**YK2** Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Originally posted by JJ Moraine: but I think he'd be too stringy and gamey to actually be the main course. I thought maybe with some flava beans and a nice cianti... ffffffffffffffffffffffththt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Pffft. Professional, he says. For what we get paid, Gyrene's lucky I don't crash the whole server. (does it look better now?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted March 12, 2005 Author Share Posted March 12, 2005 Originally posted by **YK2**: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by JJ Moraine: but I think he'd be too stringy and gamey to actually be the main course. I thought maybe with some fava beans and a nice chianti... ffffffffffffffffffffffththt </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: The Messiah....He's not the Messiah, he's just a very naughty nong. Btw as senior Kinnniget and ruler of my antipodean bits, I hereby decree that since there is no 'Messiah' registered as an official card carrying member of the MBT, we need not bold 'Messiah'. *holds up his membership card* The MBT, where membership does have it's advantages.....and as soon as I work out what they are I'll let you know. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: ...but I think he'd be too stringy and gamey to actually be the main course.Gamey? Have you ever played Mensch? Now that's gamey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted March 12, 2005 Author Share Posted March 12, 2005 Originally posted by rleete: Pffft. Professional, he says. For what we get paid, Gyrene's lucky I don't crash the whole server. (does it look better now?) Yes, but that skirt still makes your butt look big. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 I DO NOT HAVE A BIG BUTT! Swelled head, maybe... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by rleete: Pffft. Professional, he says. For what we get paid, Gyrene's lucky I don't crash the whole server. (does it look better now?) Yes, but that skirt still makes your butt look big. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Sedai Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 It must suck to be 37MM! Bwaaa hahahaha ~snort~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Crossbow bolt’s, BBQ’s (again) & big butt’s (no V42below this ain’t about you)… Is that all this crowd has got? I repeat… I demand a Trial by combat or at the very least a PROPER executioner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 13, 2005 Share Posted March 13, 2005 Originally posted by rleete: I DO NOT HAVE A BIG BUTT! Swelled head, maybe... Yeah, but since you normally go around with your head up your... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted March 13, 2005 Author Share Posted March 13, 2005 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: Crossbow bolt’s, BBQ’s (again) & big butt’s (no V42below this ain’t about you)… Is that all this crowd has got? I repeat… I demand a Trial by combat or at the very least a PROPER executioner You have no rights to make demands. Now hush up and stand still for rleete's William Tell impersonation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted March 13, 2005 Share Posted March 13, 2005 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: Then I have NO other choice… Boo my dear hippyfied liege *lowers head in shame* Where can I find the lawyer known as JD Morse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 13, 2005 Share Posted March 13, 2005 Well, here's how it goes Sparky. You have the right to make demands until the cows come home (Which may be the chief pastime in your neck of the woods.), but anyone and everyone has the right to ignore your demands. And knowing that the average attention span of a member of the MBT is about... oh, seven seconds, there's a very good chance that you can hollar until you're blue in the face (Which they'll probably enjoy) and get nothing but frustration and sorrow (Which I know they'll enjoy). So, you're best bet is to quickly change the subject to something that will keep them occupied until they forget all about you (Liquor is always good), or distract them with something shiny (Shiny liquor is good). I hope that this helps, because customer satisfaction is what we're all about here in the MBT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted March 13, 2005 Share Posted March 13, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: I hope that this helps, because customer satisfaction is what we're all about here in the MBT. … yeah but what about that old adage about ‘confronting problems head on’ (and buggar the torpedoes) Your plan seems a little… cowardly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted March 13, 2005 Share Posted March 13, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: And knowing that the average attention span of a member of the MBT is about... oh, seven seconds...Really? Do you have any sources for that? I'm sure JasonC could write pages (even more boring than Seanachai) on the subject, and he'd have sources. I'm sure you'll want to check... Ooohh, what's that shiny thing? Can I drink it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 13, 2005 Share Posted March 13, 2005 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: I hope that this helps, because customer satisfaction is what we're all about here in the MBT. … yeah but what about that old adage about ‘confronting problems head on’ (and buggar the torpedoes) Your plan seems a little… cowardly </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted March 13, 2005 Share Posted March 13, 2005 Boo, didja git da crossbow? And some arrow type thingies (technical term) to shoot, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 13, 2005 Share Posted March 13, 2005 Crossbows are so... bush league. I got an onager. (And I don't mean the wild ass variety, Down, Bauhaus!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted March 13, 2005 Share Posted March 13, 2005 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: Step Into the Light:What a lovely way to say Die-a-Lot-Now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted March 13, 2005 Share Posted March 13, 2005 Originally posted by Mace: Btw as senior Kinnniget and ruler of my antipodean bits, I hereby decree that since there is no 'Messiah' registered as an official card carrying member of the MBT, we need not bold 'Messiah'.Amen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted March 13, 2005 Share Posted March 13, 2005 Dear Sir Berlichtingen, Begging your pardon, but you really need to work on your posting style. You have become far to verbose, damn near rivaling Seanachai in his exuberant prose. This is not becoming one of your stature, and quite a disturbing trend. As a loyal follower (and hopeful imitator) of your once curt and cutting posting methods, I am dismayed by your apparent disreguard for historical continuity. Beside which, you have resorted to unseemingly quips such as posted above, giving rise to doubts as to your true calling. One would have thought that religious comments such as "amen" being beneath your notice as underworld spokesperson. I look forward to an improved and decidedly evil persona projected in this fine forum in future posts, Thank you for your consideration. Sincerely, rleete (cesspool agitator) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted March 13, 2005 Share Posted March 13, 2005 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: Where can I find the lawyer known as JD Morse? No point going down that route 37mm .. As you can see I have JD tucked away nicely in one of the Royal Suites... He's having far too much fun and feeling much too relaxed to even contemplate helping you out... What's that JD? Sorry gotta dash, seems his brandy glass needs filling and the maid is on her day off... Cheers!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted March 13, 2005 Share Posted March 13, 2005 Originally posted by rleete: One would have thought that religious comments such as "amen" being beneath your notice as underworld spokesperson.Irony... its not just to get the wrinkles out of your cloths Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted March 13, 2005 Share Posted March 13, 2005 You know? The forum looks quite decent at the moment, what with three Peng threads, it’s kind of like a vision of what the forum could be if they all stopped weighing AP rounds or measuring the width of Tiger tank testicles or whatever they all do & instead started being Pengful… My what a glorious vision EDITED to note: The Oddstralian Noba has finished providing me with a LOT of material for my next AAR, I thank him for his sterling efforts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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