Stuka Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 Originally posted by v42below: Actually I hail from the Urals. Stuka - that old lady you provided...ahem...favours to, in return for civilian clothes and food was my grandmother. She says she misses you and that thing you do with your ears (no, I have no other details, Bauhaus). She would also like the postal address to which she should send the teletubby boxer shorts you left behind. Oh stop it you annoying adolescent. You hail from 'Whykickamoocow' Nooo Zeelund and you bloody well know it. You are as Russian as Dalem's whizzy-crack popcorn and about as bright. Now run along and play with matches before I am forced to cement your head into the pavement and use you as the 'pool bike rack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by rleete: You know, I was always a Genesis fan, even when Phil took over lead. Right up until the last comercialized silliness. You liked Phil Collins?</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 Originally posted by rleete: **YK2**, that particular song came on the radio on the way to work this morning. My first reaction was to change the station. But then, thinking there might be something I'm missing, I changed it back. Not quite as bad as I remembered (when they played it 10 times a day)I made the mistake of letting my daughter know that "Groovy Kind Of Love" has always been a fav of mine.. she bought me the latest "Phil Collins Love Songs Old And New" It's a double CD and out of the 25 tracks I listen to 3.... I'm not a Phil Collins fan or a Genesis fan, I just happen to have a thing aboot that song... Time for another song... From the Wild At Heart Soundtrack... Wicked Game-- Chris Isaak The world was on fire No one could save me but you... Strange what desire will make foolish people do I never dreamed that I'd meet somebody like you And I never dreamed that I'd lose somebody like you... No, I don't want to fall in love This love is only gonna break your heart No, I don't want to fall in love This love is only gonna break your heart With you ..... With you .... What a wicked game you play To make me feel this way What a wicked thing to do To let me dream of you What a wicked thing to say You never felt this way What a wicked thing to do To make me dream of you v And I don't wanna fall in love This love is only gonna break your heart And I don't want to fall in love This love is only gonna break your heart World was on fire No one could save me but you Strange what desire will make foolish people do I never dreamed that I'd love somebody like you I never dreamed that I'd lose somebody like you No I don't wanna fall in love This love is only gonna break your heart No I don't wanna fall in love This love is only gonna break your heart With you With you .... Nobody loves no one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: Believe me, in most homes, the basement is the first place they take us.I believe you. I bet that after leading you down to the basement, they scurry back up the stairs and lock the door until your visit is over. It's their way of driving out the other vermin that have taken up residence there. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: 'Struth! That's some weird ****e! I was just after reading a thread that suggested that me and Michael Emrys were the same person! Ha! That would be a bit of a lookout, eh? That me and Emrys could both post so long, and endlessly, and often so eruditely in different ways, and turn out to be not one satirical, well-spoken, humorous and knowledgeable, if somewhat short and stout, individual, and also another older, crustier, ironical, smiling gibbering groggish sort of guy? Eh? End of story! My spokesperson emphatically denies all allegations of criminal wrongdoing. Er, what? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 Lennon & McCartney Words are flying out like endless rain into a papercup, They slither while, they pass, they slip away across the univer-se Pools of sorrow, waves of joy are drifting through my open mind, possessing and caressing me. Jai Guru De va Om Nothing's gonna change my world Nothing's gonna change my world Nothing's gonna change my world Nothing's gonna change my world Images of broken light which dance before me like million eyes, That call me on and on across the universe, Thoughts meander like a restless wind inside a letterbox they tumble blindly as they make their way across the universe. Jai Guru De va Om Nothing's gonna change my world Nothing's gonna change my world Nothing's gonna change my world Nothing's gonna change my world Sounds of laughter shades of earth are ringing through my open views inciting and inviting me. Limitless undying love which shines around me like a million suns, it calls me on and on across the universe. Jai Guru De va Om Nothing's gonna change my world Nothing's gonna change my world Nothing's gonna change my world Nothing's gonna change my world Jai Guru De va Om... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 Ahhh you put me in the mood for some John Lennon... From the album "Lennon Legend" Watching The Wheels People say I'm crazy doing what I'm doing Well they give me all kinds of warnings to save me from ruin When I say that I'm o.k. well they look at me kind of strange Surely you're not happy now you no longer play the game People say I'm lazy dreaming my life away Well they give me all kinds of advice designed to enlighten me When I tell them that I'm doing fine watching shadows on the wall Don't you miss the big time boy you're no longer on the ball I'm just sitting here watching the wheels go round and round I really love to watch them roll No longer riding on the merry-go-round I just had to let it go Ah, people asking questions lost in confusion Well I tell them there's no problem, only solutions Well they shake their heads and they look at me as if I've lost my mind I tell them there's no hurry I'm just sitting here doing time I'm just sitting here watching the wheels go round and round I really love to watch them roll No longer riding on the merry-go-round I just had to let it go I just had to let it go I just had to let it go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 ... which for some reason, reminds me of: Bird on the Wire Like a bird on the wire, like a drunk in a midnight choir I have tried in my way to be free. Like a worm on a hook, like a knight from some old fashioned book I have saved all my ribbons for thee. If I, if I have been unkind, I hope that you can just let it go by. If I, if I have been untrue I hope you know it was never to you. Like a baby, stillborn, like a beast with his horn I have torn everyone who reached out for me. But I swear by this song and by all that I have done wrong I will make it all up to thee. I saw a beggar leaning on his wooden crutch, he said to me, "You must not ask for so much." And a pretty woman leaning in her darkened door, she cried to me, "Hey, why not ask for more?" Oh like a bird on the wire, like a drunk in a midnight choir I have tried in my way to be free. Leonard Cohen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted March 31, 2005 Author Share Posted March 31, 2005 And these Phil Collins & Lennon songs made me think of... Eric Clapton - Change the World If I can reach the stars, Pull one down for you, Shine it on my heart So you could see the truth: That this love I have inside Is everything it seems. But for now I find It’s only in my dreams. And I can change the world, I will be the sunlight in your universe. You would think my love was really something good, Baby if I could change the world. And if I could be king, Even for a day, I’d take you as my queen; I’d have it no other way. And our love would rule This kingdom we had made. Till then I’d be a fool, Wishing for the day... That I can change the world, I would be the sunlight in your universe. You would think my love was really something good, Baby if I could change the world. Baby if I could change the world. I could change the world, I would be the sunlight in your universe. You would think my love was really something good, Baby if I could change the world. Baby if I could change the world. Baby if I could change the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 Which reminds me of... Would you know my name If I saw you in heaven? Would you feel the same If I saw you in heaven? I must be strong and carry on ’cause I know I don’t belong here in heaven... Would you hold my hand If I saw you in heaven? Would you help me stand If I saw you in heaven? I’ll find my way through night and day ’cause I know I just can’t stay here in heaven... Time can bring you down, time can bend your knees Time can break your heart, have you begging please...begging please Beyond the door there’s peace I’m sure And I know there’ll be no more tears in heaven... Would you know my name If I saw you in heaven? Would you feel the same If I saw you in heaven? I must be strong and carry on ’cause I know I don’t belong here in heaven... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 If Lennon were still alive I'd like to pick him up by the ankles and beat Clapton to death with him. GRRRRRR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 Hmm, think Clapton was skinnier. In any case, trying to pick up Phil Collins to beat either one of the others to death would be a poor choice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 All turns out. If you didn't get one, well, it's kinda your own dang fault, now ain't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 So...I have not had a cigarette since last Sunday, and right now I could kill all of you with my bare hands and not think twice about it. Does smoking enhance your conscience, because I do not feel bad at all about these feelings of violence? Maybe its the nicotene.....anybody got a smoke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 I'd give you one....woopsie, time for a smoke, see ya in a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted April 1, 2005 Author Share Posted April 1, 2005 Originally posted by Nidan1: So...I have not had a cigarette since last Sunday, and right now I could kill all of you with my bare hands and not think twice about it. Does smoking enhance your conscience, because I do not feel bad at all about these feelings of violence? Maybe its the nicotene.....anybody got a smoke? Let's see...you could ask to see Hiram's scars from when I quit a few months ago. heh And still I have dreams occasionally wherein someone offers me a cigarette. Then I wake up coughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 Dear Wankers, Elvis Costello I'm Not Angry You’re upstairs with the boyfriend while I’m left here to listen. I hear you calling his name, I hear the stutter of ignition. I could hear you whispering as I crept by your door. So you found some other joker who could please you more. I’m not angry, I’m not angry anymore. I’m not angry, I’m not angry anymore. Ooh, I know what you’re doin’. I know where you’ve been. I know where, but I don’t care, ’cause there’s no such thing as an original sin. I’ve got this camera click, click, clickin’ in my head. I got you talking with your hands, got you smiling with your legs. Spent all my time in a vanity factory, Wonderin’ when they’re gonna come and take it all back. Not too bitter is it? Love, Elvis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 Dear Nadin1, I had my last smoke Feb. 15th. Would love one right now. I feel for you. Love, Elvis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 Gaylord has surfaced in the Fiefdom forums with a MBT rip off thread. Quite fun reading really - shows just how left out the poor bugger feels... http://www.evolvingworlds.com/phpbb2/viewtopic.php?t=108 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted April 1, 2005 Author Share Posted April 1, 2005 Oh wow, dude! Like, I'm being mocked by a psychopath! How kewl is that? *rolls eyes* Can someone say "psychotherapy"? I knew you could... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 siki...siko...psk....ah nuts! How about...shrinkage (no, not the thing Castanza talked about, Bauhaus)? Will that do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted April 1, 2005 Author Share Posted April 1, 2005 As you aren't very bright, I'll let it pass... But it makes you sound like Pauley Shore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 "Pauley? Pauley? Eh Tony, where's Pauley?" "He sleeps with the fishes, boss!" "I know, but where the hell is he?" Baddum-dum-pshh...Thank you, I'm here till Thursday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 Imagine my quiet, dignified, but entirely heartfelt glee at watching you be slowly garroted. What fun! Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 Originally posted by Nidan1: So...I have not had a cigarette since last Sunday, and right now I could kill all of you with my bare hands and not think twice about it. Does smoking enhance your conscience, because I do not feel bad at all about these feelings of violence? Maybe its the nicotene.....anybody got a smoke? I am seriously considering picking smoking just to laugh at you. Then I realise I don't need to. HA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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