**YK2** Posted February 28, 2004 Share Posted February 28, 2004 I'm too scared to Love you Lars for fear you may growl and show your tonsils...... PERCY DOVETONSILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Shudders* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted February 28, 2004 Share Posted February 28, 2004 Hmm. Does Andreas keep a flat in Berlin? Hmmmm... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted February 28, 2004 Share Posted February 28, 2004 Emma, you convinced dalem to return, and killed off my very lucrative cash cow. I demand restitution! I'm a gonna get a lawyer, I am. [ February 27, 2004, 07:41 PM: Message edited by: R Leete ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marlow Posted February 28, 2004 Share Posted February 28, 2004 R Leete Stop hanging out here and get back there and smack around some Crimsom Bastages. What's wrong with you? Nice to see you recovering YK2. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted February 28, 2004 Share Posted February 28, 2004 ready to join alliance.stop.i like the sig.stop.love.stop.konrad 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SturmSebber Posted February 28, 2004 Share Posted February 28, 2004 Originally posted by YK2: I think I'm in love........... again ... *Sigh* My dearest queen! Tell me it ain't true ! Unable to challenge my rival in a duel to the death (wich has ,despite it's bitterness,a sweet taste knowing that one has to spend his life without your devotion) ... i will have to take my own life in the ancient oriental way: Hara Kiri... the horrid pains of disembowlment will pale compared to the knowledge that i have lost your love... For ever yours, SturmSebber 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted February 28, 2004 Share Posted February 28, 2004 Originally posted by SturmSebber: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by YK2: I think I'm in love........... again ... *Sigh* My dearest queen! Tell me it ain't true ! Unable to challenge my rival in a duel to the death (wich has ,despite it's bitterness,a sweet taste knowing that one has to spend his life without your devotion) ... i will have to take my own life in the ancient oriental way: Hara Kiri... the horrid pains of disembowlment will pale compared to the knowledge that i have lost your love... For ever yours, SturmSebber </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 28, 2004 Share Posted February 28, 2004 So, if you're his second and he doesn't show up, that means you have to use the weed-whacker on yourself, right? I don't see a downside. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted February 28, 2004 Share Posted February 28, 2004 DAVE H.... you dumped your money and left.. I couldn't spend what I had.. and now you gave me more... GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE NOW.... and help me spend it wisely....Please Dave.... pretty please.... Anyone else need money give me a shout... I can't get rid of the stuff... .... Anyone want to join me ring the bell.... everyone welcome.. come fill yor boots... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted February 29, 2004 Share Posted February 29, 2004 I give up on all the whiney, back stabbing ass munchers over there. Edit: I'm going to be a major pain in the butt. Expect attacks with no logic at all. [ February 28, 2004, 09:02 PM: Message edited by: R Leete ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 29, 2004 Share Posted February 29, 2004 Lol. Like any of your attacks have ever had ANY logic before? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurkur Posted February 29, 2004 Share Posted February 29, 2004 Ugh. I am almost finished with a work week from hell...78 hours and not quite done yet. on the up side, since I work on a computer, I've been able to keep up my fiefdom...now what was I doing? Ah yes, trying to ldetermine where exactly the loss of feeling in my hands begins...[whimper] Lurk (alot) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 29, 2004 Share Posted February 29, 2004 Well, Fiefdom is over, and I for one am glad. It's a time sucker and other than the people from the MBT and the <small>goddamer</small> thread, I can't say I was impressed by anyone's attitude. Will I play it again? Really, really doubtful. And just who are the "Crimson Brigade"? Now. Can someone start sending me some FECKIN' TURNS??? [ February 29, 2004, 01:15 AM: Message edited by: Boo Radley ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted February 29, 2004 Share Posted February 29, 2004 Originally posted by Boo Radley: Well, Fiefdom is over, and I for one am glad. It's a time sucker and other than the people from the MBT and the <small>goddamer</small> thread, I can't say I was impressed by anyone's attitude. Will I play it again? Really, really doubtful. And just who are the "Crimson Brigade"? Now. Can someone start sending me some FECKIN' TURNS??? CB? A fitting anacronym. Would that they be installed in tractor trailers all across America and constantly fingered by large, sweaty guys. The maggots. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted February 29, 2004 Share Posted February 29, 2004 Boo, I rescued my singed teddy bear (named 'Boo'), from the smoking wreckage of my blasted fief. Fiefdom was fun, in the same way crack is 'fun'. There's a few minute rush, and then minutes of boredom until the next rush. Although playing with you lot (Marlow, Leeo, Boo, Lars, and v42below) in the Cesspool Alliance and tenaciously making psychotic attacks was fun. But a lot of the people over there are stiff-necked, humourless toads. And the level of smug arrogance and 'We've got this down, children, and you can't match our Fiefdom brilliance, now excuse us while we go thuggish on your immigrant arse' attitude you get made playing that lot rather tedious. I can't remember reading more than a handful of good taunts the whole time I was there, other than from some of our lot, and even the other decent taunts were mostly made by BFC people. Most of that lot just oozed smarminess. Ah, well, it was an interesting experience, but I don't know that I'd go back. Too many people over there were playing not to play the game, but to win, and anything, no matter how tacky, justified winning. Perhaps I just didn't approach it with the proper attitude. But why play it, when you don't like the people you're playing against? Okay, Boo. I'll start doing turns again. My life is getting better and I'm starting to enjoy it again, so I need the counter balance of playing you to keep me from becoming to blissful. Now then, who's for a jolly sing-song? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted February 29, 2004 Share Posted February 29, 2004 Bogus bogus, humpfree bogart! I already find myself missing the wisdom of Grouper. Actually, I missed it as soon as he opened his mouth. Mace [ February 29, 2004, 02:41 AM: Message edited by: Mace ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted February 29, 2004 Share Posted February 29, 2004 Originally posted by YK2: But v42!!!! what can I say? He stood by through every single attack on me and offered his help... I don't even know him.. He's either totally bonkers or has a death wish... Either way... He scores full points with me... I think I'm in love........... again ... *Sigh* I was only doing my duty your majesty. I would not have read any of your messages in the last 24 hours, as I logged on with enough time to make one attack, dump my cash into upgrades and the alliance bank, and log off. If you did, in a moment of weakness make the offer of marriage, as much as I would be honoured, I am truly not worthy. There were many of your fellow servants who deserve it more. Seanachai (if you are not averse to marrying a gnome), for one, spent more than 30 hours at the computer, planning your offenders' demise. Lars's strategising and organising ensured we held our own against the brigade. Sturm's fanaticism raised our spirits in the darkest of moments. There were many others, I cannot thank them enough for putting up with my bberserker talk and pitcing in with what they had. As for me, I spilled blood, lots and lots of blood. I weep when I think of all my troops I had to lay into the ground to avenge the outrages you have suffered, but they died for a good cause. Now, with the blood of your enemies still hot on my brow, with my shield cracked but not broken, and with my sword as sharp as ever, I await the day when I can serve my Queen again and ensure she takes her rightful place at the top of the rankings. Respectfully yours, v42below P.S. Would one of you bastiches kindly give me a run down of the last 24 hour please? [edited to say: Yes, I said kindly and please in the same sentence in the Cesspool, so sue me.] [ February 29, 2004, 03:08 AM: Message edited by: v42below ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 29, 2004 Share Posted February 29, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: Boo, I rescued my singed teddy bear (named 'Boo'), from the smoking wreckage of my blasted fief. I don't think words can adequately convey just how disturbing I find this. Perhaps just a scream will suffice. But I think we all learn a valuable lesson from this, much as, back in the third grade when we were forced to watch movies in school with titles like: "Head Lice? Don't give these hitch hikers a ride!". In this case, Seanachai isn't the little Appalachian boy who says, "It sure do itch!" (Well, for all I know, he might be. For all I know, he could be the doomed high school cheerleader who becomes curb pizza in "Blood on the Asphalt", but I digress.), but instead, here he shows us that sometimes heavy duty chemical balancing medication falls tragically short. I can see the title now, "Chemical Cocktails? You can take them straight up or in a strait jacket." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted February 29, 2004 Share Posted February 29, 2004 Boo, glad to see you've come to your … , um, well, senses. Send setup any game, any side. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 29, 2004 Share Posted February 29, 2004 Originally posted by Moriarty: Boo, glad to see you've come to your … , um, well, senses. Send setup any game, any side. Two things I'd like to mention right here. The least important and therefore first up is that the Peng alliance was in contention for the top spot in Fiefdom: Top Alliances: Riled Rif Raff (82,642 avg. score), Cheery Waffles (79,920), Rabid PENGuins (56,611), Saber Wielding Wackos (52,400), Yorick (49,915) ("Rabid PENGuins"? That was our name?) The other thing I'd like to mention, which is much more important is, Real nice taunt there, More Arty. Afraid you were going to strain a muscle or something? I've received better taunts from Nidan and we all know what an unmitigated thickie he is. Is it because you've been here so long? Has a certain amount of ennui gotten it's talons into you? A lassitude stolen over your mind like a cloud over an oil slicked mud puddle? Find the need for some kind of verbal Viagra to put a point on your Eberhard Faber? You make me sad. I'll send a set up by and by. If for no other reason than I see you're from Illinois (How are things in Joliet, BTW?) and that in itself is enough to make me pity you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted February 29, 2004 Share Posted February 29, 2004 My, my, Kitty is quite the fecund one, isn’t she? Congrats on largest litter!!! Fiefdom was fun, but as Seanachai says, it was sort of like dealing computerized drugs with a few fun-loving 6-0-Trey gangs thrown into the neighborhood. We tossed out a couple of good taunts and it was ridiculiously easy to sucker the morons into dogpiling on a guy. Just mention relics, which were worthless anyway, and they’d go for it like a washed-up crackho who hadn’t had a hit of the pipe since she’d turned her last trick two weeks ago. But slaughtering some uppity a-hole’s peasants and buildings almost made it worthwhile. Might do it again so let me know when the next one starts. I’ll think I’ll just lay in the weeds and be alliance banker, less of a time waster that way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted February 29, 2004 Share Posted February 29, 2004 Originally posted by Boo Radley: You write the words of a bitter man, Boo Just thought I'd let you fire the first shot, since it's the only one you'll get. Joliet? Are you referring to the medium-security facility or Stateville – that rather nasty place. Hmm, I'll warrant that either is significantly better than the cell (or padded room) with your name on it at Oakwood. Does the screaming keep you up at night or is it only in your mind? And as to your spurious allegation of ennui, I say nay, you'll not find that here, sirrah. I am the lowest of the low, worst of the worst. My aim's ne'er true; victories e'er few. Fire when ready, Boo Radley 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 Originally posted by SturmSebber: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by YK2: I think I'm in love........... again ... *Sigh* My dearest queen! Tell me it ain't true ! Unable to challenge my rival in a duel to the death...*snip* </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 Originally posted by Moriarty: I am the lowest of the low, worst of the worst. My aim's ne'er true; victories e'er few. Fire when ready, Boo Radley But, I'm already playing a game against you. Oh, wait a minute! Sorry. For a second there, I thought you were Hiram. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 Originally posted by Boo Radley: Two things I'd like to mention right here. The least important and therefore first up is that the Peng alliance was in contention for the top spot in Fiefdom: Top Alliances: Riled Rif Raff (82,642 avg. score), Cheery Waffles (79,920), Rabid PENGuins (56,611), Saber Wielding Wackos (52,400), Yorick (49,915) ("Rabid PENGuins"? That was our name?) No we weren't, that wasn't us. We were the Cesspool Alliance. I don't know who the Rabid PENGuins were, but our average score was much lower than theirs, down around 34,000 something. Anyone who played know who the heck the Rabid PENGuins were? We certainly deserved the appellation 'rabid', but we didn't use it officially. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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