Michael Emrys Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 Originally posted by Noba: ...your founding fathers should have gone just another continent further.* * Actually. We're glad they didn't. They would have stuffed this place right up! And that would differ from the existing situation how? I mean other than ridding the world of an annoying nasal twang presently heard in its nether regions. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 11, 2005 Author Share Posted January 11, 2005 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: ... ridding the world of an annoying nasal twang presently heard in its nether regions. Michael And you heard it here first, Ladies and the rest of you. Emrys finally admits he's been talking out his arse all along. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Oberst Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: ... but the GF is ... pale and listless ... these days ... Joe Well, if your girlfriend is pale and listless... throw her back for another... just don't let the wifey know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 Ahem. (To the tune of "Cherry Pie", by Warrant) "Seanachai" Dirty! Rotten! Filthy! Stinking! He's my Seanachai Short drink of water Such a sweet surprise Posts so long Make a grown man cry Sweet Seanachai! {Gnome dances} Posting to the Left And posting to the Right If he thinks about baseball He can post all night! Yeah! Yeah yeah! Posting in the living room Posting in the kitchen Most gnomes don't Cuz they're too busy bitchin'! {Gnome blows kisses) Posting in here cause he wanted me to read him So I mixed the batter and he licked the beaters I scream you scream we all scream for him Don't even try cuz you can't ignore him! He's my Seanachai Short drink of water Such a sweet surprise Posts so long Make a grown man cry Sweet Seanachai! {Gnome fiddles gleefully with halter top and short shorts} Posting in the Cesspool Posting with the waffles Posting so hard Forgot to lock the door In walks the mod Standing six foot four "You ain't gonna post in the Cesspool no more!" -I'm a trained professional!- He's my Seanachai Put a scowl on your face Ten miles wide Posts so long Make a grown man cry Sweet Seanachai! (Gnome capers in Classic Car) Posting to the drums Posting to guiters Posting to the bass In the back of my car Ain't got money Ain't got no gas But we get where we're goin' If we post real fast! (Gnome rises from back seat, cap delightfully askew) He's my Seanachai Put a scowl on your face Ten miles wide Posts so long Make a grown man cry Sweet Seanachai! Oh yeah! He's my Seanachai Short drink of water Such a sweet surprise Posts so long Make a grown man cry Sweet Seanachai! Sweet Seanachai! Sweet Seanachaiiiii!!! Post it! Thank you, we're here all week, goodnight! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 Never mind...Boo beat me too it! Curse you Boo! Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys: ... ridding the world of an annoying nasal twang presently heard in its nether regions. Michael And you heard it here first, Ladies and the rest of you. Emrys finally admits he's been talking out his arse all along. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 12, 2005 Author Share Posted January 12, 2005 Originally posted by Noba: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys: ... ridding the world of an annoying nasal twang presently heard in its nether regions. Michael And you heard it here first, Ladies and the rest of you. Emrys finally admits he's been talking out his arse all along. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys: ... ridding the world of an annoying nasal twang presently heard in its nether regions. Michael And you heard it here first, Ladies and the rest of you. Emrys finally admits he's been talking out his arse all along. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys: ... ridding the world of an annoying nasal twang presently heard in its nether regions. Michael And you heard it here first, Ladies and the rest of you. Emrys finally admits he's been talking out his arse all along. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 Originally posted by stikkypixie: You see if Boo is dreaming out loud, he already is asleep Unless he's a daydream believer. Hey, I feel a song coming on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 Originally posted by Lars: Hey, I feel a song coming on... Repress the urge. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 Originally posted by stikkypixie: Now, now Emrys you disappoint me...Well now, Mr. Stinkypinky. You have come to my notice. You will not enjoy the consequences, I assure you. Much better for an insignificant and dare we say expendable mortal like yourself to remain hidden. Too late for that now. Prepare to suffer horribly. [cruel laughter] Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 12, 2005 Author Share Posted January 12, 2005 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: Prepare to suffer horribly. [cruel laughter] Michael You're not going to do your stand up routine again, are you? You make Paulie Shore look like a comedic genius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lars: Hey, I feel a song coming on... Repress the urge. Michael </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 Just for dalem, who's a recent immigrant to these parts, we've decided to attempt to break the record state low of 1996 this weekend. -51 C Bwahahahaha.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkiviadis Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Dorosh: Now look, Sean; things went nowhere in my attempts to cultivate Franko. He's so full of himself he doesn't have time to get to know me well enough to hate me. What's to know? Everyone hates you. If we're simply looking for people who hate you, we can start piling up phone books from around the world. Originally posted by Michael Dorosh: But Alkalinebattery, now, I think he has potential. As evidenced by this thread.... I don't want to mess this up. I need some clever insights into how to keep this one around long enough to be hated by him. I need a master of his craft, a true student of the human equation, and someone eloquent enough to convey to me the nuances of how to cultivate this one properly. An expert in the field, as it were. Yes, yes, your later gibbering to the contrary, you know that you long for my wisdom. Now, the first 'wrong step' here was your appearing to insult him, while actually agreeing with him, but I like to think you're 'crazy like a wolverine', rather than simply daft. Your apparent 'agreement' with him, which he chose to take as an insult, is good. It would have been far better, of course, to have gotten him to insult, abuse and belittle you, as it would give you the moral high-ground from which to continue to taunt and seduce him into a truly raging hatred. But, we can work with this. It is important now to move into the 'never acknowledged, but inevitable' stage: Stalking him. Use the 'view recent posts' button to find out where he's posting, and what he's saying. Try to either: Come up with a counter post that belittles what he has to say in a gentlemanly way (remember to keep at this; don't get lazy), or agree with him in such a way as to still mock and patronize his position. Remember, Dorosh, that agreement, if properly delivered, can be the sincerest form of irritating the ****e oout of someone. Originally posted by Michael Dorosh: I'm obviously not referring to you of course; you couldn't even get cabron to build up a mild dislike of you. No, I was wondering if you could point out someone with the above characteristics and have them report back to me, preferably on the double and at the 'Shun?Haha, yes, quite droll. Doesn't change the fact that there is no one on this Board that understands the Human Condition known as 'Hatred', the way I do, and all your posturing doesn't change the fact that if acquiring 'Hatred' was a Western, I'd be John Wayne, and you'd be some unpleasant cross between Robert Mitchum and Dean Martin. We all love your little jokes. Now attend. Originally posted by Michael Dorosh: Not that he may be all that bright, I mean, I posted to say that German counter attacks were often conducted at the tactical level, and he comes on to say that German counter attacks were often conducted at the tactical level. He then posts that WW II battles were like WW I battles, and so I posted that WW II battles were like WW I battles and he concluded that since he was saying that WW II battles were like WW I battles and I was only saying that WW II battles were like WW I battles I must obviously bow down to his superior intellect. I LIKE that in a Mortal Enemy. Frankly, it's starting to look like you're made for each other. I mean, you dislike each other for saying the same thing in different ways. Seems to me like he came into the whole discussion already pretty much pre-disposed to think you a horrible little git (as all right thinking folk do, but he did so with a willingness to indicate he thought you were a horrible little git, despite the fact that you say 'tomatoes', and he says 'tomatoes'). Don't let him wander around by himself. As I've said, show up at all the same threads, and respond to him. Don't miss a chance to counter-respond to him as soon as he shows up to tell the world that you'd be better off drowned in your own urine. Originally posted by Michael Dorosh: I think I will spend all day tomorrow writing his name over and over again on the cover of a notebook. You always do this, and it makes me despair of you. It's important that you not let him know how important his responses are to you. For once in your tawdry, hate-driven little grogish life, play it cool! Remember, in all forms of attraction/hatred, the surest aphrodisiac is 'self-confidence'. How else to explain the fact that I'm an unprepossessing, short, gnomish figure of general hilarity, and I've had more women than you'll ever know, even should you live to a ripe old age? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkiviadis Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 Originally posted by dalem: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: Dalem is menopausal. I do NOT have a pouch. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 Originally posted by Alkiviadis: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: Dalem is menopausal. I do NOT have a pouch. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 Originally posted by Alkiviadis: Nor does he have a penis Worried? Looking? Read the Rules lately? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 Originally posted by Alkiviadis: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: Dalem is menopausal. I do NOT have a pouch. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkiviadis Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa... ...again I say, a very target rich environment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 And you so lacking in any kind of weaponry. Like the Donkey says, "pathetic". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys: Prepare to suffer horribly. [cruel laughter] Michael You're not going to do your stand up routine again, are you? You make Paulie Shore look like a comedic genius. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: snip Michael The joke is on you, because I didn't read any of that and because you suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 [turns slightly towards a little rubber gnome at the head of the couch, regaled with notepad and freshly sharpened crayon] ... they always wanted a camel and I was never a camel and I felt completely rejected. They used to make hump jokes and spit a lot which made me feel bad. Very bad. Did you write that down? Yes, I was never valued... *snort*... [convulses a trappped tail] ... and then there was me first formative memory of a riding crop and a rather large vat of melted butter and me first thistle and me feelings of embarrassment 'cause I couldn't quite trot in the right way... ... what you writing down exactly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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