Watson & Crick Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 Latest Experiment from the lab notebook of Watson & Crick: Experimental Goal: Determine the Effectiveness of Superglue as a Hemorrhoid treatment. Subject: Snarker Experimental Design: Replace the Preparation H ointment with Superglue. Subject will be told he is using normal Preparation H to self-treat his problem. Day 1: Subject applies ointment. Subject's finger is glued to buttocks. Subject was concerned about this until he was told that this is part of the treatment side-note: subject not very smart and/or gullible. Day 2: Subject complains about hemorrhoids and now constipation*possible side-effect*. Day 3: Subject still complaining about hemorrhoids and constipation. Adjitated more than normal. Day 4: Subject still complaining about hemorrhoids and constipation. Subject still adjitated. Subject is starting to swell and bloat. Day 5: Subject still complaining about hemmorhoids and constipation. Subject still adjitated. Subject swells and bloats further. Day 6: Subject spontaneaously explodes. Subject stops complaining about hemmorhoids and constipation. Conclusion: Super glue appears to be effective for curing hemorrhoids. Further test subjects will be required to see if constipation is a side-effect. Will put ads in the Barrie Examiner Newspaper, Ontario, Canuckistan and offer a free case of MGD beer to qualified test subjects. [ November 11, 2004, 10:00 PM: Message edited by: Watson & Crick ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 Originally posted by Snarker: You've been lulling me into a false sense of security waiting for this day. Admit it. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Yes. Yes I have. Look on the bright side. You'll have more time on your hands not having to play anymore tournament games, while I will be busy climbing to the top of the heap. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 GGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRG! :mad: What kind of friggin' email service do you use Snotball??????? I am geting the following error message: This is an automatically generated Delivery Status Notification. THIS IS A WARNING MESSAGE ONLY. YOU DO NOT NEED TO RESEND YOUR MESSAGE. Delivery to the following recipients has been delayed. Please fix or do sumfink. :mad: In other totally unrelated news. It is winter on the North Shore. Yep, snow is falling. 1-3 inches predicted today through tomorrow. Not much you say??? Well, by now all the Blue-hairs have purchase ALL the milk in the stores because they remember the blizzard of '76. Similarly, all the bread will be gone too. I had planned on raking leaves (50 bags worth) tomorrow. I had hired two of my coworkers kids to help me. I told them they will have to shovel snow first to get the leaves. They did not like that idea. So it looks like that will be delayed... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 Down here, when there is a forcast of 1/4 inch or less of snow, there is panic. The stores run out of (in no particular order) Bread Milk Toilet paper Beer I have no problems driving in snow. I have a 4x4, tire chains, and I actually know how to. I choose not to, because of all the mo-rons what don't. Soddball is a wanker. Turns out to all what sent them (not Soddy) Back on Sunday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_mike_the_wino2 Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 Now you tell me that Sockmuncher is a non-turn sending jackalope LMAO, are you new, drunk or stupid? Why don't you guys try a game with this guy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted November 13, 2004 Share Posted November 13, 2004 Originally posted by mike_the_wino2: Why don't you guys try a game with this guy? Errrrr, sure friend. *shudder* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted November 13, 2004 Share Posted November 13, 2004 Originally posted by Watson & Crick: ....I told them they will have to shovel snow first to get the leaves.Doesn't snow cover the leaves? They did not like that idea.No, they prolly just don't like you and the idea, bein an extension of you, is thereby tainted. Once again, let me see if I got this right...you have to dig out the snow, 1-3 inches deep, and then rake leaves? And this can't wait cuz why? :confused: :confused: :confused: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted November 13, 2004 Share Posted November 13, 2004 Originally posted by Wallybob: Down here, when there is a forcast of 1/4 inch or less of snow, there is panic. The stores run out of (in no particular order) Bread Milk Toilet paper BeerEven further down, there is no snow, and the stores are well stocked with beer, beer, beer and beer. Everything else is secondary. Mace 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted November 13, 2004 Share Posted November 13, 2004 *sigh* Cali people. The leaves rot & kill the grass. Not good. The snow will be gone in a day or two. When that happens, the leaves get raked. The funny thing is, not all of the leaves have fallen. That is why I was waiting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted November 13, 2004 Share Posted November 13, 2004 Wait a minute....if you had half a sack you would chuck so much feckin' angry TNT as to melt that tiny bit of snow. Now change out of you poodle skirt and pumps, nancy, and get to chucking some serious, furious TNT with those limp-wrists of yours. <font size=+5>MAGGOT!!!</font> :mad: :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted November 13, 2004 Share Posted November 13, 2004 LISTEN, silico-nads! At least I don't require genital augmentation. :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted November 13, 2004 Share Posted November 13, 2004 Originally posted by Watson & Crick: LISTEN, silico-nads! At least I don't require genital augmentation.No, you require mental aumentation. Stick a leach on your butt and your IQ should triple. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted November 13, 2004 Share Posted November 13, 2004 Originally posted by Dave H: How did I miss thee, let me count the ways... Does that help? Good, a scale of affection. It places me nicely. I missed you too, Dave. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted November 13, 2004 Share Posted November 13, 2004 AGRAG GARGARGG G RAGAGRGRGRAG!!!!! At the in-laws so no CM and little or no beer. I most certainly do not rule this weekend. Look out for next Friday though!! :mad: :mad: I'll be in such a mood I'll make your heads spin. Where the hell is Keke?!?!?!? :mad: :mad: Any other tourney results to report, or is Snarker the only LOSER so far? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted November 13, 2004 Author Share Posted November 13, 2004 Maggot. You will forever wonder if I threw the game to assuage your ego. May the in-laws supply you with mediocre brew. At best. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted November 13, 2004 Author Share Posted November 13, 2004 Water & Closet!!! Quit eyeballin' me, boy! :mad: :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted November 13, 2004 Share Posted November 13, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: AGRAG GARGARGG G RAGAGRGRGRAG!!!!! At the in-laws so no CM and little or no beer.No beer? :eek: You definitely married into the wrong family then! :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted November 13, 2004 Share Posted November 13, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: At the in-laws so no CM and little or no beer.Canuckistan still have that liquor store strike? heheheheheheehe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted November 14, 2004 Author Share Posted November 14, 2004 I just placed my order for Double Bastard Ale. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted November 14, 2004 Share Posted November 14, 2004 GARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRG! I guess the game with Codpiece is off. Freekin' hotmail account bounced the set-up. Too many 'splodies. :mad: If any of you nonces would like to give a new map a try, let me know. Rural town, reminiscent of DaveH country. Perfect for 2000 points of cherry-pickin' gaminess. :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted November 14, 2004 Share Posted November 14, 2004 Originally posted by Watson & Crick: GARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRG! I guess the game with Codpiece is off. Freekin' hotmail account bounced the set-up. Too many 'splodies. :mad: If any of you nonces would like to give a new map a try, let me know. Rural town, reminiscent of DaveH country. Perfect for 2000 points of cherry-pickin' gaminess. :mad: K. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted November 14, 2004 Share Posted November 14, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: K. Alll righty! I'll set it up as a midday battle, unrestricted, 2000 points with clear skies and dry conditions. If you buy guns, you probably should buy some transport for more LOS options. [ November 14, 2004, 07:34 AM: Message edited by: Watson & Crick ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted November 14, 2004 Share Posted November 14, 2004 Originally posted by Snarker: Water & Closet!!! Quit eyeballin' me, boy! :mad: :mad: :mad: Snarker the lab rat. Do you still want a game???? I have a good map....or you can pick a scenario.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted November 14, 2004 Author Share Posted November 14, 2004 Originally posted by Watson & Crick: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Snarker: Water & Closet!!! Quit eyeballin' me, boy! :mad: :mad: :mad: Snarker the lab rat. Do you still want a game???? I have a good map....or you can pick a scenario.... </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted November 14, 2004 Share Posted November 14, 2004 All turns are out and new setups are in the mail for Axe and Snarker. Soggyballs and all other unresponsive, non-turn sending, mascara-wearing,NON-TNT chuckers, my gamey slots are filled and you will just have to wait. :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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