rleete Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 Stop insulting the silverfish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: THE PROOF YOU GIVE IS NO GOOD. YOU NEED MORE PROOF. GIVE PROOF FROM SOMEONE WHO IS NOT YOU ... GIVE PROOF FROM SOMEONE SMART AND HONEST. Joe Well, that certainly excludes anyone from the CessPool, doesn't it. It also rules out the <small>goddam</small> thread, too. Finding intelligence in the GF is a total no-go. Guess that means only one person... "Oh, honey? Can you come in here for a sec?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 She married you. Doesn't say much for the I.Q. Maybe you've got a big life insurance policy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheWhoMustBeObeyed Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 Dear Joe, my husband has informed me of your accusation. Personally, I don't think it holds water. From my understanding, before a person could hack into a game, he'd have to know a bit about computers, wouldn't he? That's not my husband, believe me. As for beating you in this game, from what he tells me, it's mainly because...(how did you put it, dear?) Oh yes. You have all the talent of a seal in a handwriting competition. I'm not sure what that means, but it doesn't sound good. And also, my husband would never lie to me. Not if he wanted to keep his lungs on the inside of his body, that is. I hope you're all having a nice day. Bye, Rose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobal2 Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 So, today we learnt that Boo is homewhipped, and he doesn't know squat about the game. Talk about news... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 Everybody give a big Cesspool Welcome to our newest member, "fossilized dung"! Sheesh, it's only a matter of time till he ends up here, ain't it lads? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 Even the Frenchies are taking pot-shots. How's it feel to be a target, Boo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 Originally posted by SheWhoMustBeObeyed: Dear Joe, my husband has informed me of your accusation. Personally, I don't think it holds water. From my understanding, before a person could hack into a game, he'd have to know a bit about computers, wouldn't he? That's not my husband, believe me. As for beating you in this game, from what he tells me, it's mainly because...(how did you put it, dear?) Oh yes. You have all the talent of a seal in a handwriting competition. I'm not sure what that means, but it doesn't sound good. And also, my husband would never lie to me. Not if he wanted to keep his lungs on the inside of his body, that is. I hope you're all having a nice day. Bye, Rose My Dear Lady Rose (forgive the abbreviation but Lady Rose sounds so much better than Lady SheWhoMustBeObeyed ... besides ... my mother's name was Rose.) First, please accept my deepest and most profound condolences. Needn't say more than that, eh Milady? Second, I too was shocked at the apparent and totally uncharacteristic appearance of ... well ability on the part of Boo Radley ... ANY ability, let alone a computer ability would seem so far beyond his capabilities. But then I realized that he likely has access to a checking account, no doubt a JOINT checking account since HIS income is unlikely to provide more than the barest of bare necessities. With such a thing ... people can be hired! It doesn't absolve him of responsibility, of course, but it does explain the thing doesn't it. As to MY talents which he saw fit to denigrate ... we ARE talking about Boo Radley here, he still considers the lad who was able to drink the milk and then make it come out of his nose to have talent ... no doubt he looks back on those halcyon days with a bitter longing ... the kids DID applaud him so back then. I DO hope you've been able to break him of that habit. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 Originally posted by rleete: Even the Frenchies are taking pot-shots. How's it feel to be a target, Boo? Shouldn't you be trying to perfect your diapering techniques, or somefink? Maybe Korncob will let you practice on him. Think on that visual for awhile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 For that, I might just send you a sample of the first crop my son produces. Open the mail carefully old man. edit: me know spell two gude. Damn liberal teachers. [ June 10, 2004, 09:29 PM: Message edited by: rleete ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 Originally posted by rleete: For that, I might jusy send you a sample of the first crop my son produces. Open the mail carefully old man. Shoot, you've been giving me crap from day one, why not involve the rest of the family? Oh, and Joe? Your post made my wife laugh out loud. But not to worry, she wasn't laughing AT you, she was ... well, wait a mo...I'm sorry. My mistake. She WAS laughing at you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 Originally posted by Boo Radley: Shoot, you've been giving me crap from day one, why not involve the rest of the family?Wife really liked that one. Making her laugh is really a "crap shoot" these days... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 Originally posted by rleete: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: Shoot, you've been giving me crap from day one, why not involve the rest of the family?Wife really liked that one. Making her laugh is really a "crap shoot" these days... </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 What's all this nattering nonsense about Boo Radley hacking a computer? Who but a complete idiot could make such... oh..., Joe, how could you make such a charge against one so inept as Radley? If anyone is suspect around these parts it's First Shot Kill Shaw!!! Don't try and deny it. It's in the record and I quote: Joe Shaw is a gamey, no-turn sending, first shot killing, game hacking, blackguard of the highest order There you have it, from the Official Records. Now then, in regards the one good thought that has bubbled it's way up out of the goo that was once your brain, I hereby second your proposal that the heathen scoundrel (Boo Radley for you newcomers) be ordered and ordained to change his dear wife's member name to Lady Rose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 A Rose by any other name... ...should be encouraged to whump Boo upside the head as often as possible. [ June 10, 2004, 09:50 PM: Message edited by: rleete ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 Originally posted by rleete: A Rose by any other name... ...should be encouraged to whump Boo upside the head as often as possible. Oh, I doubt that she needs much encouragement ... or reasons for that matter. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: my mother's name was RoseYour mother's name was Rose? Fine name. But tell me, does that make you the prick she gave birth to? Get it....Rose...Prick? You don't get great lines like that everyday, now do you? Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 Originally posted by rleete: A Rose by any other name... ...should be encouraged to whump Boo upside the head as often as possible. Preferably with large, blunt instruments (to make sure it gets through to that 'brain' of his. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: my mother's name was RoseYour mother's name was Rose? Fine name. But tell me, does that make you the prick she gave birth to? Get it....Rose...Prick? You don't get great lines like that everyday, now do you? Mace </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: My Dear Lady Rose (forgive the abbreviation but Lady Rose sounds so much better than Lady SheWhoMustBeObeyed ... besides ... my mother's name was Rose.) Joe Does that make Boo your father??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: my mother's name was RoseYour mother's name was Rose? Fine name. But tell me, does that make you the prick she gave birth to? Get it....Rose...Prick? You don't get great lines like that everyday, now do you? Mace </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobal2 Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 I can't wait for the day when you Aussies finally start speaking English You just don't think, ever, do you ? You know, thinking, that time when your brain provides something else than the white noise you're accustomed to ? It's obvious that if Aussies were to speak English, we'd hear *more* from them. And you "can't wait" for THAT ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 Originally posted by Kobal2: I can't wait for the day when you Aussies finally start speaking English You just don't think, ever, do you ? You know, thinking, that time when your brain provides something else than the white noise you're accustomed to ? Just, learning, the, use, of commas,, there, Sparky,? You're, doing, real, well,. It's obvious that if Aussies were to speak English, we'd hear *more* from them. And you "can't wait" for THAT ? Cueball, you could not be more wrong. You could try, but you would not succeed. Dearth of language skills has never, and I mean EVER, stopped the Aussies from vocalizing, whether it be in their natural language of clicks and grunts or the eerie howling out of their "Vegemite" song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 Originally posted by Boo Radley: Not only is that not a great line, it doesn't even make sense. I can't wait for the day when you Aussies finally start speaking English. Rose has thorns, thorns cause pricks. *sighs* You don't know what prick means as slang though? In that case...ya prick!!!! *big evil smile and laugh Muhahahahahahaahahahaahahahahahaaha Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 Originally posted by Lars: But that's just me. Prick? *Thinks to self: I'm safe until someone does a google search* Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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