**YK2** Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 This here Thread is the Mutha of all Threads.. We don't serve waffles or cherries, and we don't need to use emoticans to get our point across like those red faced pus maggots on that other thread. We do have that longetivity factor though.. and we will always be one step ahead of that other thread. BUT be warned ... YOU are not welcome here.. if you DO decide to hang around then challenge someone as low as yourself to a game, a good taunt along with some wit and panache and you may just find a warm corner somewhere in the MBT to call your very own... Oh yes.. and don't forget to take off your muddy boots before stepping on the Red Carpet... and In Michaels case your socks as well.. Above all... <BIG>SOD OFF </big> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Windsor Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 Not the Smiths ... you've just plummeted to new depths :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted November 28, 2003 Author Share Posted November 28, 2003 Originally posted by Edward Windsor: Not the Smiths ... you've just plummeted to new depths :mad: Ohhhh tis yon TEDDY WINDSOR .. long time no see... we should have tea and crumpets and catch up with all the gossip.. Is Sophie well?... I hope you're both enjoying the new arrival. You must pop by the palace and show me the slides of the new baby.. Tally Ho Wot!! (A baby eh.. never thought he had it in him ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 Originally posted by Edward Windsor: Not the Smiths ... you've just plummeted to new depths :mad: Hey, we aim to please! btw, what's a Smith? Someone to shod Yeknathod with a new set of shoes? Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Windsor Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 Originally posted by YK2: You must pop by the palace and show me the slides of the new baby..Thanks for caring. You're always more than welcome to drop in, as long as you promise I'll never have to listen to Frankly, Mr Shankly or Vicar In A Tutu ever again. I think I better bow out - two posts in a Peng thread are at least a couple too many (for all parties involved, I suspect). Down the hatch, Teddy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted November 28, 2003 Author Share Posted November 28, 2003 This Charming Man is also a Smith.... Does that help you a little Mace ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted November 28, 2003 Author Share Posted November 28, 2003 Originally posted by Edward Windsor: Thanks for caring. You're always more than welcome to drop in, as long as you promise I'll never have to listen to Frankly, Mr Shankly or Vicar In A Tutu ever again. I see you're pretty up on their music... A closet Smiths Fan!! Although I can't think why.. not as if we are talking Abba here.. Btw.. Feel free to drop by anytime... but please leave those nasty emoticans with the waffles and cherries.. They tend to leave unslightly marks on the carpet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Windsor Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 Originally posted by YK2: A closet Smiths Fan!! A nasty flashback to my student days ... I shared a house with three vegetarians, who insisted on tie-dyeing charity shop purchases in the bathroom, prevented me from cooking low-quality mince products in the kitchen, watched nasty Australian soaps in the living room and played the Smiths loudly in their bedrooms while attempting to get pregnant (one actually succeeded, although her dungarees were so large it was months before anyone noticed ... including her). Last post, honest. I'll bugger back off to the Cheery Wafflers. Bottoms up, Teddy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted November 28, 2003 Author Share Posted November 28, 2003 Ahhhhh nice man that Teddy . Like a breath of fresh air... God knows why he frequents that other thread... [ November 28, 2003, 06:28 AM: Message edited by: YK2 ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirReal Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 Originally posted by YK2: God knows why he frequents that other thread... Because we don't just aim to please, we're also pleased to aim, and we're usually armed with bovine feces. I think he's just being prudent in taking cover before the Olde Ones find their way into the new incarnation. /SirReal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurkur Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 I think it also bears mentioning that this glorious thread (may the cess ever flow) actually has women who are long-time residents, and that we are ruled by a Queen among Queens. That other thread may think of themselves as "He-man women haters," but really, their hatred of the True Thread is grounded in the gnawing, bitter knowledge that the cool chicks hang out with us, and not them! It's not that they're less cool than us to womenfolk, it's that they're COMPLETELY INVISIBLE to them! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Lurk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 Originally posted by dalem: Sick? Unable to eat? On Thanksgiving? I loathe you all. dalem, this one's for you... SSN Hint Of The Day: Serve TV dinners, wine coolers and cherry Twinkies on Thanksgiving. Now sod off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becket Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 Originally posted by YK2: This Charming Man is also a Smith.... Does that help you a little Mace ? Holy High School Flashback, Batman. It almost makes me want to turn all the lights out and listen to How Soon Is Now. Almost. Think I'm going to go put the Zwan CD in and scrub these memories right out of my brain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 Originally posted by mike the wino: NEWS FLASH This just in from the Ostfront.... Lars, sucking like a Hoover, gave up on turn 20 of a 20+ scenario by rune. Let me tell you, no one, but no one, deals out hate-filled bits of excruciatingly painful scenarios as that lad. Final score was 94-6. General Hint for the Day: Kick Lars in his bits and then laugh at him. It was kinda like going over the top at the Somme. The mistrust that High Command had of the so-called "New Armies" manifested itself in the orders to the troops to keep uniformed lines and to march towards the enemy across no-man's land. This, coupled with the failure of the artillery bombardment to dislodge much of the German wire, or to destroy their machine-gun posts, led to one of the biggest slaughters in military history.Yep, that's pretty much it. Except I don't think the Brits managed to shell their own troops. Takes a good Kraut F.O. with the usual casual Teutonic disregard for life to do that. I blame rune of course... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 It's Friday and I don't have to work today. I laugh at all of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 Originally posted by Boo Radley: It's Friday and I don't have to work today. I laugh at all of you. Great. Shut up and send me a turn. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 Originally posted by Boo Radley: It's Friday and I don't have to work today. I laugh at all of you. So, your employer finally discovered that his operation is more efficient without you...not something to crow about, I say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 Edited because reading every other word in Nidan's posts, while normally a good tactic, didn't work as well here. Steve [ November 28, 2003, 10:42 AM: Message edited by: MrSpkr ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirReal Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 Originally posted by MrSpkr: Edited because reading every other word in Nidan's posts, while normally a good tactic, didn't work as well here. Steve Let's see... So, employer discovered his is efficient you...something crow, I. Wow. That's like, deep, man. Deep. /SirReal [ November 28, 2003, 10:54 AM: Message edited by: SirReal ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted November 28, 2003 Author Share Posted November 28, 2003 Back from shopping YK2 selects a CD, Lights some candles and turns out the lights..... Ohhhh I like these floating candles.. perfect to get rid of the stench that fills the Cesspool .. Time for a sing song!!! No need to thank me for this one, thank Becket instead. I am the son and the heir of a shyness that is criminally vulgar I am the son and heir of nothing in particular You shut your mouth how can you say I go about things the wrong way I am human and I need to be loved just like everybody else does I am the son and the heir of a shyness that is criminally vulgar I am the son and the heir of nothing in particular You shut your mouth how can you say I go about things the wrong way I am human and I need to be loved just like everybody else does There's a club if you'd like to go you could meet somebody who really loves you so you go, and you stand on your own and you leave on your own and you go home, and you cry and you want to die When you say it's gonna happen "now" well, when exactly do you mean? see I've already waited too long and all my hope is gone You shut your mouth how can you say I go about things the wrong way I am human and I need to be loved just like everybody else does.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurkur Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 Originally posted by SirReal: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrSpkr: Edited because reading every other word in Nidan's posts, while normally a good tactic, didn't work as well here. Steve Let's see... So, employer discovered his is efficient you...something crow, I. Wow. That's like, deep, man. Deep. /SirReal </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becket Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 Urk...that was a rotten thing to do, YK2. Not to worry, I have the perfect counter. "Of A Broken Heart" if only i die just once in my life if only to try to take a guess, to be the best a feeling i hide that runs this world, that keeps us alive i want you to climb with me until i die of a broken heart a broken heart until i die of a broken heart a broken heart until i die the heart of a child is in your hands now so let's see you smile 'cause i'm not impressed with your loneliness and it's been a while since you forgave all your changes made so let's count the miles together until i die of a broken heart a broken heart until i die of a broken heart a broken heart until i die of a broken heart a broken heart until i die if only i die just once in my life if only to try together until i die of a broken heart a broken heart until i die of a broken heart a broken heart until i die of a broken heart a broken heart until i die Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 Originally posted by Becket: if only i die until i die until i die until i die until i die until i die until i die until i die if only i die until i die until i die until i die until i die With a little editing, I think you got a winner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted November 28, 2003 Author Share Posted November 28, 2003 Click me Becket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becket Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Becket: if only i die until i die until i die until i die until i die until i die until i die until i die if only i die until i die until i die until i die until i die With a little editing, I think you got a winner. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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