Dear Joe, my husband has informed me of your accusation.
Personally, I don't think it holds water. From my understanding, before a person could hack into a game, he'd have to know a bit about computers, wouldn't he?
That's not my husband, believe me.
As for beating you in this game, from what he tells me, it's mainly because...(how did you put it, dear?)
Oh yes. You have all the talent of a seal in a handwriting competition.
I'm not sure what that means, but it doesn't sound good.
And also, my husband would never lie to me.
Not if he wanted to keep his lungs on the inside of his body, that is.
I hope you're all having a nice day.
Bye,
Rose