, following me around like a puppydog begging me to hate him is embarrassing - but does it show the kind of promise and potential we are looking for? </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr /> I will study him in more detail. Remember, Michael, that we did not achieve hatred overnight. Why should our Mortal Enemies spring onto the scene like Athena from Zeus's forehead? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted September 5, 2004 Share Posted September 5, 2004 Dorosh, what about the drop bears though?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Dorosh Posted September 5, 2004 Share Posted September 5, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: Dorosh, what about the drop bears though?!?! Can't get enough of those Sugar Crisps.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted September 5, 2004 Share Posted September 5, 2004 This is no laughing matter, Dorosh. Dropbears are brutal! Brutal I tell you!! *sob* Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted September 5, 2004 Share Posted September 5, 2004 Originally posted by Michael Dorosh: I'm in despair, here, Seanachai, honestly. It's like **sob sob** he doesn't even know I exist anymore. Where did I go wrong? Where the hell did I go wrong? He's now asking hardball grog questions! The HUMANITY From Cabron to this... how the mighty have fallen off their horse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted September 5, 2004 Share Posted September 5, 2004 Originally posted by Michael Dorosh: Can't get enough of those Sugar Crisps.... So drop bears are all just a big joke to you?!?! I DON'T BLOODY WELL THINK SO!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted September 5, 2004 Share Posted September 5, 2004 Kitty, that brings back so many dreadful memories for me. So many.... Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted September 5, 2004 Share Posted September 5, 2004 Originally posted by Michael Dorosh: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Dorosh: Some rentacop from Bloody New Jersey whose idea of wit is to compare me with Heinrich Himmler, as if he was student of Nazi personalities? I mean, aside from the fact Himmler was taller, thinner, mustachioed and wore a pince-nez, is there really any physical resemblance, and moreover, did Himmler really post inanities on public fora? Does someone from Bloody New Jersey really have any idea what Himmler's personality really was?Maybe he just thought you were a chicken farmer? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted September 5, 2004 Share Posted September 5, 2004 Originally posted by MrPeng: - - - - Look, jackass, we have a serious drop bear plague occurring right now. Either be part of the solution or bugger off. :mad: I swear you act like the biggest baby sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted September 5, 2004 Share Posted September 5, 2004 Buy drop bear repellent! Sheesh, newbies, have to sell them everything. Edit: MrPeng, that was spot on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted September 5, 2004 Share Posted September 5, 2004 Originally posted by rleete: MrPeng, that was spot on.Noun 1. sycophant - a person who tries to please someone in order to gain a personal advantage Synonyms: crawler, toady, lackey Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted September 5, 2004 Share Posted September 5, 2004 Originally posted by rleete: Buy drop bear repellent! Sheesh, newbies, have to sell them everything. Edit: MrPeng, that was spot on. *snork* That crap doesn't work!!! I was attacked by a drop bear a month ago while I was wearing that repellent and the only thing that saved me was that a pack of dingoes came along and chased the bear off!!! And as for Ping being "spot-on" the only thing spotting around here is me so you can bloody well go stuff yourself as well, Ping-lover!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: I hate you all!!!! :mad: GARRRRR AR ARHRHARHARH HHHH! :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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